LOL... Hi Cosmopolitan

Baz....and everyone.

I can't help but gawp at Anthea's face.

OMG - he's off on one already

Evening Cosmo, Rexi & Baz 

not a very impressive menu from Pat 

I know... me too....

I bet she swears that face is all down to good bone structure and good skin 

I think the other 3 are so dull that it's almost inevitable that MB will go OTT.

Pat Sharp said he doesn't drink, doesn't smoke....I bet he cuts his own (naff) hair too.

No.... but having watched them cook lamb's testicles on Great British Menu tonight, I can live with it I thought I was watching I'm a Celeb at one point

I am soooo sad to have missed that

But what about the teef????  She's had them since Brucie..!!!

As long as no one says "Hay" or "Neigh" she might just get away with it....

 .....

LOL....

she sneezed straight into it

and that's not a bonus, a bonus it's not 

Is it wrong that I liked the mullet pun/joke..?

I don't like these people very much.

Her botox is breaking down!!!

 No, I giggled too

Love Lamb Shanks - I had them indian style on Saturday night

I like lamb shanks.... but gotta have the mint sauce with it...

Her skin is pulled so tight it's in danger of being ripped 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Anthea dress is giving me a headache...

I don't think it's Botox.  I think it's a face lift and a trout pout (with a bit of that hamster cheek thingy that they all have done now).  Her brow is WAY too wrinkly....hence my suspicions.

Bottom line - she looks odd.

Not that he'd be invited but if he did that in my house, I'd punch him out of the house 

I'd go bloody mad if someone came round for dinner at mine and started throwing food about

OMG they're both at it now - it's appalling behaviour 

That we can agree on....

I'd have shown them the door!!

Pat's lamb looked a bit chewy to me.

And why does both Pat and Anthea's food look so 80's?

So darlinks do we all have cream scrambled eggs with salmon like Jenny does?

Lamb again ... my favourite meat 

(sorry pengles)

But of course dahling.... and *we* measure our place setting too

I take that back - I like rack of lamb.

I don't like Jenny Cocky Wotserface.  Then again - she was discovered by Jonathan King.  So that answers a lot.

I'm waiting for the cheese and pineapple

Mine too

Anthea's house is gawjuss 

A-la hedgehog stylee, Rexi..?

she obviously had a good lawyer!!

done as a hedgehog with a half of melon?