I think she's very brave to attempt the challenge, that's a long way to ski on water lol. I watch the One Show and think she's quite pretty, I'm not keen on Adrian though

Am I the only one who gets her, the chick on Total Wipe-out, and the one who trudges across the Lake District mile after mile, mixed up?

Well, he calls Kelly Brook a telly beauty, at the bottom of the page.
He has limited descriptive skills, I fear.
But, he does write for the Scum.

You need to start looking at their faces, Joe.

What exactly are you implying inferring implying?

Just that you must be a 'hair man', Joe.

Honest.

well yeah i would

Jessica Jane Clement.

I always call her The Joker as she always is smiling or laughing even on The One Show when she and Adrian are talking about serious issues!

What was you gonna say Crunchy?.


I've always liked Christine

Pretty girl but I always find her smile false

Was just gonna say she can hustle me any day she wants. Dunno why it didn't post. Also Lucy Pinder's hustle was good. To be honest.... I'd buy a block of wood for £200 if it was Lucy Pinder selling it

TBH I often cringe listening to her....There she is with her N Irish accent doing her best to put on a posh one but I admit to having the odd snigger when she slips and her broad accent surfaces.

All three as mentioned above. Preferably at the same time.

Ambitious!

Not really. All in a days work for your regionally based silver tongued lothario.

Will you be doing the housework for all three, first?

Yes of course! All part of the service.

Cannot bear her (that cackling laugh) & don't think she is one bit attractive.