she could eat me alive

She doesn't eat judging by those pictures.

Is there any need for all that hair? 

it cascades

i dont think i've ever used the word 'cascades' before

  There's a first time for everything

I don't like it though (the hair I mean) surely it's TOO long?

not real though is it?

you pulled that during ahem..sex-and you'd think you had scalped the poor girl

So Simon gets his wish.

Can he take Louis and Konnie Huq with him too.

As an O/T aside, most of that sample of Americans seemed to think the UK was England.  I've noted also that they often refer to the Queen as the "Queen of England".  

If that means less of her and her 'poor me, i'm so upset, buy me album pets' over here, then I'm all for it 

Konnie's not doing X factor this year, she got the tin tack

As for Cheryl in the States, let alone sitting next to L.A. Reid, bloody Simon

Oh God I hope Konnee Huk or whatever she is called, never comes on telly again... I cannae stand her!  As for Chavryl: America are welcome to her.... Do you think they will have subtitles when she speaks? 

So Cheryl and Simon are both leaving the UK version then?  I wonder who is replacing them and if Dannii and Louis will still be kept on.  I could do without Louis but I'd love to see Dannii really shine without Cheryl and Simon.

I think Jedward are joining the judging panel, here. 

I can feel the cheryl love. 

I can't stand Cheryl Cole but I think her hair looks magnificent in those pictures. 

I much prefer the format of American Idol to the X Factor, and probably won't bother watching the X Factor. 

I really didn't think she would get the job

Oh well good luck to her - I don't mind her too much.

I wonder if the latest photos are to appeal to the USA market......the second one looks a bit Tiffany-esque.

I was down at Mater and Pater's today, where I was able to leaf through the Sunday Mirror. Apart from the awful picture of Abigail Crouch, which made me sick up a bit, they had a series of before and after photos of the likes of Kate Winslett, Kat Deeley, and her out of the extras. Apparently they have to lose weight and stuff to be treated seriously in the states. What a mess and what a lucky escape for Cheryl.