At a family gathering of OH's massive mob, his cousin's GF came up to chat to me and asked "When's it due?", having confused me with OH's brother's missus, who was 6 months pregnant.

I had a slightly flouncy top on, but I didn't think I looked flippin preggers - although this cousin's GF is the size of a stick with the wood peeled off, so anyone does, next to her.

I think I just said: "No, you've got me mixed up with ____, this is just chips"

She was mortified!

Her face must have been a picture.

It was! Oddly enough, the OH was more offended by it than me.

I remember  when i was around 11/12 i walked to my moms friends ex mother inlaws house with her daughter (hope that makes sense) to take her mothers day present which was a house plant, when she was handed the plant she said thank you and said "hmm" pulling a couple of yellow leaves from the plant... to which i said "Ah that will be why it was cheap".

Then me and my moms friends daughter walked back to her house where my mom was. Her mom started moaning to mine about her when she couldnt find a lighter saying "That one she claims not to smoke yet she steals my lighters all the bloody time!", to which i replied "No she hasnt got a lighter she had to ask someone for a light on the way back from her nans":

Foot in mouth twice in the same day lol

Didn't Nicola T keep putting her foot in it on the last CBB?
Last night on a repeat of Would I Lie To You Jamelia was unintentionally tactless tiwards Jimmy Carr.
Then, of course, on many occasions any efforts to escape makes the hole bigger.