Chat up lines

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bateman

I don't think I've ever used one in my life, but someone told me tonight about a doozy she had laid on her.

Him: "I'm a GP"

[ 'nice', she thinks...good career, prospects ]

Him: "It's great. You get to see lots of tits and fannies"

Used any you'd care to admit to or been confronted with a howler?

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Ev (Peachy)Member

Someone once said

You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.

10/8/101:57 PM

batemanMember

That's quite classy.

10/8/102:00 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

Andrews to Keeva will take some beating.

10/8/102:01 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Reference:

You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since

I've had that one used on me too

10/8/102:08 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Reference:

I've had that one used on me too

Im having a twirl of mine now, ive got a great pic for the threadkillers for ankles hahhahaaa

10/8/102:09 PM

batemanMember

Reference:

Andrews to Keeva will take some beating.

What was it?

10/8/102:09 PM

Former Member

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neither but it breaks the ice.

10/8/102:13 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

Reference:

What was it?

Well he's a Maths student, so he used the old classic... I can divide... your legs.

10/8/102:19 PM

batemanMember

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Well he's a Maths student, so he used the old classic... I can divide... your legs.

That's crap. He'd have been better off saying, I'm into circles, any chance I could check your Pi?

10/8/102:26 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

Whaaaa you torrrrkin aboooot! Andrews was amazing mannnn

10/8/102:37 PM

Garage JoeMember

Lerkal ones involve, "dyer mind if ah weigh 'em pet?"

10/8/103:00 PM

SazBombMember

Reference:

You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.

Reference:

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neither but it breaks the ice.

Both of those made me laugh

10/8/103:16 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

My fav one ever

HIM: Where have you been all of my life?

ME: I don't know but I am guessing I wasn't born for most of it.

HIM: *pushed me over*

That is a true story

10/8/103:27 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Cinds , troo lurve

Chat up cliche

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

10/8/103:40 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

how do you like your eggs in the morning?...fertilised?

your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor..

10/8/104:08 PM

Former Member

If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,

I would put U and I together.

10/8/104:16 PM

Former Member

My exes brother had one. Unbelievably he had lots of success with it .......

My face is leaving in five minutes and I'd like you to be on it

10/8/104:42 PM

batemanMember

I tried that one. I was talking to a dustbin.

10/8/105:38 PM

chardonayMember

new outfit me- yes thanks him- would look better on my bedrom floor

10/8/105:41 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

10/8/105:43 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

When I was at uni, one of my mates had a deck of cards with chat up lines on. The aim being, on a night out, you draw a card and have to use that chat up line on a girl. Mine was:

"I like your shoes....do you fancy a date?"

It worked too

10/8/105:54 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

I just read Cinds. Brilliant

10/8/105:56 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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"I like your shoes....do you fancy a date?"

Mention shoes and your in, especially if you offer to buy her some

10/8/106:05 PM

batemanMember

"..I'd like to see your penis and testicles..."

"...I don't want to..."

Memorable.

10/8/106:16 PM

Yellow RoseMember

The chat up lines I've ever heard or come across are crass, can't believe some take them seriously they're so naff

10/8/107:20 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Scene - Teenager's birthday party, at her house. Whole school year invited.

Him - "Will you dance with me?"

Me - "No thanks, sorry."

Him - "Oh FFS!

Come on!

I've asked everyone else! You're the last one!!!

10/9/103:34 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Blizzie

10/9/103:39 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Scotty

Blizzie

I'm sure I was the last resort because he felt I was out of his league, not because I was the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel!

10/9/103:59 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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I don't think I've ever used one in my life

Pork pies

10/9/105:12 AM

CroctacusMember

I had used on me many years ago....

'do you want some gum?'

'yes please'

'well chew this, its wriggly!'

10/9/105:40 AM

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