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You look like Harrisson Ford!
It worked.
Hey babe, is that a mirror in your pocket, cos I can see myself in your pants.
It worked.
Hey babe, is that a mirror in your pocket, cos I can see myself in your pants.
I was just going to post Harrison Ford 
No.... they are both my yachts.. the smaller one is for the staff...
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I was once dancing to Blue Monday in the middle of an empty dance floor ( proper Saturday Night Fever 
) and this really pretty lass broke the throng danced right up to me and said
" You're really good! Are you a professional dancer?"
Unfortunately by the time I'd stopped laffin' she'd disappeared
) and this really pretty lass broke the throng danced right up to me and said " You're really good! Are you a professional dancer?"
Unfortunately by the time I'd stopped laffin' she'd disappeared
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww 
Twasn't me
Twasn't me
On a similar if slight totally different note, when I was a mere pup well 20ish, and worked in this nightclub, me and a few of the others went out it was a quiet night, and the only blokes in the club were me, the dj and the doorman, about 4 of the women tried to strip me off 
i managed to get away before they got my trousers totally off....
i managed to get away before they got my trousers totally off....Wasn't You sat behind me in the Bier Keller in Morecambe in the eighties doing the 'whoops up side yer head' who said that I look just like Rod Stewart was it?quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Twasn't me
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Wasn't You sat behind me in the Bier Keller in Morecambe in the eighties doing the 'whoops up side yer head' who said that I look just like Rod Stewart was it?quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Twasn't me
Can't answer this.need to go back to the moosic thread and be quiet
I've had said to me....
Do you want some gum?
Chew this, it's Wrigley!
Do you want some gum?
Chew this, it's Wrigley!
Me and a Mate once gatecrashed a Nurses do in a working mans club, that was a real eye openerquote:Originally posted by Cigarettes & Alcohol:
On a similar if slight totally different note, when I was a mere pup well 20ish, and worked in this nightclub, me and a few of the others went out it was a quiet night, and the only blokes in the club were me, the dj and the doorman, about 4 of the women tried to strip me off
I bet it was muf
Nurses are erm err yes, well doesn;t want to do stereotyping
Nurses are erm err yes, well doesn;t want to do stereotyping