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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Picture the scene, Charlie out with his "mates" he's just finished dancing to "Love machine" but Girl's Aloud, he goes to sit down with his "mates"

Charlie: "Ah still wanna be in the house ya know, I didn't want to leave. Did I tell you about the time, I threw water on Angel's outfit as she was getting ready for her eviction? Me dad said it wasn't funny but ah said everyone thought it was funny, like when I do Nana"

Mates: looking bored and pensive but mainly rigid..mate #1 "cracks"

"Oh Charlie STFU, about being in the house man, ya didn't win and everyone hated ya Nana routine, we hate ya feckin Nana routine!

Charlie looks crest fallen then says spitefully,

"The only reason ah didn't win is because that fat bitch slagged us off to the papers...And that bald bitch Sophie is a slag too, ah hate her and that feckin smelly hairy Siavash and that freak Rodrigo I knew he fancied us." And Lisa made us sick too with her whale siodekick David."

mate#2 "I thought they were all you're mates and you loved them all?"

Charlie: "No I feckin hate em, I hated them in the house and I feckin hate them now."

Mates get up slowly and tell Charlie, "they'll be right back"

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Originally posted by kimota:
All too plausible!

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Originally posted by mozart:
charley on a night out clubbing with his mates
doorman shakes his head

charley:"do ya not know who i am like".

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:


Remember when Juliet Bravo did those stories on what hte housemates did next? They were bluddy brilliant - reminded me of them.

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:

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Originally posted by kimota:
All too plausible!

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Originally posted by felix:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:

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Originally posted by kimota:
All too plausible!

Senora, you have a Charlie love that only you know about
Kimota, fiction not fact.

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Picture the scene, Charlie out with his "mates" he's just finished dancing to "Love machine" by Girl's Aloud, he goes to sit down with his "mates"

Charlie: "Ah still wanna be in the house ya know, I didn't want to leave. Did I tell you about the time, I threw water on Angel's outfit as she was getting ready for her eviction? Me dad said it wasn't funny but ah said everyone thought it was funny, like when I do Nana"

Mates: looking bored and pensive but mainly rigid..mate #1 "cracks"

"Oh Charlie STFU, about being in the house man, ya didn't win and everyone hated ya Nana routine, we hate ya feckin Nana routine!

Charlie looks crest fallen then says spitefully,

"The only reason ah didn't win is because that fat bitch slagged us off to the papers...And that bald bitch Sophie is a slag too, ah hate her and that feckin smelly hairy Siavash and that freak Rodrigo I knew he fancied us." And Lisa made us sick too with her whale sidekick David."

mate#2 "I thought they were all you're mates and you loved them all?"

Charlie: "No I feckin hate em, I hated them in the house and I feckin hate them now."

Mates get up slowly and tell Charlie, "they'll be right back"

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Originally posted by squiggle:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Picture the scene, Charlie out with his "mates" he's just finished dancing to "Love machine" by Girl's Aloud, he goes to sit down with his "mates"

Charlie: "Ah still wanna be in the house ya know, I didn't want to leave. Did I tell you about the time, I threw water on Angel's outfit as she was getting ready for her eviction? Me dad said it wasn't funny but ah said everyone thought it was funny, like when I do Nana"

Mates: looking bored and pensive but mainly rigid..mate #1 "cracks"

"Oh Charlie STFU, about being in the house man, ya didn't win and everyone hated ya Nana routine, we hate ya feckin Nana routine!

Charlie looks crest fallen then says spitefully,

"The only reason ah didn't win is because that fat bitch slagged us off to the papers...And that bald bitch Sophie is a slag too, ah hate her and that feckin smelly hairy Siavash and that freak Rodrigo I knew he fancied us." And Lisa made us sick too with her whale sidekick David."

mate#2 "I thought they were all you're mates and you loved them all?"

Charlie: "No I feckin hate em, I hated them in the house and I feckin hate them now."

Mates get up slowly and tell Charlie, "they'll be right back"

Methinks SR has a crystal ball

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Originally posted by mozart:
charley on a night out clubbing with his mates
doorman shakes his head

charley:"do ya not know who i am like".

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Originally posted by Blackpudlian:

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Originally posted by mozart:
charley on a night out clubbing with his mates
doorman shakes his head

charley:"do ya not know who i am like".

Doorman: "Aye, I know who ya are - that's why ya aren't coming in, ya irritating little piece of ****.

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Originally posted by frenchbread:
LMAO brill SR

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Originally posted by Miss_S:
Well done Senora

You just know that that conversation will happen

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Picture the scene, Charlie out with his "mates" he's just finished dancing to "Love machine" by Girl's Aloud, he goes to sit down with his "mates"

Charlie: "Ah still wanna be in the house ya know, I didn't want to leave. Did I tell you about the time, I threw water on Angel's outfit as she was getting ready for her eviction? Me dad said it wasn't funny but ah said everyone thought it was funny, like when I do Nana"

Mates: looking bored and pensive but mainly rigid..mate #1 "cracks"

"Oh Charlie STFU, about being in the house man, ya didn't win and everyone hated ya Nana routine, we hate ya feckin Nana routine!

Charlie looks crest fallen then says spitefully,

"The only reason ah didn't win is because that fat bitch slagged us off to the papers...And that bald bitch Sophie is a slag too, ah hate her and that feckin smelly hairy Siavash and that freak Rodrigo I knew he fancied us." And Lisa made us sick too with her whale sidekick David."

mate#2 "I thought they were all you're mates and you loved them all?"

Charlie: "No I feckin hate em, I hated them in the house and I feckin hate them now."

Mates get up slowly and tell Charlie, "they'll be right back"

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Originally posted by Jeggo:
You`ve really got Charlie down to a `T` ...osser