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The life cycle of a BB HM.

1. Obscurity
2. Frantic scramble through various reality TV auditions / promo-ing
3. 1-14 weeks of nationally televised, personally-sanctioned humiliation
4. A (micro) explosion of fame during eviction night
5. Trawling out onto a couple of lame Endemol satellite shows
6. Delusion and China White's and Nuts
7. Desperation and PRs at Lidl and provincial sticky-carpet clubs
8. Frantic scramble (via newly acquired agents) for part in reality TV shows
9. Obscurity
10. ...and The Priory! (in last ditch attempt to loop back to the glory days of 4, 5, 6 and 7).

Disappointed
subatomic partygirl

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