Literally

Greg will be there with his doggy bag 

Evening (Seen v v little of this series)

Yeah, I would try that chocolate tortellini.

there's plenty to dislike 

Me too, sounds interesting

I'd give it a go

Les's sounds v boring

Ha Ha Dame

Pork looks nice 

Too ambitious: looks a bit of a mess

I'm thinking a nice vanilla ice cream would be good with it.

Quick flash of Janet's pie - and it looked a bit of a disaster.

We have.....I've never done this before Shane versus Miss I'm the greatest (c)rapper

looks like it all tasted the same too 

yes...that would be lovely

Yay.. Miss Smuggity Smug didn't get top marks - and Ade did 

tit head....not you, him 

Nil points for presentation Denise

disqualify Denise for being late.

Bouillbaisse meets paella looks good

well that's ruined a nice fillet of monk fish 

Looks a right blooming mess too

Yep, I think he summed that up right. Denise's plate looked messy.

Woo Hoo !

Les made what sounded like a bland meal look really appetising 

Even better.. Denise's was crap

I like lobster and I like chips....I'd eat that

Heh heh

Bloomin hell - looks like road kill has been dragged across his plate 

I'm loving this - my favourites Ade and Brian are both doing well

Looks pretty but I wouldn't want to eat all of that beetroot

Oh well done Brian

Mmm, liked the idea, but it looks weird

Should I be laughing at the presentation ?

All those that fancy themselves have come behind those who just get on with it

No it doesn't look FANTASTIC: it looks burnt

Well done, Janet.