Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I'm channeling you in the hope that it works, Damesy 
you certainly done well 
he had a very easy meal 
Joe C trotting out the cliches
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
He was a cracking bowler.
Mildred! We saw your rellies earlier!
Sit back Joe and let Speech take the reigns.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Joe C trotting out the cliches
he so just trot right out the building
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Horrible plate..looks like a prison canteen tray
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Joe C trotting out the cliches
he so just trot right out the building
trot on
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I marinate them in Gillette sensitive foam!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
He was a cracking bowler.
Mildred! We saw your rellies earlier!
A rare sight...
*sob*
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Joe C trotting out the cliches
he so just trot right out the building
trot on
The geezer has no idea what goes into pastry!
I always think they have very little time. That's probably cos I'm a crap cook and cooking somehting 'proper' involves constantly looking at a recipe book... it's a whole afternoon for me....
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
Personally neither have I, but I've had them slung on a barby and scoffed a few.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I marinate them in Gillette sensitive foam!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I marinate them in Gillette sensitive foam!
Way to go, Heston
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I've never cooked clams of any sort.
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
He was a cracking bowler.
Mildred! We saw your rellies earlier!
A rare sight...
*sob*
S'ok, there was no mint sauce involved.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I marinate them in Gillette sensitive foam!
Way to go, Heston
I've had mackerel sandwiches for my tea
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I've never cooked clams of any sort.
You should, they're easy peasy, Fluffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I dunno, I don't think Joe has a particularly hard menu, and neither does Speech in comparison to Les and Matthew.
I'm feeling a bit sorry for Les tbh
and Matthew's impressed me tonight
He was a cracking bowler.
yeah... lobbed that lamb on the plate from the far side of the kitchen....
oh no wait.. that was Joe with the steak...
He used to bowl a load of rubbish for the first few overs and have the batsmen thwacking him all over the place.
Then he'd find his rhythm.
Game on.
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
He used to bowl a load of rubbish for the first few overs and have the batsmen thwacking him all over the place.
Then he'd find his rhythm.
Game on.
Kinda like what he's done here..
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I marinate them in Gillette sensitive foam!
Should taste divine
Presentation seems to be getting better.
Give us strength! You come on Masterchef with little or no understanding of basic cooking?....pull the other one! 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I've never cooked razor clams before
I've never cooked clams of any sort.
I've cooked the small ones, so I expect the others are the same
Grrrr... I don't want Joe to go through
That cheesecake looks a bit of a mess
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Presentation seems to be getting better.
I take that back!
Speech
Hoggy
Les
Joe
Les's cheesecake looks better than Speech's.
Seriously that pasta and seafood is too easy for this stage of the competition,
India Fisher needs thoroughly thrashing.
idiot
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Seriously that pasta and seafood is too easy for this stage of the competition,
It was very easy to make
Originally Posted by Saint:
India Fisher needs thoroughly thrashing.
idiot
But she gargles with razor clams every night to perfect that grinding voice
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Seriously that pasta and seafood is too easy for this stage of the competition,
It was very easy to make
But they are all on a "journey" and will develop as the series goes on 
Easy to make. Impossible to eat.
(Come on Matthew)
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Saint:
India Fisher needs thoroughly thrashing.
idiot
But she gargles with razor clams every night to perfect that grinding voice
If i ever meet her i will seriously clonk her one.
Utterly ridiculous voice.