I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

Did he rest that meat?

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

that chicken looks iffy 

That’s what I thought ...it looked undercooked to me 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

Me an all  

Yogi19 posted:

Did he rest that meat?

Prolly not

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

 BB is good at squiggles - he says all his drawings are squiggle pictures 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

He’d end up face down in the dinner if I was there !

A chicken dinner that probably costs £50

Sprout posted:

Carve the chicken.....that size 

Carve means chop in two!

Yogi19 posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

 BB is good at squiggles - he says all his drawings are squiggle pictures 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Sprout posted:

Carve the chicken.....that size 

Carve means chop in two!

Yes

She was not so delicate with that cod.

Yogi19 posted:

 BB is good at squiggles - he says all his drawings are squiggle pictures 

I bet they would be better than mine 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

She was not so delicate with that cod.

She squashed it in the pan

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'd squirt it in his fecking eye, not everyone can do squiggles... mine would be accidental 

I can do squiggles with icing , but wouldn't try on my dinner

Baz posted:

He’d end up face down in the dinner if I was there !

I don't like him Baz, the other chef is much nicer 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Yogi19 posted:

 BB is good at squiggles - he says all his drawings are squiggle pictures 

 

 

I bet they would be better than mine 

Kaytee posted:

I can do squiggles with icing , but wouldn't try on my dinner

I was never artistic 

Kaytee posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Kaytee posted:

Excuse me while I trot off to get my muffin 👍

Chocolate?

Choc chip👍

Niiiiiice. 

oops 

Hope Dom is washing his hands between handling the raw and cooked chickens 

Nasty burn 

Gosh ....that’s some burn Poor Dom 

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I can do squiggles with icing , but wouldn't try on my dinner

 

I was never artistic 

Purely accidental....can't do proper fancy 😂😂

Alex did ok 

Yogi19 posted:

Hope Dom is washing his hands between handling the raw and cooked chickens 

He wants to introduce an element of risk for the diners. 

Kaytee posted:

Purely accidental....can't do proper fancy 😂😂

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Hope Dom is washing his hands between handling the raw and cooked chickens 

He wants to introduce an element of risk for the diners. 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

With the number of burns they get in a professional kitchen, they ought to have some Flamazine cream

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

Lavender oil is also great as a mosquito deterrent, they can't stand Lavender...I have a border round my patio ,they keep their distance when you're out at night 👍

Yogi19 posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

With the number of burns they get in a professional kitchen, they ought to have some Flamazine cream

Yes 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Hope Dom is washing his hands between handling the raw and cooked chickens 

He wants to introduce an element of risk for the diners. 

Yogi19 posted:

With the number of burns they get in a professional kitchen, they ought to have some Flamazine cream

Kaytee posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

Lavender oil is also great as a mosquito deterrent, they can't stand Lavender...I have a border round my patio ,they keep their distance when you're out at night 👍

Every time I see that chicken of Mim's I feel queasy again!

Kaytee posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

crap chef hasn't any lavender oil 

Lavender oil is also great as a mosquito deterrent, they can't stand Lavender...I have a border round my patio ,they keep their distance when you're out at night 👍

 That’s a food tip

Right! Face stuffed, back in the room properly 

Kaytee posted:

Lavender oil is also great as a mosquito deterrent, they can't stand Lavender...I have a border round my patio ,they keep their distance when you're out at night 👍

it's absolutely brilliant on burns...stinks to high heaven but worth it 

LOL Dom!