Everything you need to know about Day 7
Day six ended rather traumatically for Chloe and Stevi, so it's a good thing Janice was on hand this morning to help Stevi 'exhale toxins', which involves repeating "ya-ding" to yourself over and over again while breathing in and out for 20 minutes. "We're all attached to the uterus," she said. "You breathe in white light and exhale a grey cloud." Did Stevi feel better? "A little bit," he said, unconvincingly.
Janice wasn't the only one trying to keep the peace. Her row with Jenna steamrollered on, but Paul emphatically vowed to stay out of it. That's the butler in him: diplomatic, polite, prone to over-enunciation.
And where was Janice amidst all this? Making a right Royal lunch, with the other Americans, for the benefit of the Royal Brits. From "Queen of Reality" to underling in a a couple of days. No wonder she's always scowling.
Still, the underlings were muddling along, until Big Brother instructed the Royals to send the laziest members of staff to peel potatoes. King Bobby took it took a vote and then sent Jenna and Janice were send to the Tower, which is too delicious (except for the peeled potatoes, which don't sound massively delicious).
All that talk of carbs has us feeling in need of a work-out, and Stevi and James obviously felt the same way, doing squats in the garden. Should Austin be worried? Could his bromance with James be on the ropes? "You're the man, remember that, Stevi," James said "Who's the man?" "I'm the man," Stevi replied, unconvincingly.
On a rather more serious note, there was also treason afoot in the House. The underlings were briefed with a Task: to try and bring down the Royals from the inside. Their prize: a luxury shopping budget.The Royals were happily feasting on their lunch while the Americans got to work...
And then it was time for the main event. Lord James and Lady Natasha conducted a press conference with none other than former Royal correspondent Jennie Bond, thinking that the questions from the British public. But - guess what! - they'd actually been posed by the American members of staff and were designed to freak the Brits out, with the underlings watching from the Tower. Oh, spiffing!
And finally. The housemates will be treated to a ball, but there's more mischief afoot below stairs: the staff must take a sneaky photos of the Royals in compromising positions.
The party continued into the night, but what other hijinks did they get up to? Stick with us to find out!