Being Prime Minister of the Celebrity Big Brother House is as much a responsibility as it is an honour, and PM Bobby is taking it very seriously indeed. So seriously, in fact, that he's taken it upon himself to pick a Cabinet of ministers to back him up. Who has he chosen? Well, let's see...
Natasha
Bobby didn't hesitate to appoint his Minister of Defence: he immediately picked Natasha, citing her "feisty and firm" personality. Well, we can't imagine anyone wanting to face the Wrath of Tashβ’.
Chris
Deciding he needed someone to be in charge of resources, Bobby appointed Chris. Apparently it'll be down to him to look after the House's budget, and to distribute commodities like food and alcohol to the group. Easy, right?
Chloe-Jasmine
Another obvious choice, Bobby picked Chloe-Jasmine as his foreign secretary because "she speaks 47 languages." We're not sure that's exactly accurate, though she does speak fluent French, German, and Portugese. So if PM Bobby needs anyone to negotiate with other Houses in far-flung parts, he's got just the woman for the job.
Gail
That seems to be approximately where our PM's knowledge of Cabinet ministers ran out, because he went on to appoint Gail the Minister for Clean. Which isn't even grammatically correct, let alone a real parliamentary function. She's also acting as a representative for Scotland, so she'd better hope there isn't another referendum while she's in the House because she might end up on a team of one.
Sherrie
Sherrie nabbed another made-up position, as Bobby named her Minister of Clothes. It's her responsibility to make sure everyone's dressed to Bobby's satisfaction, and also to make sure no-one leaves their dirty socks on the floor.
Stevi
Ah. So this is where it all went a bit wrong. Stevi almost got named the Minister of Funny Walks, before piping up that he'd be happy to be the "Minister of Anything."
And then Bobby got distracted by trying to choose a prime ministerial wife, and poor old James didn't get any role at all. Not that it really matters - the housemates might not have noticed yet, but there's only one person with any real authority in that House, and that's Big Brother...