The ultimate 'Chinese Burn' I reckon...

11.58pm: Playing the Who am I? game, Rylan asks Claire if she is a fictional character, "Yes", followed by "Are you Paul O Grady?" Erm #CBB

Syd I was hoping he was trying to strangle Rylan

Day 20: All mates and mucking around

12.10am: Razor is having the daddy of all Diary Room conversations with Big B

Lacey Banghard has hinted that she too knew about Rylan Clark's weekly forays into the outside world.

The glamour model - who was evicted last week - was quizzed by Digital Spy whilst at a PETA photo call in London today (22 January), and said: "Oh, I didn't know that had come out. I'm not too sure how I feel about it."

And when asked whether the housemates were aware that Rylan was slipping out, Lacey responded: "I can't say, sorry. [You've] put me on the spot."

Lacey also revealed that she remained covered up in the Big Brother house - barring the odd accidental nudity - out of respect for the housemates.

Explaining that she's "quite a free person anyway", the model said: "But there's a lot of married men in there and they weren't as comfortable with me walking around in my pants, so I did decide to cover up a little more. Just out of respect for everyone else in the house."

12.23am: Rylan has contracted a severe case of silly fever. He's now wearing Claire's bra and little else. #CBB

In all fairness thats bound to cover his whole body.

12.27am: Rylan has been caught by Ryan and Claire is pillaging him for the return of her lovely brassiere. #CBB

How many more tweets with this clowns name

Just read on DS that Claires letter said 'I'm so glad you and Rylan have found the perfect friendship' explains this 'fun' tonight.

12.31am: We've captured this dramatic image of Claire staking out Rylan armed with a flip-flop. She wants her bra. #CBB pic.twitter.com/Dn1I0Qbj

12.43am: Oh Rylan. The lights out but he's used the cover of darkness to leap aboard Claire (from Steps)'s bed.

12.56am: Rylan and Claire just said 'Goodnight' to each via the medium of Steps's 'One For Sorrow' dance routine. Do try this at home. #CBB

1.09am: *Sigh* With bedtime comes the traumatic reverberations of Razor's snores. Send ear-plugs to Elstree. Please. #CBB

1.27am: Spencer has fallen asleep in what we like to call the 'reclining Adonis' pose. #CBB

1.45am: And lo, all was tranquil in the bedroom - apart from the constant menacing growl of Razor's snoring

1.55am: Night all. There's nothing left to see here for any of us any more. Until tomorrow, that is...

I do feel very sorry for them having to endure Razors snores. I don't think I've ever heard anything quite like that TBH.

Day 20 round-up: Returning housemates and reversed words

The House woke up to a mass controversy, with Rylan and Claire (From Steps, the band, if you didn’t know.) waking up in the same bed as each other. Claire likened the experience to sharing a bed with her son. Their bond is indeed very special.

Speaking of bonds, Speidi and the rest of the housemates after last night’s apology session were on good form. Heidi even made mass breakfast, which would’ve been a nice gesture had it not been all for her wonderful husband. 

After a bit of a strange moment with Ryan, who moved all the weights from the gym into the living room for a bit of unorthodox feng shui handling, BB pulled the HMs out of their mooching phase and ordered them to 'dress to Impress'. What could that mean?

We are of course playing coy, and know exactly what it means. It meant that it was time for a very special task indeed, starring our long since departed housemate, Paula Hamilton! 

From the depths of her fashion boudoir (i.e. the task room), Paula sat with perfectly coifed hair and observed her housemates’ various satorial choices, as they ran riot in the bedroom tearing their threads limb from limb trying to find the perfect look. The choices varied from Heidi drenched in an outfit so glittery, magpies would write fables about her in years to come, to Rylan’s naval grazing shirt. Paula was sold instantly, as were we, and our Essex warbler was dubbed 'most fashionable', with Tricia and Ryan landed to less coveted 'worst dress' slot. Alas, if only those Lindsay Lohan rumours had been true, maybe the fates would’ve been shaken. Still, in celebration of Tricia and Ryan’s indiscretion to fashion, they were awarded with a full makeover, a catwalk, cheeky wines, and bad trousers! Not too shabby, no!

After this, the housemates celebrated Paula’s return and marvelled at her existence. But all good things must come to an end, and like leprechaun gold, Paula disappeared just when the housemates thought she was back forever. The partying continued regardless, of course, ending in a mad game of 'Who Am I?' and general tomfoolery, which involved Ryan, Razor, Rylan and Spencer all gyrating against the floor, and Heidi doing this. 

As we sank into the early hours, things got a little bit silly, with Rylan stealing Claire’s bra for quite an inordinate amount of time. But the poor loves tuckered themselves out, and dropped off, all united, with no bad juju whatsoever. Well done everybody. Now if you be this chipper at the double-eviction tomorrow, we’ll give you some sweeties.

Morning 

I will be in and out today so delayed tweets etc will follow as and when 

8.01am: It's eviction day! Housemates are fast asleep

8.15am: Spencer is awake. What could be keeping him from his slumber?

8.23am: Spencer has left a sleeping Heidi in bed while he makes himself breakfast. This may be the first time they've been seprated.

8.32am: Spencer is making toast. This may be the first time we have seen him in the living room without Heidi.

8.42am: Spencer is now napping the living room. Could Heidi have been stealing all the covers?

8.56am: It's all quiet in the bedroom. Not even a snore from Razor.

9.15am: All the housemates in the bedroom are still dozing

9.28pm: Frankie's up. And so is Heidi. The bedroom lights aren't even on yet. Keeners

9.32am: The lights are on but the sleeping housemates are refusing to stir. We sense an alarm on its way

9.52am: There goes the alarm. It's very loud this morning.

really - funny the vid shows him laughing along - these tweeters really are the pits sometimes 

10.04am: Tricia and Claire are still in bed. Do they want Big Brother to use that alarm again?

10.17am: Razor is doing squats in the garden in his dressing gown.

10.28am: The HMs are educating Frankie about social media. "What's Twitter?" He asks. Oh keep up, Franks

10.47am: Claire is having a lovely soak in the bath. Washing away the pre-eviction nerves

11.07am: Rylan is telling Speidi one of his stories. They are pretending to be interested but we are not convinced

11.17am: Tricia and Claire are making the most of the electrical appliances. Claire is detangling Tricia's hair

Day 21: Eviction day doubts

11.28am: Spencer is comparing Big Brother to a boot camp. What do you think?

11.41pm: Razor said the worst place to come in Big Brother is second. Do you agree?

11.54pm: Heidi looks to be frying pasta sauce. This is not the way Claire does things in the kitchen

11.58am: Speidi are indulging in some carb-overload behaviour. Pasta AND toast

afternoon all

Thanks erin and MrsH   

I`ll be here `til 4.00 then back about 7.00

Do you want a break MrsH ?

  thanks 

not sure where I am at those times but will try and have it up to date before 7 

yes please   if your freeeeeeee 

  I`m freeeeeee   

Okay dokey but no worries it`s easy to catch up. I`ll update until 4 

12.11pm: Rylan is telling Razor he doesn't ever want to leave the House. Sorry Ry, but you've got to leave at some point...

You all deserve a medal ..........well done all the Luters - haven't been looking in as much as I usually do but ...................you're always there

Well done and thanks.