7.25pm: Frankie keeps talking about how "bullet nipples are in", unless we've been transported to a parallel universe.

7.27pm: Our catwalk cad Ryan Maloney is back out in a beautiful shiny charcoal suit, and some black leather pointy shoes.

7.28pm: Tricia Penrose is certainly the english rose in her beautiful coral dress and subtle nude heels. People are whooping with glee.

7.31pm: A cameo performance from the delectable Paula Hamilton gracing the catwalk now. Everyone is hugging and in basic jubilation.

7.42pm: The HMs are now parading around Paula, praising her existence. Paula says she "loves Big Brother, man." You tell em, sister!

7.58pm: Paula's on her way out now. Nobody wants her to go. Rylan is asking for a piece of advice. Paula says: "It's a game."

8.18pm: Heidi says it's amazing how quickly you can fall in love with someone who isn't family. Bleurgh. Wait, we mean: "Aww."

 Is Spencer family?  

8.38pm: The housemates have been ousted from the living room until further notice. Could this be the foreshadowing of a P-A-R-T-Y?

Guess he didn't get out  for info this week

8.39pm: You can tell when this batch of HMs are most relaxed because they belt out tunes. It's the human equivalent of purring.

*distant sound of banjo-pluckers*  © Cos

8.48pm: Heidi is continuously pouncing on Spencer, much like a young Simba, or other various baby lions.

8.59pm: Speidi aren't the only ones indulging in some floor action. Razor and Ryan are also cavorting on the carpet...

9.15pm: Rylan is walking like a zombie towards Tricia. Claire is spraying him away calling him a "nasty pasty." Steady on, Claire.

9.29pm: Despite 50 billion years of vigorous moisturizing, Spencer seems worried about a spot beginning to form.

9.43pm: Tricia has tuna on a cracker with onion. Life isn't fair.

Day 20: Paula transforms Ryan and Tricia 1 hour ago

They thought she was gone forever. They were wrong. Like the Terminator before her, Paula came back and with a little help from her lovely deputy, Rylan  who she dubbed the best dressed of all the housemates –she judged Claire, Ryan, Speidi, Razor and Tricia's attempts at scrubbing up. The goal was deciding which of the remaining male and female housemates were the worst dressed (Tricia and Ryan).

Big Brother couldn't let a task go by without a little sleight of hand so, unbeknownst to the fashion police, the listening housemates could hear such scathing sarorial judgements as...

On Spencer: "That jacket makes him look frumpy."

On Claire: "Mumsy jewellery!"

On Ryan: "He's worn that belt every single day and it goes with nothing."

On Frankie: "No charisma with fashion."

And on Tricia: "Mutton dressed as a lamb. Needs to make friends with her age."

Yowch. Needless to say Tricia exploded with a few expletives on hearing this pronouncement. Yet as the penalty for being the worst dressed housemates was the enticing reward of three outfits – one for partying, one for chilling and one for eviction night – by the end of her transformation she hugged Paula and forgave her for her earlier remarks.

After a fashion show in which Tricia and Ryan showed off their new looks it fell to Paula to select a winner from the pair. She decided that Tricia's look showed the most repentance for fashion crimes and the actress was rewarded with champagne and flowers.

Poor Ryan. Do you think that he deserved to come second? We've put together an album to help you decide...

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In come the fashion criminals

Tricia struts her first look

Ryan is a vision in turquoise

Tricia seems to like the rock chick look

Ryan seems unconvinced by this 'low-key hipster' thing

Deputy Rylan helps Ryan into his dapper suit

Tricia is a princess with a death stare

All friends again

9.58pm: There is so much pizza in the House right now. Again, life continues to not be fair.

10.07pm: Pizza woe is forgotten as tunes are pumped into the House. Heidi, Tricia and Ryan are going for gold.

10.22pm: The music's technically stopped but everyone's together in the living area singing.There's a song in our hearts to see this.

10.30pm: Heidi's doing her favourite dance move which basically involves getting up close and personal with the vending machine.

Scotty do you need a break?

10.30am: Heidi's doing her favourite dance move which basically involves getting up close and personal with the vending machine.

10.48pm: They're still all together larking around on the sofas. Peace has come to

10.56pm: What on earth is going on here between Frankie and Rylan?

Thanks erin 

Off to have a catch up on here and DS 

cheers again Scotty

Ta erin   

11.08pm:Heidi is singing a song about naked dancing. Sing along at home. You can make up your own verses, they're not iron-clad. #CBB

11.17pm: PS: Heidi just did this. http://i.picasion.com/pic64/48b7105f7b848dc63c4a0e8359b4dfc1

11.33pm: Claire has just denied being a woman when Frankie asked her. But it is all fine, they are simply playing the Who am I? game. #CBB

11.46pm: The housemates do just generally call Claire 'Claire from Steps' whenever they address her now. #CBB

11.56pm: It's rowdy in the bedroom this evening. Spencer is reading the rulebook because he is offended by Rylan's lack of underwear. #CBB

here we go again