8.41pm: Spencer is shouting that he wants some music to go with their traditional Cockney evening. Britney Spears is his first choice.
8.44pm: Update from Cockney HQ: They pearly kings are going through all the rhyming slang. Peaches and cream: mean, says Heidi. Nice.
8.47pm: PS: Chas n' Dave is on. Speidi are oh so confused
8.53pm: Meawnwhile back in the Angels and Devils party, there are some severe shapes being thrown to Heaven in the red room.
Day 15: Rylan isn't the only little devil in the House
34 mins ago
The housemates were ecstatic earlier this evening to find that Ryan's odd behaviour wasn't down to a mid-BB crisis as they may have thought, but that it was actually due to a secret task. Sitting in the living room, Big Brother told the housemates that the Australian soap actor had in fact been under the influence of little devil, Rylan and heavenly angel, Razor.
There were gasps of "I knew something was up" from the conned celebrities, who tried to claim that they hadn't been dupped by the Toadster. However, considering they always say this after a secret task, we're not too convinced that this is the case. Tricia, for one, was particularly happy to hear that Ryan's awkwardly long hug was an order from the voices in his head and not a creepy come-on as it may have been perceived.
If anyone did feel miffed at the trio's prank, it was soon quashed when the big man announced that that the tricksters had won a devilishly good party this evening. No one can be in a bad mood when a vol-au-vont is on offer, and if they do, they're just mean spirited.
But wait â what's that? Did we hear something about a rule break? Yes, that's right â the housemates have been nattering about nominations again. When will they learn!?
The suspects in question are Speidi and Gillian, who have been forbidden from attending the party as a result of their loose lips. Instead, they have been provided with Pearly King and Queens costumes and have been sent to the igloo for a right cockney knees up.
While the other housemates will be provided with dastardly good treats, the naughty trio will be forced to speak in Cockney rhyming slang and will be 'treated' a lovely platter of jellied eels and cockles. Mmhmm, how delightful.
We hope the housemates have learnt something from this incident â if you break the Big Brother rules, you'll be forced to become a Cockney? Yeah, that's definitely the moral of the story...
9.07pm: Rylan has taken to dancing with a skeleton. Oh the larks!
9.15pm: Gillian is educating Speidi about Cockney songs. Their eyes seem glazed.
9.25pm: There's a sing-a-long in the devil party. It's quite touching.... Until Razor joins in that is
9.28pm: Both parties are now over. That was swift!
9.43pm: Ryan is trying to work out whether he should go to bed or not. The party animal
9.56pm: The HMs are sitting on the sofa, having a good ol' chinwag.
Hello! We are live on 5* Come tweet along with us. We could do with some friends for once
It's time for some emotional speeches on why each housemate should stay. Who's convinced you so far?
As if Gillian didn't say: "and I will wear this ridiculous jacket for the rest of my time in the House." as part of her speech
Rylan 4 Claire IDST
10.08pm: You live-viewers may be wondering why Gillian is wearing that jacket. It is not a new look she's trying, we made her wear it.
10.11pm: We enjoy Heidi saying how much she loves sparkly designer shoes, dressed as a pearly king.
10.12pm: So Spencer has a secret society? Maybe he possesses an X-Men power.
10.19pm: And we're back on. Earlier on, Speidi and Gillian had a cockney knees-up on the igloo, hence the outfits. If you wondered.
10.21pm: Housemates singing Video Killed the Radio Star.. Tricia can't think who sang it. It is the Buggles, Tricia. For shame.
10.26pm: Spencer's been sent to the Diary Room. Everyone thinks he's in trouble. Maybe Big Brother's just feeling lonely.
For everybody asking, we are broadcasting all the mayhem from the House on 5* for the next half an hour!
10.35pm: Heidi telling Claire how much she looooooves opera and musicals. Claire, whack out a Popstar to Operastar rendition!
10.38pm: Heidi worried about Spencer being in the Diary Room for well over 3 mins. Do they explode if they're seperated more than 10?
10.43pm: Fun fact, Rylan has a different colour pair of pants for every mood. Probably
10.44pm: Claire talking about Lorraine Kelly live on 5*! EXCLUSIVE.
10.45pm: Another fun fact: Razor has a different colour pair of pants for every mood too. He always seems to be in the same one though.
10.50pm: We're back on. Razor's having a Baywatch moment in shades and pants. Rylan's in his birthday suit in the bath with wine. Good.
10.52pm: Oh he was wearing trunks the whole time. You juped us, Rylan
10.53pm: Spencer says Heidi's too cute to get in trouble. Pass us the sick bag. (So we can hug it and pretend it's our boyfriend.)
10.57pm: Sultry Rylan having a splash. How's the auburn facial hair working out for everybody?
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11.07pm: Gillian reckons she has a deeper voice than her brother. Not at all, we think that's sultry, like a film noir femme fatale.
11.17pm: Tricia & Ryan are talking about ways to alleviate Razor's snoring. Oh, don't do that, we love that noise more than real music.
11.20pm: Heidi and Spencer are talking about how they met. Spencer reckons The Hills was a bit slow without his presence.
11.24pm: Speidi going through all the plots of The Hills. We're confused.
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