6.22pm: Rylan's been imprisoned for disrespecting the #CBBdictator. He looks sad but noble in the garden jail
6.27pm: Rylan's locked up, miserable and wrapped in a blanket. Claire's visiting his cell and they look to be conspiring.
6.22pm: Rylan's been imprisoned for disrespecting the #CBBdictator. He looks sad but noble in the garden jail
6.27pm: Rylan's locked up, miserable and wrapped in a blanket. Claire's visiting his cell and they look to be conspiring.
As we know, there's been quite the regime change in the Big Brother House today. Housemates can't complain too much â there are plenty of prunes to eat and they've got a lovely, clean uniform to wear. But still, despite their glorious leader Frankie Dettori taking care of housemates basic ration requirements, there's talk of revolution in the air.
Rylan may seem an unlikely revolutionary leader but due to circumstances beyond his control, he finds himself in the frame for a sneaky slice of sabotage.
The X Factor singer's been talking in hushed tones of the fact he's been influenced by Big Brother to get himself chucked in jail. Claire and Gillian are in on the plan and got a little over-excited, but Rylan's playing it cool. Telling the ladies to "chill", he shared the details of the plot.
Housemates are expected to line up and praise Frankie's mighty regime, but Rylan's got some insider info. If he successfully gets himself thrown in the slammer after giving Frankie some lip, he might well find tools to topple Dictator Dettori's brutal oppression.
Viva la revolution, Rylan-Style!
6.03pm: The ceremony is upon us! All hail the mighty Frankie!
I`m covering. Time you had a break MrsH
Oops repeat posts!
Yoohoooo MrsH!
Yoohoooo MrsH!
Yoohoooo MrsH!
I posted on previous page that I was free. You missed it.
We`ve got repeat posts, will I delete?
6.40pm: Rylan's been granted freedom from jail. Will it last? It's a good job he's out as he's just announced "I need to go wee".
Yoohoooo MrsH!
I posted on previous page that I was free. You missed it.
We`ve got repeat posts, will I delete?
I will go and sort out I get a bit engrossed
Yoohoooo MrsH!
I posted on previous page that I was free. You missed it.
We`ve got repeat posts, will I delete?
I will go and sort out
Ok
Enjoy your break, you deserve it!
Enjoy your break, you deserve it!
sorted - not sure why I missed you as I usually refresh if I have wandered away
Thanks Scotty
Enjoy your break, you deserve it!
sorted - not sure why I missed you as I usually refresh if I have wandered away
Thanks Scotty
6.59pm: Poor Dictator Frankie's looking sleepy - must be tiring ordering people about all day.
7.10pm: Frankie's thinking about which of his peasant underlings he's going to invite to dine with him. Lucky peasants.
7.25pm: Claire's talking about fasting. The rations may be meagre, but we're not making them fast. Such melodrama.
7.38pm: Frankie enters his kingdom, mingling with the serfs. "I smell tension in the air" he says. More like a whiff of revolution...
During the grand allegiance ceremony in the garden, Rylan committed a grievous act of dissent against Frankie Detorri the people's dictator of the great state of Celebrity Big Brother. The event was supposed to be a celebration of the great Italian and housemates were called forward individually to kiss his crop (We said CROP) and say why they loved him. Each dug deep praising everything from his culinary skills to his aroma until it came to Rylan.
Looking like a more fashion-forward Che Guevara, he said, in a sombre voice: "You're out of order for taking our food and stuff."
There were gasps all round.
Minutes later Rylan was escorted to jail, a cold pen set up in the garden.
This â according to Oppressed People Guide â is an inevitable consequence of insulting a dictator.
But little does the complacent leader realise that ending up in the slammer is part of Rylan's revolutionary plan. There he was able to pick up a bundle of dynamite, clearly left by fringe members of the far-reaching anti-Frankie organisation. Now, dynamite isn't usually a purely decorative object. Look like sparks will fly before this regime is over.
Meanwhile the tiny tyrant is sitting in his ornate chamber receiving a foot massage from Gillian oblivious that the ground is sliding out from under him. Those dark glasses have blinded him to more than light...
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Rylan unenthusiastically waves his Frankie flag
As a final insult, Rylan throws the flag at the departing dictator
Guard Ryan takes him away
Doing the jailhouse rock
Why that pampered puppet politician!
7.43pm: Lucky Claire and Lacey - they'll be joining #CBBdictator Frankie for a sumptuous dinner. Attendance is COMPULSORY.
8pm: Frankie's preparing for his sumptuous dinner with the ladies. All hail his gorgeous military attire.
8.15pm: Claire and Lacey are all dressed for dinner. Lucky Dictator - they look ravishing.
8.27pm: Razor is telling the ladies that what the #CBBdictator wants he gets. "But I'm a married woman," squeals Claire.
8.42pm: Razor's looking tired, chatting to BB in the Diary Room in his fatigues.
Sitting in his ivory palace â known as the Golden Palace thanks to the sparkling palatial surrounds â the housemates' glorious leader, Lanfranco Dettori has been out and about rather a lot today, mixing with the hoi polloi and spreading goodwill.
Goodwill only stretches so far, however. Considering the meagre rations dished out to housemates and considering one of their number's already been imprisoned for dissent, it's amazing Frankie's not been overthrown already. The fact that an uprising's already in the works is completely understandable.
In an act that could be considered a bit 'bread and circuses' if you were in a cynical mood, Dictator Dettori's decided to invite two ladies to dine in style with him in his ostentatious retreat this evening. Arriving in the garden in his Dictator-mobile where the empty-stomached peasants grudgingly waved their flags for the umpteenth time today, he announced that Claire and Lacey were his dining companion picks due to their facing eviction tomorrow night.
You can't question his rationale when it comes to the selection, even if you'd quite rightly express contempt at his soul-destroying regime. Once dinner's over, however, change may well be in the air.
9pm: Revolutionary Rylan is in the Diary Room talking to Comrade Big Brother.
So, all this will be shown in tomorrow's eviction show then
Yep, and tonight he leads one of the dance teams
9.11pm: What's Tricia missing most with those basic rations? Sugar for her tea. It's the little things.
Evening Scotty
Hope things are moving in the right direction
9.23pm: The #CBBdictator dinner is upon us. Table talk includes whether His Excellency has short-man syndrome. Steady on Lacey.
Evening velvet
They are, better day today
Thanks
So, all this will be shown in tomorrow's eviction show then
Yep, and tonight he leads one of the dance teams
And they reckon Speidie are prima donnas!
9.35pm: "Is it a lonely life being a King?" Lacey asks Frankie. He seems to be handling it.
So, all this will be shown in tomorrow's eviction show then
Yep, and tonight he leads one of the dance teams
And they reckon Speidie are prima donnas!
He`s the chosen one
9.49pm: Rylan is staging a lie-in outside the Diary Room.
10.03pm: Gillian is leading the group in a rousing rendition o f 'Roll Out the Barrel'. Are we in a 1960s East End boozer?
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