1.49am: Either there's a furious donkey in the bedroom or Razor's snoring's taken a turn for the worse.
1.55am: Lacey's wide awake as Razor's snoring gets even louder. Poor mite. We'll leave her staring into space. Till the a.m, chums
Day 10 round-up: A suspiciously calm House
1 hour ago
With everything kicking off all over the place on Friday night, we were on red alert for arguments yesterday, calling in our finest minds to monitor the House dynamic. But our finest minds could probably have worked from home. The tension was put on the backburner, simmering like a flavourful stew.
From the get go, most did not want to discuss who mortally offended who. Gillian's cough was a matter of more pressing importance to a group who'd seemingly spent the night learning the importance of the stiff upper lip. Heidi and Lacey confronted their regrets head on, making up while Lacey was scrubbing the bathroom. If anyone was immune to 'business as usual' carryings on it was Rylan and Claire. Having been put for eviction by Speidi was clearly a burden too extreme.Quietly disgruntled chats took place in stray corners of the House.
They say truth is stranger than fiction and the Hair Raising Questions task bore this out. Lacey was called to the Diary Room to face eleven questions. For every wrong answer Razor, wearing only pants, got a section of his body waxed by a beautician. Crazed scenes followed. What is it with Razor and stripping this series?
Lacey answered enough questions correctly to win the housemates a Chinese banquet. Their forced jollity survived the meal but afterwards, in a private corner, Speidi released tensions while elsewhere the other housemates shook it out of their system to some tunes before taking the conversation into space.
While we're very confused about what happened to ruckus, one thing we know is it can't have gone far. Like a dormant volcano, this baby could blow at any moment. So don’t take your eyes off it.
Morning all
thanks Scotty and Erin for yesterday updates 
need to try and catch the rerun of last night by what I am reading
8.11am: Good morning from us, and a Good ZZZZ from the housemates, who are all fast asleep on this peaceful Sunday morn.
8.20am: Distant echoes of either a bullfrog sneezing, or Razor snoring. Losing that body hair yesterday has not affected his manliness
8.32am: Sunday morning. Day is dawning. I've got a restless feeling on my side. Oh wait, that's Big Brother waking Rylan up. Mwahaha.
8.42am: Rylan is now pottering about. Even though it's dark, we'd recognise that onesie from space
8.47am: Rylan, in his favourite pair of pink pants, or at least our favourite pair, is up and about already having a quick shower
8.53am: FYI, Rylan has changed from his pink pants to some grey ones, still in typical Rylan Style.
9.01am: Dressed to the nines, in strange bear hat and Zuko-style leather jacket, Rylan is more awake than we can ever imagine being.
9.01am: Dressed to the nines, in strange bear hat and Zuko-style leather jacket, Rylan is more awake than we can ever imagine being.
9.16am: Rylan's in the Diary Room, and everyone else is still dreaming away. We wonder which one is doing Inception on someone else!
9.22am: Pretty sure Razor's been replaced by a dying buzz saw. What do you think Razor's snoring sounds like?
9.40am: And the house is still snoooozin' away. If only we had a live feed of all their mad dreams they're all having right now.
9.56am: BB have opened the blinds! The House is alive! Everyone's ALIII- Oh wait, they're all just sleeping regardless
10.03am: BB have officially sounded the alarms. Heidi's hair emerges from the covers before she does
10.16am: The housemates are slowly but surely getting up. Ryan is waving at Claire, but she's not waving back. Bit embarrassing.
10.23am: Tricia says she has a hangover from someone's snoring. Who does she mean? Pray tell, Tricia! No need to squander on the fence!
10.35am: Tricia, Gillian and Claire are having a girly gossip first thing in the morning talking about how tidy and sweet Frankie is.
So Rylan and Claire face the chop, but they won't be alone - the other housemates will nominate as usual tomorrow. Stick with us for results
Zany Sat night? Here's last night's show for you to enjoy with your hangover & a tub of tuna mayo sandwich filler.
http://www.channel5.com/shows/...aturday-12-january-2
Rylan and Claire face eviction this week, later this afternoon housemates will be Nominating again 2 or more housemates will be joining them
10:50am Big Brother has just announced that nominations will be taking place later on today. Claire seems pretty happy with this news
11:02am Razor and Ryan giggle with excitement after a couple of snowflakes fall from the sky while they stand in the garden
11.11am: It's 11.11 and none of the housemates are making a wish.
Razor's chatting to Speidi about the sights of London
makes a mockery of the selective edited highlights show and sleeping in the basement a luxury 5* hotel somewhere doesnt it 
11:13am Lacey and Claire are complaining about how bad Razor's snoring was last night. Claire says her earplugs don't help at all
11.27am: Snow is the main talk topic in the House. Spencer just said "You snow, you lose." though, which has kind of dampened the mood.
11.30am: Frankie is showing Speidi pictures of his kids, to their delight. Spencer reckons they all look like Nickelodeon stars.
11.45am: Lacey, Claire Gillian and Ryan are in the gym. Razor has walked in, because he's fixed Gillian's trainers
Day 11: "I don't think I've ever wished for nominations so much."
16 mins ago
Since Speidi’s effectual return, Claire and Rylan seem to have been under the impression that they were the only ones up for nomination. But this morning that all changed, as BB announced that the rest of the housemates would get their chance to make some choice decisions on their fellow celebrities too. Gillian, Claire and Tricia immediately fell into deep discussion about it. Gillian, who thought a new addition might be joining instead, now doesn't think that's the case. Tricia agreed, now deducing 3 or 4 housemates could be up for the chop. On speculating that they could now nominate Speidi, Claire in particular had a certain relish in the news.
“I don’t think I’ve ever wished for nominations so much.”
It's going to be a long day for the housemates.
11.57am: A simple chat about spring cleaning has sent Speidi into descent, saying people only offer to wash so they don't get nominated
12.03pm: Lacey and Razor are discussing the improved nature of Speidi since their return, Razor saying they're 'alright'. Big words
Here we go 
12.15pm: Rylan's emerged from the Diary Room after nominating, saying he feels better. Much better. He's now doing a Spice Girls dance.
, it must have been one of their demands when they was complaining in the DR 
12.29am: Razor has gone to the bedroom to put some pants on at the grand ol' time of half past noon
12.35pm: Rylan and Claire have just had a big hug, feeling a bit better that regular nominations are still going on.
12:39pm: The words "Shall we all do makeovers today?" have just been uttered. Razor instructs Rylan to leave him alone.
Originally Posted by Baz:
One word to the last post ... 
Morning LUTers
Morning LUTers
tis afternoon Baz
12.57pm: Speidi & Frankie are chilling again. Frankie says they should meet on the outside. Spencer speaks highly of the outside world.
1.12pm: Tricia's washing her undies in the bath. Pretty sure she just shower gelled her socks too.
1.18pm: Razor tells Lacey he's just about to pop to Harrods if she fancies anything. Yeah, good luck with that Raz.
1.27pm: Lacey's all dressed up, Little Mix-stylee, and Speidi are observing on her 'super original' look, spreading the joy