8.27pm: Rylan: "I want Gillian to be Prime Minister." This casual suggestion just made our heads explode.

8.41pm: Great to see Razor back in his bright orange parka. Such a jolly sartorial choice

8.49pm: Low blows levelled at Spencer from Sam and Tricia. "I hate those people," says a stony-faced Heidi

9.04pm: The housemates are discussing how time expands in the Big Brother House.

9.09pm: Rylan's filling in housemates on characters who've been in BB. He's memorised every series by the sounds of it.

9.24pm: Razor's deep breathing on the sofa. We could be approaching another snore-filled nap. Earplugs out!

Thanks Syd/MrsH   

Fine atm..I`ll give you a nod erin 

Blooming heck, forgot about the show off to watch

9.53pm: Housemates have been gathered on the sofas. What's occurring, BB? Housemates are trying to guess.

9.57pm: BB's asked Ryan and Sam to make their pleas to stay. Once that's done, the store room opens up, replete with drinks. Yay!

10.10pm: The expression on #Speidi's faces as they watch the monitor makes it seem like they're watching Bette Middler weepie,

10.25pm: Don't all speak at once, housemates. We can't hear anything except the magic word, "honeycomb"

10.32pm: Would you look at those long Rylan legs poking out of his dressing gown? Get to 5* for a peek.

10.40pm: Cor, riveting stuff. #CBB #totalsilence

Day 8: The House according to Speidi

Heidi and Spencer have been in the basement for 24 hours now and, as you might expect, the metaphorical knives are out.

Given the freedom to spy on their currently ex-housemates, Speidi have frequently found themselves slightly miffed about the contents of certain conversations they've earwigged. With Speidi a fresh memory, it's natural that the remaining housemates would discuss the departed twosome. It probably also follows that The Hills stars would get vexed at some of what they heard.

Those celebrations at hearing they'd gained access to a revamped basement have turned into disappointment at each and every slight against their name – some of it justified, some of it (perhaps) a little out of proportion. We tracked back over the course of the day to get a flavour of what they'd been saying.

Spencer summed up their feelings on the gaggle of celebs they left behind. "They're all egomaniacs. They're narcissistic" he said, relieved to be apart and basement-based. "They all hate each other. They're just here to raise their profile" he said, showing there's no love lost as far as he's concerned.

Moving on to matters of personal hygiene, Heidi wasn't impressed by what she saw. "I'm never using any utensils they touch". Spencer, previously a big Razor fan, worried that in their absence the big man might be let loose on their double bed, breaking coarse wind on their delicate sheets. "He's a health hazard" he said, shuddering.

It was Ryan who received most of their ire, somewhat surprisingly. Calling him alternately "Toadface" and "Frogface", the twosome referred to him as a "poser" and "wannabe", no doubt causing Mr. Moloney's ears to sizzle. It wasn't just Toadie - Lacey copped it too. "Sometimes I catch her staring at us" said Heidi. "She's a kooky girl" her husband replied.

And what about Sam? At first they only had kind words for the soap and sitcom star. Then they heard the Scotsman say some slightly unkind words and Heidi declared: "Okay – he's off my list".

At this rate there'll be nobody left on that list. Curiosity killed the cat. Or, at the very least, it made the cat a bit hurt, a tad stroppy and a little bit non-plussed

10.53pm: Night Ryan. We're loving your eyemask. #CBB

Frankie's having a cheeky beer. How do you reckon that differs from a normal beer

11.12pm: Rylan'' tanning salon is open for business. First client: Razor. #CBB

11.30pm: Speidi have been in their #CBBbasement Diary Room for a very long time. Clearly a lot on their minds

11.46pm: Want to see Rylan hitting those hard to reach places with a tanning mitt? Of course you do. #CBBhttp://ow.ly/i/1m7fe

12.01am: The lights are off in the bedroom. Really guys? O RLY? #CBB

Or they're about to back in the house?  

Not going back until tomorrow according to Emma on BBBOTS.

Ah! OK, ta! 

thanks for taking over Ladies 

will try and do the usual tomorrow - will be a few catch ups as I have to shop 

Saturday will only be about in and out till 6 - tis Ladies night and have a glitzy ball to go to 

Sunday should be back to normal as long as the booze  hasnt taken over too much 

night all   

nnite MrsH

Don't drink to much

its only an hour tomorrow and an eviction 

Typical, It will be rushed

I can pick up the thread after 6 Friday,if I can do some in the afternoon I will.

12.14am: Rylan's padding stealthily round the main House while Heidi applies Spencer's eye drops. It's all systems go

12.23am: Midnight snack time for Rylan and Lacey. They're discussing the best bum in the House. It's between Sam and Frankie. Agree? #CBB

12.26am: Oh dear. Rylan and Lacey are talking about Heidi and her air-hugs. Guess whose ears just pricked up

Missed a bit here it seems (too tired to read back fully..sorry) Tried to follow  and join in the live fred, missed most of that too, too fast for me. Shattered

I`ll read back ramorra

Enjoy your glitzy ball MrsH, we want photos

I`ll be here to cover as much as I can.

12.37am: Speidi almost give up on Rylan and Laceys' meandering chat, but within seconds the headphones are back on.

Paula was on BBBOTS .A tad drunk imo but she and I dont know if she was joking said that Sam was a closet Queen,stupid thing to say joke or not .Nite Scotty

12.44am: Rylan and Lacey are scared the lights are going to go down and zombies will emerge from behind the House mirrors... Hmmm.  #CBB

12.58am: Rylan and Lacey are in the garden and Speidi continue to earwig their smalltalk. It's actually very small talk

Did she? Missed that one. Coming from brain addled drunk, you`ve got to laugh.

Nite erin, sleep well