8.00am: Morning! We're up with the larks, but the HMs are still snoozing away...
8.11am: Speidi look very snug in their pimped out basement.
8.24am: Razor isn't snoring. This is very odd, we've become acquainted with his morning melody.
8.26am: Speak too soon, there it is in it's full glory. #Zzzzz
8.42am: Razor is awake and trying to get Rylan up. It's not working.
8.58am: Rylan and his teeny tiny pants are up and out of bed. He looks very confused.
9.11am: All back in bed, getting some much needed shut-eye after last night's events.
9.26am: Heidi has dashed to the bathroom - she needs to be quick, otherwise the HMs might spot her
9.40am: Spencer is taking a stroll around the garden whilst the others sleep.
9.57am; Speidi are preparing themselves for a day of mischief
10.04am: Speidi have requested a loud alarm to wake the HMs up this morning.
Morning 
updates today as and when I can 
10.08am: Request accepted. Oww, our poor ears.
10.18am: Speidi are very pleased with their morning work, but they have much more up their sleeves
10.30am: The HMs aren't very chirpy this morning. Might be something to do with the aggressive alarm
10.39am: Frankie "Are you a beans fans?" Gillian "Beans. Yeah I love beans". Ladies and gentlemen, Gillian likes beans.
10.47am: Speidi have requested a singing ban. We're not going to object to that one.
11.00am: Lacey can't wait to buy a kitchen. We're guessing she'll need a house for that too
11.13am: Speidi are watching the HMs eat a fry-up. They're not impressed with Lacey's behaviour
11.29am: Spencer has asked for Paula to return to the House to assist them with their evil plans. Would that be a good idea?
11.48am: The HM's are chatting away in the living room, oblivious to the fact that they are being watched by Speidi
12.01pm: Razor and Frankie are stripping down in the bathroom. It's getting very steamy in there.
12.19pm: Speidi seem to be very agitated with the manly shower sesh. We have no idea why.
12.28pm: Claire from Steps is cleaning the bathroom. She is quite the domesticated goddess.
12.44pm: Rylan wants to invite the HMs to the X Factor tour. Apart from Speidi
After their dramatic exit last night from the main House, Speidi awoke to their first morning in their now palatial basement. It wasn't long before they were taking full advantage of their new found power, requesting for Big Brother to play a really loud, annoying alarm into the House to wake the housemates from their slumber. Let's just say they were less than pleased at their rude awakening.
Plugged into the spy TV, they've heard a few things that have ruffled their feathers... and they want revenge. Added to the alarm, they've requested a singing and humming ban with immediate punishment if found breaking the rule. It hasn't been enforced yet, but we would welcome this rule â there has been some really bad singing on. It would be a lovely rest for our poor little ears.
The best idea so far, however, came in the form of Paula Hamilton. Speidi have requested her return to help assist them with their wicked plans.
"I want Paula to come back, so she can get revenge for all the backstabbing that's going on", Spencer explained.
Now that would be interesting viewing, wouldn't you agree?
From their observations, they've witnessed every housemate, apart from Frankie and Gillian, take a jibe at them. However, they've taken particular umbrage with Lacey, who Heidi branded 'fake' after she overheard the glamour girl discussing the couple in not a very positive light. We have a feeling they've got something up their sleeve for the Page 3 model â she should be afraid, very afraid.
As the couple get more and more agitated, we can only imagine that they'll step up their game-plan. We, for one, can't wait to see what they have in store.
Speidi don't like what they're hearing
Spencer putting in a request to Big Brother
Frankie and Gillian are the only people in Speidi's good books. Will they be spared from the House tricks?
Lacey has a black cross against her name.
12.57pm: Razor is talking about the woes of being a footballer. They have to work on Boxing Day, the poor souls.
1:06pm Sam says he doesn't think he'll watch the show back when he leaves. Frankie and Rylan can't wait to watch all the episodes
1:21pm Speidi are doing a strange combination of Tai Chi and shadow boxing as they continue to watch the housemates from the basement
1.39pm: Sam has never seen Rylan perform. He's been missing out.
1.45pm: The HMs in the main House are reminiscing about Paula's jazz hands. Oh those jazz hands... *Sigh*
1.56pm: Food delivery! Speidi are tasting the delights of a well know chicken restaurant
2.13pm: Everyone is amazed that Rylan is doing the washing up. Not sure why though - he definitely rocks the marigolds
2.25pm: Rylan and Tricia are sharing a steamy bath, whilst the others sit around chit chatting.
2.38pm: Gillian and Razor are having a right ol' cockney conversation about pie, mash and liquor
2.51pm: Frankie is trying to start a mass tanning session. This is something we'd like to see. #TheonlywayisBigBrother
3.03pm: Speidi have been called to the Diary Room. We have a feeling a task is on it's way.
The housemates have got a lot of answering to do, and luckily for Speidi, they'll get the chance to grill one of them later today. Not in person, of course, otherwise the game would be up...
The chosen housemate will be asked questions by Big Brother, under the pretence that they have come from the 'viewers'.
But this will be a lie, of course. The questions will, in fact, come from none other than scorned Speidi themselves.
And it gets better...
Once the grilling is over, they'll have the option to drop a pile of dog food onto the head of the chosen Housemate, simple by pressing a button.
Evil, Big Brother, evil. This warrants an evil laugh mwahahahahaha!
Who will they choose? Most of the housemates have bitched about the couple today, so everyone is in the firing line.
3.15pm: Razor is flirting with the idea of having designer stuble, ÃĄ la Rylan. Do you think it'd be a good look?
3.21pm: Speidi have been given the chance to get some of their questions answered
3.34pm: Ryan is admiring the frozen food in the freezer. "Yeah, everything is frozen". That's kinda the point of it..
3.43pm: Speidi have decided to rename Ryan, frogface.
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