10.17pm: More fun and games in the living room. All celebs bar Speidi and Paula are playing the name game. This bunch are so inventive.
For Xochi
BBCP Chatβ @BBCPChat NEWS: WE have @TVPsychologist Jo Hemmings on Tuesday and @VicEbuwaSlick on Wednesday on @BBCouchPotatoes radio http://www.bbcouchpotatoes.com/p/chat-room.html
10.22pm: Paula says she can't play charades because she has doesn't spend Christmas in this country. Lacey is confused. So are we.
RECORD BREAKERS! Speidi received 10 nominations today, meaning EVERYONE nominated them. And to stir things up, Big Brother revealed to the house that everyone nominated them...
10.35pm: Rylan has the House in stiches. He's telling a tale of the time a fox stole his wallet. He is an absolute hoot this evening
10.50pm: Razor has a few sandwich filling suggestions for Tricia. Mashed potato or spag bol. Watch out Heston.
10.35pm: Rylan has the House in stiches. He's telling a tale of the time a fox stole his wallet. He is an absolute hoot this evening
He told the story on XFactor 1.10 in
Yeah, he told that one on breakfast TV as well
Yeah, he told that one on breakfast TV as well
Talk about needing new material!
Yeah, he told that one on breakfast TV as well
Talk about needing new material!
well .... he is at least trying to enjoy the experience and joining in ... not like others in there
11.03pm: Speidi are snuggled up in bed. Bless them
11.20pm - Big Brother have just turned off the lights whilst Tricia was doing her fake tan. It's not big and it's not clever. (lol)
Yeah, he told that one on breakfast TV as well
Talk about needing new material!
well .... he is at least trying to enjoy the experience and joining in ... not like others in there
11.03pm: Speidi are snuggled up in bed. Bless them
never mind when he gets out B.A. owe him a favour
11.29pm: Gillian, Tricia and Frankie are in the bedroom. Gillian's getting ever so excited about mini motorbikes
11.41pm: Claire says that Steps used Status Quo's tour bus on their recent reunion. Fun trivia!
11:48pm: Rylan and Razor are having a fag. Or 'faaaiiiirrrg' as they call it. Kids today.
11.53pm: Spencer is hiding in the bedroom. He is a scamp. Big Brother can still see him, obvs.
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Yay! Thanks erin! Jo and Slick the next night! Can you flag this again for others nearer the night please luv?
12.06am: Paula told Claire she wouldn't understand jetlag because she hasn't travelled. Err Paula, she was in Steps. Awkward.
12.14am: Paula is considering stealing some interior design ideas from the #CBB House. She thinks it's beautiful. BB will be pleased.
night all
night all
night and cheers for the updates .
12.27pm: Rylan is revealing his plans for a self applying make-up machine. We hope he's got his idea patented. #CBB
12.41pm: Sam is having difficulty understanding why Rylan calls Claire, 'Claire from Steps.' #CBB
12.54pm: Rylan's moved on to his fantasy beauty range. He'll give you a free cap with your order. Wish we were living the #lifeofRylan
Rylan has made up a makeup invention, which could revolutionise the cosmetics industry. See for yourself: http://bit.ly/116oYjd #CBB
1.12am: Sam is in the hot tub. He's having a lovely time. But what's this? Has he spotted something in the garden? #CBB
1.27am: Rylan has finally stopped talking. That is because he is asleep. And so are all the other housemates
1.52am: Who is snoring? #CBB
A Celebrity Big Brother chinwag with Mark Little
He says he doesnβt do 'showbiz pals' but comedian and ex-Neighbours star Mark Little has a couple of mates in the House.
Although he and Ryan never worked on the soap together they recently buddied up for Celebrity Wedding Planner. We pinned him down for a few tip-offs on our bonza bunch of housemates.
"Ryanβs been in Neighbours so this is going to be a doddle for him," mused Mark. "I was in the show for three years and compared to the stupid stuff they make you do, this is going to be easy. Heβs been doing a Bear Grylls in the basement digging through the scraps for food and a Steve Irwin putting his hand in to unblock the pipes. Heβs a decent bloke but there are bigger personalities."
And who else has he rubbed shoulders with? "I met Gillian on Big Breakfast," he said. "Sheβs a really nice girl. Sheβs going to be a creeper. Sheβs smart and funny and one of the most proper people in there. Sheβs like the Madge in the House. Sheβll be there a long time."
And if thereβs a Madge thereβs got to be a Harold right? "Maybe Razor. Heβs looks like heβs eaten a couple of Harolds but heβs not old enough really. Thereβs no real old bloke in there.
"I know Tricia from the panto circuit. She'll do alright. She might go a bit invisible for a bit. There are a lot of big egos in there. Sheβll step back and then come forward."
How about the celebrities Mark hasnβt met?
"Rylan is a funny boy," he said. "Heβs proper Essex. The way he coped with the XFactor is going to make him very appealing to the British public. Heβs kept his sense of self. Heβll do well unless he does something stupid and bitchy β that is on the cards.
"That Steps girl (Claire?) is going to go a long way. Sheβs really nice. I think sheβs the prettiest one in there. And sheβs doing all the cooking."
We grilled self-confessed Celebrity Big Brother addict Mark on the House dynamic and whether he could predict any soap style plots emerging.
βWeβre missing a really good baddy at the moment,β he said. βThe Americans are the closest we have but they are not working hard enough. We need a good car crash or an explosion.β
Metaphorical car crash and explosion, obvs.
βSomewhere along the line the wheels are going to come off,β Mark continued. βRyan will be there. And the Americans . Paula is going to drive everyone crazy with her one up manship and Lacey with her vacuous nonsense.
βIβm sorry they didnβt keep the basement longer. If it had been me Iβd have broken out of that cage and caused a bit of a revolt. I was wondering how long it would be before they tried to get out. Itβs amazing how quickly they lose their dignity.
βThis is why Iβd say no to being in the House. I donβt want to eat scraps. Iβd be hated by housemates for breaking too many rules. A bit like Joe Mangle I suppose. I wouldnβt follow the social norms.β
Fair dinkum.
thanks Baz
Day 4: Round up
Can you believe our famous housemates have been holed up in the Celebrity Big Brother House for four whole days? No? Neither can we. Letβs look back at just what theyβve crammed into their House time so far.
Day 1 saw Rylan and Frankie hauled into the BB Diary Room upon entering the House and forced to determine the dynamic by choosing unsuspecting future friends to live in the main House with them, or to be quite literally dumped in the basement.
The Housemates began to get accustomed to their new surroundings on Day 2, some coping more than others with basement dweller Ryan taking one for the team by stepping up to The Drain Task and winning warm water for the guys upstairs.
The basement gang faced their last day in the dank surroundings on Day 3. Sacrifices were made in Speidiβs honour, as Frankie put himself up for eviction, so Speidi could move upstairs, and the end of the day led to the celebration that was the uniting of all housemates upstairs. This resulted in much jubilation, and a farting contest between Rylan and Razor.
After being reunited following the big basement exile of despair, housemates only had time to listen to around 20,000 of Rylanβs amusing anecdotes before being ruthlessly torn apart again. It was nominations day meaning our housemates have been tirelessly marching in and out of the Diary Room, like slightly bitchy ants. Whilst Speidi accepted the job in hand with relish, Gillian was notably perturbed with the burden of basically telling two housemates to get lost. Sadly for them, Big Brother is kinda the judging type.
While the housemates worked up a sweat in the Diary Room, some of the others were perspiring in slightly more agreeable ways with the House gym which was open for business. Unfortunately, Heidi found the aromatic fumes a
little too much βbut never fear, because she has arranged to do some jump rope in the communal area instead. You see? Every cloud.
With a lovely keep fit regime in full swing, the looming shadow of nominations couldnβt get in the way of the happy House. Even Spencer was feeling more chipper.
Meanwhile, Claire cooked a grandiose roast dinner to get housemates into that Sunday feeling and Rylan and Lacey decided that they simply must go to Ladiesβ Day at Ascot this year. Weβre sure Vivienne Westwood is on tap for a complementing hat to go with his Ascot onesie. Just as the Big Brother House was about to turn into a haven of peace, however, Tricia had a forboding epiphany.
"Weβre all going to get on each otherβs tits, arenβt we?" she suggested.
She wasnβt that far off the mark either, as the housemates were inevitably called together to await the fate of their famous mild acquaintances, and for added lols, Big Brother also told them how many housemates voted for each particular person. Those particular people in question beingSpeidi, Paula and of course poor Frankie, who gallantly put himself forward the day before.
Suffice to say the atmosphere in the House from then on was a little blue. Speidi sucked it up while Paula was more perturbed. But our housemates are a resourceful bunch and soon united β in the most part β over a game of charades.Good old fashioned fun.
As the evening drew to a close Rylan regaled the gang with his potential business plans and Sam showed off his torso in the hot tub.
We donβt know about you, but the housemates have certainly tired us out already, and we are only entering Day 5....
8.20am: Not even two-headed lark Speidi is up. Top news in the#CBB bedroom is that Paula's asleep with a bandana as an eyemask. Nifty.
8.36am: The housemates are being no fun. None at all, not one jot, one iota, one smidge. Pesky housemates.
9.05am: Guess which barnyard animal in pain the snores in the #CBBbedroom sound most like?
9.19am: There is a very interesting neon construction in the living area to meet the HMs when they finally rise
9.43am: The lights are on and our HMs are finally bidding 'Good day, kind sir!' to Monday. Spence has rolled into press-up
9.50am: Patterns are beginning to surface among our HMs. Rylan is still asleep and Frankie is washing up
10.04am: Ryan and Razor investigate the peculiar orb that has sprung up in the living area.
10.25am: Tricia is reading out the details of this week's shopping task. We're slightly distracted by the onesie she's wearing
10.37am: The HMs are peering out the window at more strange constructions in the garden. What the deuce is afoot?
10.48am: Paula is singing 'It wasn't Me' - and now we are too... You might be too by now..
10.55am: Sam reckons his basement bed was more comfortable than his upstairs one. He's being wistful about the basement day
11am: The HMs are talking coffee. It's easy to spot the caffeine addicts - they're practically salivating at the thought of a latte
11.21am: So... news just in, Lacey has been known to swallow her own sick. Sorry if that made you a bit sick.
11.40am: The first stage of the #CBBodds task is upon us. Basically the orb in the living area is a randomizer.
11.42am: At the end of #CBBodds task, the Randomizer will release either a red 'fail' or green 'pass' ball. There's one of each now
11.43am: During the course of mini tasks, they will earn more red and green balls altering the final #CBBodds for or against them
11.51am: The first mini-task #CBBpassthepass is basically the game they play in Clueless but with food instead of a credit card