Day 23: Julian after Julie

When the alarm went off on the penultimate day in the House, Julian pulled the covers over his head.

With Julie’s spot in the bed cooling, which housemates will step up to help Julian wile away  the remaining two days in the House?

The ‘Queen’ of the Rovers Return has been on everyone’s lips with Coleen lamenting the fact the pair never got on and Martin worrying how she dealt with the boos. Julian has acknowledged that she was a big personality in the place. The absent Prince has yet to cause comment.

But back to Julian. He made his feeling for Harvey very clear on Day 22 after the rapper mooned the bedroom so those two are unlikely to share a moment.

The Occasional Table or The Situation as we know him earned Jules’ scorn from the start and he nominated him during the first and fourth set of nominations for his womanising banter.

Fellow smoker Coleen will certainly occupy plenty of his time but her keenness to make excuses for HAM’s (Harvey, Ashley and Mikey) bad behaviour got Julian’s back up.

Ashley has put Mr Clary through his paces during a series of garden workout sessions, another few could kill a few hours.

That leaves Martin. The two are a similar age but have failed to bond with each nominating the other in the last round of noms. Will they finally find some common ground?

We’ll be keeping an eye on him. If all else fails, he could always compose another story.

11.34am: Coleen is saying how she'll remember Lorenzo for the boos he received after his first nomination. Nothing else?

Morning all  

Thanks for the updates velvet, erin and MrsH    

Oooh ouch your rib velvet, take it easy   

I fell asleep, missed the eviction show   I`ll watch it today. 

What a morning. l locked myself in, hunted for nearly 2 hours, found the keys in the washing basket.   Opened the fridge door and out poured a waterfall of fizzy juice (didn`t screw the top on properly) soaked ma new slippers. It took me forever to clean it all up. Sticky everywhere!   

Hope you`ve all had a better morning than me. 

Hi Scotty and all 

I had a similar fridge crisis very late last night with some rhubarb in a dish. I'd cooked some rhubarb in honey and elderflower. There was lots of gorgeous juices.

Not anymore - it tipped and the inside of my fridge and utility room floor ended in a horrid sticky mess - thank god it didn't go all over my feet like you.

11.45am: Did Ashley just do a cheeky trump in the hot tub. Ashley! No! #cbb #bubbles

Morning Soozy  

 Disaster!  I`ve mopped the floor twice and it`s still sticky. I`m leaving it, I`ve had enough for one morning, thank you.  

11.59am: Martin is thinking of "putting a bit of colour" in his hair. 

12.14am: Martin is washing his hair. Coleen is thinking of getting in the hot tub.

12.28pm: Julian and Coleen are having a good tidy up. Some of the lads could do with a reminder that cleaning is not a specator sport.

12.32pm: The Situation just flung a bag of frozen chips about for a bit. Julian seems upset that there is no broccoli.

12.40pm: The boys are playing sock ball. It's 5-4. 

12.51pm: Harvey is teaching Julian how to kick a ball. Martin is looking for that elusive broom.

12.59pm: Harvey and Martin are catching some rays on the sun loungers.

1.10pm: The HMs are sitting down to a lunch prepared by The Situation. Lamb and chips. Yum.

1.20pm: "Was the lamb to your liking?" asks The Sitch. "Yes, it was fabulous" says Julian. You're making us hungry, guys! 

1.33pm: Ashley and Harvey are playing sockball again. They'll be premiership level before long.

Day 23: The sockball shootout shout out

1.46pm: The Situation is talking about his crazy hectic career.

2.02pm: Julian and Coleen are relaxing in the smoking area. 

2.20pm: Coleen is talking about the lack of women in the House. 

2.32pm: Coleen is thinking of having a hot tub rather than a bath before bed. 

2.28pm:Julian and Coleen are discussing the benefits of a pre-bedtime hot tub. Coleen is for, but Julian is not convinced.

2.36pm: Panic over, the broom is in the store cupboard.

How exciting  

2.36pm: Broomtastic! BB has heeded Martin's moaning, and granted his broomy wishes

2.49pm: Is Martin the new M in #HAM? He's chatting with Ashvey whilst The Sitch is nowhere to be seen... 

That's a sight for sore eyes.

Afternoon Scotty  

Hope you're well pal  

3.07pm: The HMs are having quiet time. Harv is reading his letter from home. Coleen is wandering round. The Sitch is making a sarnie.

Afternoon velvet  

I`m ticketyboo thanks 

Hope you are too   

velvet,  I said I`d send you some photos of them in NZ. I`ll do it next week

There`s a few of Robert about to do a sky jump over Paihia, Bay of Islands. 

He`s got "I love you Mum" written on his arm    

3.22pm: The Situation and Coleen are talking about how good it will be to see family and friends

Day 23: Big Brother's big boy boredom

Hi Scotty  All this time I thought your avvie was a scotty dog and its a Cat

Delighted to hear that Robert is enjoying his travels,sounds exciting times for him .He has "I love you mum" in his heart Scotty, always. 

Hi erin  

 Soozy`s grandson calls my cat, Dancing Dora 

Thank you erin    

MC Harvey was given a warning by Big Brother last night after ‘flashing’ fellow CBB housemate Coleen Nolan!

Harvey’s drunken antics during a party thrown by Big Brother on Tuesday night  caused a huge row in the house.

The 33-year-old rapper dropped his pants in front of Coleen in the bedroom  for a prank, saying it was “just banter”.

But the other housemates weren’t pleased, and Big Brother warned Harvey that  his actions could been seen as “offensive and inappropriate”

The footage was cut from last night’s latest highlights show.

Julie moaned: “Big Brother was very angry with him because he went too  far.”

While comedian Julian added: “It wasn’t just disrespectful to Coleen but  everyone.”

Meanhile Martin confronted Harvey: “It was disrespectful what you did.

“There is ‘banter’ and then there is getting your arse out and opening your  cheeks and showing it all to Coleen.

“Maybe it seemed funny at the time because everyone had had a drink but you  crossed the line.”

He added: “Whether Coleen is your mate or not, you went from respect to  disrespect towards a woman.

“This is the sort of thing you do as boys at football but not to a  woman.”

However a defiant Harvey insisted he had done nothing wrong.

“I know my boundaries with everyone in here,” he said. “I would never have  done that to you or Julie or Julian but Coleen is a friend.

“Some of these people who have complained about me I have no respect for  because they are hypocrites.

“They can’t tell me what to do.”

He continued: “Julian makes jokes about bums and has put his hand down  Coleen’s dress.

“Maybe I find that offensive.”

A Big Brother spokesman told the Daily Star today: “Harvey was  called into the Diary Room and told his behaviour could be seen as  inappropriate

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