Nite peeps

Nite erin  

So Coleen's all talk and no action, well so far, a boring time ahead then of mainly men talk, as for Ash I can't understand what he's saying, not that I'm interested

Night Erin, sweet dreams thanks for all your input

She's not been bothered by evictions before because she's never been up. Now she knows what it feels like to hear booing

Goodnight to all here  thanks Mrs. H, Erin, Scotty and Velvet for all the tweets and vids  see you tomorrow

12.53am: Julian accuses Coleen of offering to make tea for everyone to get people's good books. His tongue is in his cheek

1.07am: All the housemates are nattering away in the smoking area.

1.25am: Now the Prince and Lorenzo     are having a deep chat. Coleen's joining in.

1.36am: The Sitch is having a wee chat with Big Brother in the Diary Room.

1.41am: Julie's turned in, the quartet of garden chatters continue to wag their chins in a talkative fashion.

1.51am: Coleen's talking about housework and her strange relationship with it

1.56am: We're going to leave the non-sleeping HMs wittering away in the smoking area. Sleep well, #cbbfans -

see you bright and early!

thanks Rose 

Day 17: Not a good eve for the Goodyear

Day 17 round-up

Day 17 brought with it an impending double eviction. A bit of a big one then.

We kicked the day off pondering 'Queen Bee' Julie's role in the House, and then the lady herself woke up to a breakfast chat with her bestie Julian and American friend The Situation, who told the twosome how the first meal of the day is done, Stateside. They weren't too impressed.

Elsewhere, two potential evictees had a little gossip about Lorenzo's affection for the House's lingerie model. And then Miss Thrall got busy giving Ashley a light pamper, while all around discussed his amusing turns of phrase. The mood all round was generally one of niceness, as housemates prepared for the inevitable heave-ho of two of their pals. Danica even went so far as to say she was excited about the oncoming eviction in a chinwag with Martin. It was a deceptively lightweight mood.

Before our celebrity chums knew it, a task was upon their hands. Hot Topics brought with it the chance for Coleen to display her indisputable daytime television skills, and many a hot potato was flung about the living area as our pals discussed all kinds of burning issues. It got a little bristly in places, but in the end, our friends passed the task with flying colours. Their reward? A hamper filled with beauty products. Fun for the girls. Not so much fun for the bulk of the boys.

With the afternoon done and dusted, thoughts turned to the three in line for eviction. Two of them had to go, and Coleen was pretty sure she was one of them. If that was a plea to the public to get her out, she'd have been disappointed when Samantha was the first to go. Only a little while later, she'd have felt that twofold as Danica took the long walk through the door, leaving Coleen sitting pretty for a few more days at least.

As everyone took stock of their reduced number, the reactions were varied. The Situation wondered what the heck Danica's last words might've meant. In fact, he couldn't stop going on about it. While he muttered away, Julie told Julian that evictions were starting to get her down – and that was generally the overall mood of the House.

They need to buck their ideas up fast. With eight housemates still in the game with only a week to go, Big Brother's got plenty more leaving parties in the pipeline. It might be high time you learned to love evictions, housemates!

Morning all 

8.09am: Morning all! We have 8 little HMs snoozing merrily away. And yes, of course somebody's snoring.

8.23am: The Situation has gotten up and gone back to bed a few times, and looks very thoughtful. We wonder what he's thinking about. 

8.40am: Julian has just had a wander in his pjs. Everyday's a catwalk when you can style out jimjams like Mr Clary

8.43am: WHO WAS THAT!? Somebody just did a very loud trump indeed. Naughty.

9.13am: They're still snoozing away, with the mystery trumper remaining silent..for now

9.30am: RISE AND SHINE HOUSEMATES!!! BB has turned on the lights and opened the shutters. No Saturday lie-in for these celebs.

9.34am: Our HMs are acting like, well, like a bunch of people who've been rudely awoken before midday on a Saturday. Poor darlings.

9.53am: Lorenzo is wandering round in his dressing gown, which he has accessorised with shades. Stylin' 

10.27am: Julie is doing some maths regarding the 8 left, and wondering if the next eviction will be live.

10.30am: And here's Lorenzo's #cbbfashionmoment for your enjoyment: http://ow.ly/i/TK3a  

10.45am: Ashley and The Situation are discussing Coleen. "She's a nice lady" seems to be the consensus.

10.54am: Ashley is offering the HMs a training session. "we'll do it tomorrow..." says Julian. Yeah, sure, we believe you, Julian.

Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side: September 1st

Samantha Brick will be on tonight's show to tell us what she's been up to in the 24 hours since her eviction.

We'll also be joined by actor Ricky Groves, and the Dream Doctor Chris Robinson will be in to discuss the housemates' night time thoughts.

As if that lot wasn't enough, Five Star will be performing live in the studio. Lovely stuff.

Morning all  

Thanks for the updates MrsH and erin    

Thanks Rose    

11.19am: Coleen and Harvey are talking about Coleen's holiday to LA. Sounds lovely. We're not jealous, honest.

New tweets not showing again for me. I have to click on "All" to see them.

Is it the same for you MrsH? 

11.33am: The Situation just taste-tested Julie's tea. No, we don't know why.

11.35am: Ashley is having a bath, and is using a bed pillow as a bath pillow. No, Ashley! It'll get all soggy!

11.40am: "Where is everybody!?" asks Julie. The other HMs have had to remind her that people have been evicted... 

11.59am: Here's Ashley's #pillowerror for all to see. We hope it dries out before bedtime! #cbb http://ow.ly/i/TKng 

Morning 

working fine this end today so far - have sometimes had to refresh if I think they have been a long time loading one though 

are you here for an hour or so ? need to use my internet connection to finish a clients PC  

12.05pm: Coleen, Martin and Lorenzo have a conspiracy theory about Julie. It's pretty hard to follow... 

  Working fine again 

I`m freeee    

catch you later then - shouldnt be too long today 

wondering what Princey has to say to Sit 

hope we get a vid on this 

12.23pm: Sometimes Martin gets lost in banter. Sounds confusing.