10.58am: Harvey is telling Sam she is the most genuine person in the House.
11.10am: Lorenzo, Danica and Martin are watching a garden work-out from the safe distance of the sun loungers
11.23am: Danica pipes up with, "Lorenzo, what are those holes in your shorts?" We don't want to know.
11.35am: Sam and MC Harvey are the main brains behind this week's shopping list. So far, fruit and veg are representing.
11.48am: Salmon fillet is a popular choice. Sam is working out the weights and measures.
12.01pm: This shopping list is being written in conditions of perfect harmony. These celebs share taste in condiments.
12.10pm: Rhian is asking The Situation whether he's friends with Danica now. He answers in the affirmative. Our cockles are warmed.
Day 15: That much is true
A yoga session in the garden opened the floodgates of House emotions.
Sam had Harvey and Ashley realigning their chakras in the morning sunshine and instructed them to take in all the information they need on their in-breath and breathe out all the negative energy. A metaphor for housemate life perhaps.
After the session, the bad vibes continued to be spilled as the threesome took stock of the situation in the House.
Samantha said, "The atmosphere was like treacle last night. More conversations stop when you enter the room. Thatâs going on more and more. And a lot of people are justifying themselves. I think Iâve been true to myself. I think I came in the same person as Iâll leave as."
Harvey and Ashley agreed that there was no denying Sam's analysis. The threesome all feel they are in the minority as not only the most chilled in the House (the yoga's gotta help) but also among the few without a game plan.
Harvey said, "I am who I am. Maybe if you caught me four years ago and I didnât like someone I might have made it obvious. But now Iâm comfy in my own skin. Iâve flushed that s**t out of my system."
"I said to Julie, the final four will be you two, Julie and Martin." The boys didnât disagree.
Do we believe them? This mutual appreciation society looks genuine but are they just telling each other what they want to hear? Is anyone going to actually admit to having a game plan?
12.22pm: The old bone of contention has reared its ugly head. That's right, it's ciggies v food on the shopping list. Food is winning.
12.37pm: Coleen, Rhian and Julian have admitted they do not know what paprika is for.
are you ok in here or do you need a break ?
12.22pm: The old bone of contention has reared its ugly head. That's right, it's ciggies v food on the shopping list. Food is winning.
already after 2 weeks Julie alone took 2000 in
12.51pm: Ashley's got his marigolds on and is giving the bathroom a good going over.
1.05pm: Julian's telling Danica and Rhian that he doesn't like the way they've been morally judged in the House.
1.05pm: Martin and Coleen are talking about the show. Martin said, "It's only a game." That's what some people say about football...
are you ok in here or do you need a break ?
I`m fine thanks MrsH
Day 15: Down to earth again
This time yesterday, the House was divided into Gods and Mortals with the latter using their absolute power to control the former. But now the divide has melted away leaving only the prize of a luxury shopping budget as a reminder of the two-day task.
Despite an eviction lurking at the end of the day, the housemates have been on relaxed form. As Danica, Rhian and Sam got ready earlier, the female portion of the contenders for departure seemed excited. Sam is looking forward to seeing her dog while Danica will cry at being reunited with her family. Rhian? Sheâs looking forward to not budgeting for cigarettes.
Of course, as dumped parties always claim they were about to do the dumping, nominated housemates are always hankering for the outside world. Yet in this case the serenity felt real - perhaps it was all the positive energy generated bySam and her yoga classes.
Almost everyone has exercised today, either huffing in the gym, leaping about the garden or joining in Samâs spiritual practices. Lolling on loungers and shopping-list writing has been the other activity of choice. This latter task can often prove decisive but this groupâs shared desire to live the healthy dream has led to synchronicity. Watching rapper and former badboy, Harvey agreeing that maybe peaches are too soft and will get bruised was a personal highlight.
Thereâs been a tiny bit of sniping from Coleen and Rhian who â in time-honoured smoker tradition - are worried about the cigarette count. But rather than make waves theyâve retired outside, joining The Situation who has confirmed to Rhian that he and Danica are pals again.
Will this new serenity last the day? Even so, with nominations in the pipeline for this evening, it wonât be long before there are new tensions polluting the good vibes. Letâs just enjoy this while it lasts. All together now... Ommmmmm.
1.21pm: Julie and Danica don't like eviction night. They would prefer it if BB played some nice music and gave them a few drinks
1.34pm: Julian is cooking sausages for lunch.
1.46pm: Danica is giving Julie some beauty treatments. The Corrie legend will miss her if she goes tonight.
2.02pm: Harvey is singing to Ashley who is dancing along in the bath.
Day 15: Fired up by the shopping list
We've seen Big Brother attempt to stir things up through a series of tasks and although there have been tiffs, most housemates have remained on their best behaviour. We wondered what it would take to seriously rile them. Oh how short our memories were...
With the shopping list came the age old house divide, cigarettes or food. The non-smokers fronted by Sam and Martin wanted to fill the fridge with fillet steak and salmon whereas the puffers led by Coleen, considered they had more than enough to eat for the next week but were well down on smokes.
Echoing our favourite fag fan Lauren Carre from BB 2012, Coleen said, "If I'd known cigarettes would be in the budget, I wouldnât have given all mine away. Itâs the non-smokers who are bothering me.
"I wouldn't mind [them not ordering 'enough' cigarettes] if there was hardly any food in the House. Thereâs 20 loaves of bread, 12 hotdogs. Rump steaks are ÂĢ15."
She wasnât finished yet.
"If Sam goes tonight who will cook? I can cook simple things but I wouldnât know what to do with paprika."
Smokers Julian and Rhian agreed that they too were foxed by the purpose of that spice. "Do you just sprinkle it over?" pondered Rhian.
"Perhaps we should be more aggressive," suggested Julian half-heatedly showing no signs of shifting from the smoking area.
With Harvey, Sam and the chalk board safely ensconced in the Diary Room the complaining continued.
Danica whined, "The shopping is all around what Sam wants."
"On Samâs behalf, she has been doing the cooking," offered the Prince leaping to her defence.
"The food has been amazing but itâs all been domineered over by one person,â continued our glamour girl, undeterred. Will she be rolling her sleeves up and whipping up a wholesome feast this evening? We wonât be holding out breath.
Julian mused, "Iâve seen this conflict before..."
And so have we. If old housemates are anything to go by, we wonât have heard the end of it.
Linda Blair wearing her crucifix
2.14pm: The Prince and Martin are sharing memories of where they were on 9/11.
2.30pm: Martin is discussing how different he is to Rhian. Apparently, there was a botched attempt at bonding over hair straighteners
2.44pm: A task is upon us. For #gnomealone Coleen has been given a gnome to guard. Martin and Harvey must try to kidnap it.
Day 15: The Gnome Alone task
Bit on the Side presenter Alice Levine made a surprise appearance in the House when she set our celebs a secret mission.
Coleen was called to the Diary Room where she came face to face with a lonely garden gnome called Norman.
As the voice in the Diary Room, Alice tasked Coleen with keeping the fabled creature safe and to showing him some good old-fashioned BB hospitality during his stay.
Sounds a bit too simple doesn't it. Obviously there was more to it than that.
Martin and Harvey were summoned to the Diary Room where Big Brother told the pair that they must secretly gnome-nap Norman.
If Coleen manages to keep hold of her gnome then Martin and Harvey fail the task and will have to wear gnome costumes and sit by the pool for an hour as a punishment.
However, if they are able to wrestle Norman from Coleen's company then she will be dressed as a gnome instead.
2.56pm: Oh dear, #gnomealone didn't last long
3.08pm: Harvey and Martin are denying nicking Norman (the gnome). Coleen is having none of it.
3.20pm: Coleen is still looking for her gnome.
What a boring task
3.28pm: Big Brother has dressed Coleen as a gnome and is making her sit by the pool with a fishing rod until further notice.
3.43pm: The Situation is in the Diary Room. He is wearing his red cap today.
3.48pm: Coleen says she wishes she could see her family's faces watching her dressed as a gnome.
Afternoon Scotty and Mrs H eviction days come round quickly don't they lol. Have either of you a fave to leave, I've decided on Rhian. She's not been happy for a few days and I thought Ash's interrogation of her when he was a God wasn't fair and made her feel worse, I think she'll be happy to get out of there, but we'll see. Just about to read back a bit, thank you both
Afternoon Scotty
Want Sam to go but think it might be Rhian
Doubt much'll happen pre eviction today.
3.59pm: Harvey says he and Martin couldn't have stolen Coleen's gnome because they can't stand each other.
Afternoon Scotty and Mrs H eviction days come round quickly don't they lol. Have either of you a fave to leave, I've decided on Rhian. She's not been happy for a few days and I thought Ash's interrogation of her when he was a God wasn't fair and made her feel worse, I think she'll be happy to get out of there, but we'll see. Just about to read back a bit, thank you both
Afternoon Rose and thanks
I would love The Occasional Table to go but it`s not going to happen so next would be Sam. Can`t stand the way she sides with the men
Afternoon Scotty
Want Sam to go but think it might be Rhian
Doubt much'll happen pre eviction today.
Afternoon velvet
The Occasional Table won`t go so I hope it`s Sam the woman hater but so far it`s looking like Rhian or Danica
I`m not giving up though. I`ve thrown a few votes their way today and I`ll do more tonight
It`s been a boring day today velvet