2.08pm: Ares and Poseidon are making sounds with their swords. Boys and their toys, eh.
2.19pm: The Mortals are snoozing. It's hard work being a lowly human sometimes.
Day 14: Pain in the BOTS
Our cheeky sister programme â Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side, has got the housemates in a tizz this afternoon, after the nominees were called to the Diary Room to answer your questions.
Rhian, in particular, emerged from the confessional chamber feeling far from pleased with her grilling. "Why does everyone keep on asking me about Ashley?" she cried. "Everyone keeps asking how my boyfriend will feel after watching this... I don't get it".
Prince Lorenzo was quick to offer his opinion, pointing out that she had previously said "I've got a boyfriend, but it's quite a new relationship", commenting, "Why not just say you have a boyfriend... why did you need to say 'but'?"
The glamour model argued that she didn't want to make a big fuss of her relationship to avoid attention when she leaves the House, stating that she only mentioned she had one at all because of the attention from Ashley.
The Prince, however, wasn't convinced.
"By saying 'but'...It means somewhat available", he argued - and it didn't seem like he wanted to back down on the subject.
BFF Danica tried to stick up for her pal, by arguing that it was just a 'British' thing to say, but it wasn't enough to appease the situation. The conversation ended with Rhian huffing off from the group in frustration, leaving Lorenzo to meekly respond with "I'm sure he'll be there" in her wake.
That's our BBBOTS, stirring things up again! If you want to see what caused the fallout, make sure to tune in tonight at 11pm on Channel 5.
and version 2 of much the same Story
With the Gods being bestowed the power to play Big Brother, some housemates have unsurprisingly used their power to stir things up. Poseidon (aka Ashley) called Rhian to the Diary Room for a quick chat, but there was only one topic of conversation on his mind.
He grilled the on-off object of his affections on all aspects of their relationship, including the nature of their flirting, the bed sharing situation and - most importantly - her boyfriend on the outside.
Rhian emerged from the confessional chamber feeling far from pleased with her grilling. "Why does everyone keep on asking me about Ashley?" she cried. "Everyone keeps asking how my boyfriend will feel after watching this... I don't get it".
Prince Lorenzo was quick to offer his opinion, pointing out that she had previously said "I've got a boyfriend, but it's quite a new relationship", commenting, "Why not just say you have a boyfriend... why did you need to say 'but'?"
The glamour model argued that she didn't want to make a big fuss of her relationship to avoid attention when she leaves the House, stating that she only mentioned she had one at all because of the attention from Ashley.
The Prince, however, wasn't convinced.
"By saying 'but'...It means somewhat available", he argued - and it didn't seem like he wanted to back down on the subject.
BFF Danica tried to stick up for her pal, by arguing that it was just a 'British' thing to say, but it wasn't enough to appease the situation. The conversation ended with Rhian huffing off from the group in frustration, leaving Lorenzo to meekly respond with "I'm sure he'll be there" in her wake.
There have been a lot of Diary Room antics today - the Gods have been using it to full effect, plus Bit on the Side have got in there to ask the nominated housemates your questions. You can see how that went tonight on Channel 5 at 11pm.
Thanks everyone martin seeing the light about Julie at last
Colleen had her sussed at the beginning, but she was slated for being bitchy.
It's a funny old world
I don't mind Julie but it is obvious what she's been up to
2.47pm: Julie's readying herself for another banana. "This banana's trembling!" she laughs.
Julie reads the instructions of the latest Gods and Mortals twist
Ashley prepares to find the 'Voice of God'
Honey, I shrunk the Mortals
Danica and Princey sitting in a storeroom C-L-A-P-P-I-N-G
3.13pm: Mortals, Julian and The Situation, are having a mid afternoon snack in the kitchen.
3.21pm: We can now reveal that there's a new God in town. Hey Apollo, you look a little like Samantha.
Day 14: In Gods they should not trust
Earlier today Samantha was given a secret task. She was told to steal the remaining tea bags, coffee, everything from the fridge, all The Situation's caps and Danica's beloved teddy bear. With a little help from her friends in Mount Olympus she succeeded in these hefty thefts, meaning that all of those items shall be banished from Earth â known once upon a time as the House.
Big Brother outed Sam to her fellow Mortals who took the betrayal on the chin. Coleen even offered to help Sam change out of her hairy warts and into the regal attire of sun god Apollo. That's right, as a reward for lying and stealing, Samantha has become a God. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.
Apollo has now been welcomed to her new home in Mount Olympus. How do you think her promotion is going to affect the atmosphere in the Gods? And how will the Mortals fare without their rock of a Brick?
Always good to have a Mortal to help with one's tunic
Without his caps The Situation is floored
"So much better without those blooming warts on"
... sealed with a kiss from the Goddess of Love
Coleen comforts herself with a sad little carrot
Sam enjoys one of the classic God privileges - a banana feeding
3.29pm: Apollo is watching the Mortals through the eye. Ares is telling her what they've seen to date. Who knew Gods were such gossips?
Afternoon all couldn't get here yesterday so have had quite a bit of catching up to do Thanks LUTer's
3.43pm: Sam is hooked on watching the Mortals. Voyeurism is addictive. We of all people should know.
Afternoon all couldn't get here yesterday so have had quite a bit of catching up to do Thanks LUTer's
Hi Rose and thanks
wondered where you were - thought you had forsaken us
3.56pm: Prince Lorenzo and The Situation are debating the line between truth and lies. White lies are okay by the Prince.
4.05pm: Song fever has hit the Mortals. The Situation and Coleen are duetting 'My Way'. Danica's having a crack at 'Isn't She Lovely'.
Afternoon all couldn't get here yesterday so have had quite a bit of catching up to do Thanks LUTer's
Hi Rose and thanks
wondered where you were - thought you had forsaken us
No chance lol, I'm here till the end
Hello all
Sorry I wasn`t around to help, I needed a wee break with my son leaving for NZ but I`m feeling much better now
4.13pm: Hang about. Why is Sam changing into warlike garb? HO HUM
4.25pm: Lorenzo is complaining aloud that Danica is not obeying him. This is task-related not a descent to pre-feminsim values
4.33pm: The Mortals are having a bit of dance in the living room. Ballroom dancing at that.
Well am I glad to see you Scotty ,I did miss you
Happy days
I`m going to have to change my avi
I`m going to have to change my avi
Could I tempt you to be a fairy (Julian)
Well am I glad to see you Scotty ,I did miss you
Happy days
Thanks erin, glad to see you, missed you too
The tweets on my page, browers thingy, are not showing when a new one comes up. I have to keep refreshing aarggh!
Great to see you Scotty
Really is
Well am I glad to see you Scotty ,I did miss you
Happy days
Thanks erin, glad to see you, missed you too
The tweets on my page, browers thingy, are not showing when a new one comes up. I have to keep refreshing aarggh!
Its been doing that foe a few days
I`m going to have to change my avi
Could I tempt you to be a fairy (Julian)
Possibly but I`m also tempted to be a Princess
NEWS
Day 14: Ashley gives Rhian a Diary Room grilling
With the Gods being bestowed the power to play Big Brother, some housemates have unsurprisingly used their power to stir things up. Poseidon (aka Ashley) called Rhian to the Diary Room for a quick chat, but there was only one topic of conversation on his mind.
He grilled the on-off object of his affections on all aspects of their relationship, including the nature of their flirting, the bed sharing situation and - most importantly - her boyfriend on the outside.
Rhian emerged from the confessional chamber feeling far from pleased with her grilling. "Why does everyone keep on asking me about Ashley?" she cried. "Everyone keeps asking how my boyfriend will feel after watching this... I don't get it".
Prince Lorenzo was quick to offer his opinion, pointing out that she had previously said "I've got a boyfriend, but it's quite a new relationship", commenting, "Why not just say you have a boyfriend... why did you need to say 'but'?"
The glamour model argued that she didn't want to make a big fuss of her relationship to avoid attention when she leaves the House, stating that she only mentioned she had one at all because of the attention from Ashley.
The Prince, however, wasn't convinced.
"By saying 'but'...It means somewhat available", he argued - and it didn't seem like he wanted to back down on the subject.
BFF Danica tried to stick up for her pal, by arguing that it was just a 'British' thing to say, but it wasn't enough to appease the situation. The conversation ended with Rhian huffing off from the group in frustration, leaving Lorenzo to meekly respond with "I'm sure he'll be there" in her wake.
There have been a lot of Diary Room antics today - the Gods have been using it to full effect, plus Bit on the Side have got in there to ask the nominated housemates your questions. You can see how that went tonight on Channel 5 at 11pm.
Well am I glad to see you Scotty ,I did miss you
Happy days
Thanks erin, glad to see you, missed you too
The tweets on my page, browers thingy, are not showing when a new one comes up. I have to keep refreshing aarggh!
Its been doing that foe a few days
Ah thanks erin, thought it was just me
4.44pm: Coleen can't bare the thought of eating another carrot.
Hello all
Sorry I wasn`t around to help, I needed a wee break with my son leaving for NZ but I`m feeling much better now
Hi Scotty! it's good to see you back we've been thinking of you I hope your son and gf are having a good time and keeping in regular contact
I`m going to have to change my avi
Could I tempt you to be a fairy (Julian)
Possibly but I`m also tempted to be a Princess
Oh dear
Hello all
Sorry I wasn`t around to help, I needed a wee break with my son leaving for NZ but I`m feeling much better now
Hi Scotty! it's good to see you back we've been thinking of you I hope your son and gf are having a good time and keeping in regular contact
Hi Rose Thank you
They`re having the time of their lives and keeping in touch nearly every day through calls and facebook. Great messages and pics