7.05pm: Danica is entertaining the others by doing a@marcusBBbentley impression. It's not very good.
7.10pm: "If you think positive things, positive things will happen" says Lorenzo. He's a regular philosophiser, eh?
7.22pm: Lorenzo and Martin are discussing Rhian. They think she "gets prettier every day" Awwwwwww. What a pair o' gents
7.30pm: Rhian is offering to lend Jasmine some earrings for the eviction. Nice to see them getting on, even on such a stressful day.
7.41pm: Julian is doing Jasmine's makeup for tonight. We wonder if he'll give her the full drag look that he gave Danica last night?
7.51pm: We can confirm that Julian has treated Jasmine to nice, understated makeup, not a full-on drag face
Day 8: Welcome to Danica's Beauty Salon
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It is a long-held truth in Big Brother history that the day of an eviction is a day of beautifying and grooming, and the first eviction for our celeb housemates has been no different, as they have spent a fair bit of this afternoon making themselves beautiful.
While the majority of the boys opted for a relaxing soak in the hot tub, with paradoxical energy drinks, Danica did the rounds of the ladies, sharing her impeccable grooming skills.
First off, she shaped Cheryl's eyebrows and gave her skin some tough love, digging out a bunch of blackheads. Lovely. Cheryl remarked "why don't you own a beauty salon? Get one!" so we guess she was pretty chuffed with Danica's blackhead removal skills.
Nobody wants to walk the BB steps with manky feet, so Danica helped Jasmine paint her toenails. Once Jas and Chez were sorted, she turned her attentions to Coleen, giving her a very relaxing, very long facial.
The perfect end to a Danica Thrall beauty treatment? "just a bit of SPF, because I've taken quite a lot of your skin off." Sounds, er, great!
Day 8: The Situation's theory of Rhiantivity
With the first eviction only a few hours away, it's not surprising that this momentous occasion has dominated conversation this afternoon. With not much to keep them occupied, The Situation and Samantha have begun surmising the reasons why either Rhian or Jasmine will get the boot later this evening. And they think they've hit the nail on the head with this one...
According to The Situation, Rhian will get votes because of her ongoing flirtmance with Olympian Ashley, reasoning "everyone likes a romance". Providing more clout to his theory, he rationalised that as Ashley competed in the Olympics 'the other day', added to the fact that Great Britain went Olympics mad, that this could mean Rhian may get more votes tonight. It's a theory, a very tedious one, but still a theory at least.
On the other hand, he argued that Jasmine may get votes because people love to watch a bit of drama â and she's certainly been providing quite a lot of that.
He rounded up his speculation by saying it all comes down to whether the public prefer a romance or arguments.
Samantha's input to the conversation? "That's so true", she absentmindedly responded.
Maybe she got lost at the Olympics bit like we did...
8.03pm: Martin is having a chinwag with Big Brother in Diary Room
8.14pm: Rhian is sitting in the garden, listening to the fake crowd noise. It's getting very tense
8.23pm: Samantha thinks BB will be happy because Rhian and Jasmine both look 'amazing' tonight. We can confirm they look good.
8.35pm: Jasmine still isn't fully ready. She needs to get a wiggle on.
8.48pm: The HMs are doing a lot of pacing. They're all nervous, clearly
10.31pm: Join us after the break to see how the housemates are getting on without Jasmine..
10.34pm: Nominations in 10 minutes. There's no rest for the wicked.
10.36pm The HMs seem more concerned with stuffing their faces, than the fact that Jas has just left - or that noms are soon
Jasmine has been evicted from Celebrity Big Brother!
Booed on the way into the Big Brother House, Jasmine has strutted back out to meet the public after a week in the UK's most famous bungalow.
Pouring away Cheryl's diet cola on Day 2 as a protest against the lack of 'full-fat' cola, Jasmine quickly marked herself out as a force to be reckoned with. When she was nominated during the face-to-face nominations on Day 3, Jasmine's wrath knew no bounds, as she raged against Lorenzo and Danica for nominating her. Forging a nomination-ship with Rhian, and confiding in Julie, she seemed to calm down a bit. She soon broke away from Rhian because of the blonde model's friendship with Ashley.
A truce emerged, though, when Jasmine and Rhian were picked to do the trolley dash on Day 7, with their success going some way to mending their broken alliance.
Julie really has offered Jasmine the most support in the House, acting like an adoptive mother figure, and Jasmine has also sought comfort from Samantha, though most of their chats have centred on gossiping about Danica.
Though she has a fiery temper, Jasmine has a softer side, and she has often taken a break to talk about how much she misses her son, Phoenix, and her huge array of canine friends. See, she's not as scary as she seems!
As well as her monumental temper tantrums, Jasmine has attracted attention through her unconventional fashion choices, with a seemingly unending array of embellished sunglasses and lingerie.
Love her, hate her, don't know what to make of her, Jasmine has been one of the biggest characters in this series of Celebrity Big Brother and we shall miss her, even if Danica and Rhian won't...
10.43pm: And we're back! Almost time for nominations..
10.44pm: Here we go! The occasional table - that's not exactly a surprise
10.44pm: A bag of spanners - Oh no, Sitch would be crushed if he heard that
10.45pm: We've looked it up and we can confirm that 'dullness' is not contagious. You can put the vaccinations away.
10.47pm: Is Julie rehearsing her answers? Ever the professional.
10.48pm: Two for the Prince so far - it might be a self-fulfilling prophecy
10.51pm: Maybe because he hogs the biscuits?
10.54pm: Is pie-ing Bet Lynch an official crime? Maybe it should be
10.55pm: So that's Prince Lorenzon and Coleen for Julie.
10.57pm: Come on Matin - hurry up
10.58pm: Martin's first nomination is for Coleen. Surprised?
10.59pm: If that's one thing Martin is, it's fair. And pleasing on the eye maybe.
11.00pm: Another fair reason from the Kempmeister.
Mrs H I will be in after the live show.
11.03pm: Martin's going back to what he started