Julie investigates the figure sleeping on the floor

Cheryl is unrepentant about her snoring

Would YOU roll this man over in the middle of the night?

The Prince may have been a minor offender on the snoring front but he's a major offender when it comes to headwear. Look.at.that.

Day 5: Rhian is frustrated by Jasmine

Crikey, these celebs are an active bunch. Take an eye off them for a moment and they shift loyalties. We suppose it’s understandable that in the early days of relationships, impressions swing on a word, but still... it’s as if this bunch ain’t fussed that we're huffing to keep up.

The word that swung it in the wee hours of last night was 'bitch'....

That's what Jasmine told Rhian she was acting like, consequent to Ashley’s declaration to her last night, covered in vivid detail here and here. Ah Jasmine, never lost for a tension-inducing opinion.

Rhian, it turns out, does not know how to handle such a forthright character. While the other housemates remained outside she had a confessional debrief with Danica inside. Looking baffled, she revealed to her fellow model that if it wasn’t for the fact that a guaranteed separation is in the pipeline, there would be serious issues between her and Jasmine.

She added that one of her flaws is that she doesn't always know how to express herself. Definitely, the opposite of Jasmine.

Danica seemed thrilled that Rhian, who had previously struck up a fragile 'we’re in this together'-style bond with co-nominee Jasmine, was turning. So Danica and Jasmine’s earlier bonding session meant nothing as well then?

On a positive note, it seems like the glamour girls are properly tight. "You're like my little sister!"said” Danica before giving 'li'l sis' (who is older than her) a hug.

Phew. Let’s see how the Rhian/Danica/Jasmine relationship triangle plays out today. For the sake of our frazzled brains let’s hope there aren’t any more twists.

12.48pm: The Situation has been called to the Diary Room. *Sniff sniff* what's that? *Sniff* Hmmm, we sense a secret task! 

1.01pm: For 'The Awkward Situation' the sitch has to create six scenes with his HMs, inc asking Julie whether her baps are real.

Day 5: The Awkward Situation

1.14pm: The #awksitch got off to a genius start with Julie but is now flagging. He has been sitting in silence for ages.

1.17pm: Martin and Jasmine are chatting musicians. The #awksitch is still silent. We are looking at a man who lacks a plan.

1.18pm: The #awksitch has moved! Oh, he's just gone to the kitchen for some squash. 

1.22pm: Did the #awksitch take a Trappist vow when we weren't looking? He's back with the HMs and still incapable of speech. 

1.28pm: He's quite good at creating #awksitch's once he gets going but Mike needs lot of time to rev up. This is painful

1.40pm: This is beyond a joke. The Sitch is enjoying a long Harvey anecdote about Steven Seagal. You're on a mission, man! 

1.51pm: The #awksitch told Cheryl that a cure for an itch is a 60-second hug. He got a 2-4-1 when Julie stepped in. There's hope yet

2.06pm: #awksitch has just rattled through the remaining task bits. But has he compensated for that slow start? We just can't say.

2.14pm: The Situation and Danica are playing a game of mouth catch with a cherry tomato. #CBB

Do you need a wee break Mrs H?

2:30pm Big Brother is revealing The Situation's secret mission to the House. We can confirm that he passed his task with flying colours #cbb

2:33pm The Sitch has therefore won the House a sexy hot tub party, hosted by himself, it will begin shortly.  #awksitch #cbb

2.50pm: Those eager beaver housemates have changed into their swimwear ready for sexy hot-tub times. #CBB

if you have a while that would be nice   

hope we get plenty of hot totty pics     

3.05pm: We want to explain this to you but there are no words. What are your thoughts on Harvey's make-over? #CBB pic.twitter.com/jUHnuY5p

Originally Posted by MrsH:

will do what I can in between cooking tea .Off you pop and have a rest .

3.17pm: Julian's on a mission to make-over HMs in creepy style. Ashley and Martin have joined Harvey in facial weirdness

3.30pm: BB has opened the sexy hot-tub party. HMs are dancing, shooting champagne water pistols and looking sweet in oversize sunnies. #CBB

3.35pm: Here's a picture of what Julian did to Ashley's lovely fresh face. Martin's a work in progress. #CBB pic.twitter.com/FiHrMlFK

Picture not available, YTS working today.

Waves to Mrs H and Erin just had my afternoon catch up along with 2 cuppa's Personally I find Mike and Ash the two least attractive men in there and it looks embarassing to see them going after 2 attractive girls who really aren't that interested although Danica seems to be leading Mike on, could lead to some upsets thanks ladies

cheers Yellow Rose.I agree I don't like Michael/Ash more dislike for Ash ,but Danica is a hm I like and its usually the guys that are the players ,well they just might have meet their match in Danica.It's not like they don't know what she does to earn the bucks .

Fom what those boys have said it seems they're used to having girls interested in them so they've probably got bruised egos that it's not really working this time

 A taste of their own medicine .

3.54pm: Harvey and Danica are in the DR begging BB for mysterious things. They tried to soften BB up with a suggestive dance.#CBB

any help is appreciated erin - thanks   I will be on and out and then back for the evening about 7 as I will be home alone then   I can pick up from where you leave - no problem 

4.10pm: Prince has grabbed Danica's hand and doesn't want to let go. This isn't how you get a girl's hand in marriage. #CBB

4.26pm: Cheryl and Martin are bonding over a shared love of eighties synth pop. Cheryl is providing a mash-up medley, which is nice. #CBB

4.40pm: So, sunshine, champers, hot tubs and tunes make people happy. Call MENSA

4.53pm: "People remember two people the best, the winner and the person who went first." Prince Lorenzo, you are plain wrong. #CBB

5.02pm: Coleen is venting to Julian about The Situation's earlier comment that women are at their peak from 19-24. Silly Sitch. #CBB

ouch! Colleen will not like that.She thinks she is sooooo down with the kids  

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          5.08pm: Rhian's fear of Jasmine has overtaken her hot-tub fun. She's being discreetly comforted inside by Julie and Danica