my hubby is obsessed with Sam's current lesbian status...

he must have made about 5 comments about it now!

she is embarrassingly awful..

I could almost forgive that if she'd shut up for a minute.

Is she a lesbian?

Oh when did that happen?

me too

Wants

There's no way Janice will get page 3 is there?  Americans don't do nuddy stuff.

Didn't she mention it on I'm a celeb last year....

I asked hubby... the sam fox lesbian expert....

his answer "oh donkeys years"

i think Janice is hugely jealous of Sam - she is natural as opposed to being plastic and looks darn well.

Hasn't Sam Fox done CDWM before?   or have I made that up?

Yeh Sam Fox is an old Lesbien.

What a bunch of desperados.

So why on earth did I think she was a happily married born again xian with loads of kids?

awwwww... MARY!!!!

I love Mary!!!!  (the cow)

Didn't Sam 'come out' yonks ago?  I thought she was with some woman called Verna (?) - and that was during that godawful reality show about running a bar.

Or perhaps I just dreamt it all.

Edit:  She might be called Myra.

But what's their food like

I really object to Muller using my favourite REO Speedwagon song on an advert with a cow running along the beach.

Iggy pop has a face like Janice.

for a minute I thought "ooh yeah"... but then I realised I was thinking of when Linda Lusardi (sp) did it!

I thought that too Pengy.... but decided I might be getting it confused with when she did I'm a Celeb get me out of here....

 Hi Katty

The puppet looks better than him.

The trouble is they've ALL done other reality shows - no wonder we're getting confuzzed.

Baahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

you should be honoured...   

for a start it makes me sing a long when its on.     Zaph re-edited it using the CHariots of FIre tune...   it worked better tbf

Hi Baz and all.I've got the live feed on and CDWM on the telly.

 No one has a face like Iggy Pop

Calum's losing his hair.  That's what doing nothing for a living does for you.

LOL

I might be getting confused with when she did Celebrity Wife Swap 

does Callum sound American or is it just me?

That would be pretty sweet as a Mastermind specialist subject.  Good to see John Humphreys deal with that one. 

Yum - prawn tempura!

I keep thinking I can hear a bit of a twang.....

I really love Callum's menu

That's cos he is.  He was born there - his mum used to be Cher's fitness trainer.
Or something like that.  Apparently.

I looked on wiki:
In 1994, it was reported that Fox had become a born-again Christian.^[6] ..............
Rumours regarding Fox's sexual orientation began to surface in 1999 when she judged a lesbian beauty pageant, and many people said they believed that the woman she lived with at the time, Australian Cris Bonacci, formerly guitarist with Girlschool, was more than just her manager.

In February 2003, she made a statement about her personal life:^[10][11]

"But I can't keep saying, 'Maybe,' or denying it. It is time to let people know where my heart is. People keep trying to say I'm a lesbian. I don't know what I am. All I know is that I'm in love with Myra [Stratton, her manager]. I love her completely and want to spend the rest of my life with her."

Fox participated in the television show Celebrity Wife Swap with Stratton.

Part of her reluctance to come out was due to fears of how some of her fans might react to her being in relationship with a woman, as she had already had to deal with obsessed fans andstalkers.^[9]

In August 2009, Samantha Fox announced her plans to have a civil partnership with her long term girlfriend and manager, Myra Stratton.^[12]

Isn't s**ging anything with a pulse an occupation?