course I am... and I think I'll quit my job tomorrow...

Spoilsport. 

I smell a wind up 

Hahahaha!  Perfect start in every way 

I'm not actually happy that she gets to do this for the sake of entertainment. IT should be the other way around.

 You know I'll never be able to keep it up.

Evening all

And be slapped down we hope 

I hope there are no gingers on here or you lot could be in for a long few weeks.

And pray tell us, when will you be shagging in a field of cow dung?

Don't you dare !  

But won't they realise she is already in thd House ....or are they all kept apart before theh go in ? 

Come to mine for some rollies, cider and online bingo then. Not too early though, I don't get up till after midday

Perhaps it will be - at some point.

I hope CALLUM is going in

You lot will love her by the end.

With someone with a nose like Katie, I couldn't give a shit what she has to say.

I will love her end 

Call up and ask for it back.

They come from different places in seperate cars...or so we're told

Ohh...   sounding better by the day... 

I couldn't, no matter how hard I tried! 

I have no idea, Baz.

So that leads me to think that she's only in there for a short contract.

Oh Christ not Kensit

I'll be there.. in my onesie... 

I revkon you should put a tenner on Katie Velvet

Patsy looks like she's overdone the botox!

Patsy K to win ! 

Flipping ell.....Patsy Kensit!.....must be short of a rock star of two

Oh right ....sorry you're still feeling poorly Kaytee  

she'll be out in under a week... possibly on Friday.

I can't believe Patsy Kensit is in there 

I think I'm getting prudish - there really is no need for language like that

And farting jokes?

I'm disappointed already

just a tad

It's like Central Casting - first SCD, now this.

I'm actually in two minds. If I stick it out longer than the first night, I dunno whether I want her to stay or go. We'll really see what she's like if she stays  

Don't worry Patsy and Emma, gush away.

Hi Kimota