Watch til the end, staying power, made it to the final, UK winner, fook where you live Pumpkiiiiiiiiiiiiiinssssssssssss !!!!

* grabs seat * Can't believe I made it to the finish line 

me & wilf got crisps (the revamped lamb & mint from walkers) and let me tell you they are NASTY dont buy them, they taste like old mutton thats gone off

i got booze i got a selection of slippers to throw at the telly

the house is empty apart from me, wilf & 2 thousand kittens

i shall catch you all up later

natasha to win

Evening... this order please

Melted face and greetin face

Sherrie

Bobby

Natasha

James

Austin

Thank you

Evening all.

Anybody except Chloe and Stevi to win!

Hello everyone.

Austin (the best of a bad bunch left) to win.

I think Natasha might come out before Bobby , but defo think Sherrie wil be first....lets face it she's done absolutely nothing in there .....I can only remember seeing clips of her about half a dozen times  

Evening...well we made it this far, and its not been pretty

Hurrah! The torture is nearly over!  

I can go with that  

 Fook you and fook where you live, back!!!   

Evening 

It would be great if the last American standing beat that load of boring Brits

 Evening all....the Grand Finale..... 

hi everybody

  We're bleedin' masochists Xochi

Emma's outfit is a bit 

think I agree TBH -what a shower the Brits are

Come on Austin  

Completely forgotton about Chris and Baldwin.....had they stayed in and the thugs from a trailer somewhere in lala land went ...things might have been quite different

They have all defo had there hair done

NOT AUSTIN !!!  

Bobby please - a gentleman with a calm maturity

Yes  

In keeping with this series I think Xochi 

Hey. Have any of you FMs cast a vote this series? I haven't nor wanted to whilst drunk! 

Save it Marcus, I don't give a tinker's curse who wins 

I like him too  

I don't care who wins....it's meaningless 

Not a hope !! 

Farah and Janice are absent.

yes so do I

Trouble is he is to 'mature' to bother.....

yep - think it might have been quite good - if only Chris had been more vocal

Is Sherrie intending to sing "Happy Birthday Mr President"? 

If Monroe was still alive and had a really hard life, she'd still be better looking than Sherrie.

no way for this shower

 No way, not even if I was on drugs Xochi 

Bobby is no gentleman...he is a nasty little faded comic.