WHAT'S going on fockers?! I'm getting a sense of dÃĐjà vu as it's time to dissect the miserable, over-the-top idiots of this country once again.
Where do I even start with the latest Big Brother theatrics? Perez sh**ging walls, grinding his crotch against garden furniture, yet Ken gets removed for making lewd comments toward the house tarts.
For the love of Christ, the double standards!!
If Ken had flashed his a**e, or Chegs and Alex pulled down their kecks to show off their 'skill set' during the talent show, they'd have been held over the coals. Yet if Calum (the eye-candy of the house) did it, Chloe and Cami would probably have orgasmed. Then Chloe bares a full-blown mooney and that's absolutely fine. Perez froths at the mouth over a trio of orgasms, totes fine.
After seeing Cami and Chloe shake their t**s in poor Cheggers' face, this seemed pretty odd considering the outburst Chloe later had merely having her robe nudged.
Ken should never have been evicted, end of. His racist remarks were completely out of order, but look how someone equally old school like Alexander dealt with the situation. Calmly.
Only one tosser made a big deal out of it â and that's king b*llend Perez.
I thrive off the fact that the poisoned dwarf was completely convinced us Brits were loving him in the house, yet when the crowd shouted to get him out, he soon learned the truth.
Yes Pez, I'd say you're more hated than I was. And Jesus, that's some hate.
For someone as thick-skinned as me, I found it very uncomfortable to watch as he goaded someone from a different generation: Alex is not used to little s***s provoking him for a reaction.
In the real world, I'm pretty sure big Al would kick his ass, who wouldnât? I know for sure if I was living in that house I'd have done my upmost to make him feel small.
Booting him up the backside would probably get me removed, but that's what I'd want to do.
In fact, I'd probably want to smother him in the night, everything about him, I detest. The genital wart challenging a 61-year-old legend is just the cherry on the cake.
I'm starting to really despise the generation I live in, so much PC c**p. I'm not condoning racism before the morons start, I just find it REALLY hard to watch people make mountains from molehills.
Coincidentally, Choe has revealed why she felt soooo upset over robe-gate. Well, for the performance she put on that night and the way she runs her mouth, would she not have explained in the house? Or maybe she wanted to wait to make a few grand on the alleged story during her return to the real world.
The Ex On The Beach 'star' told The Sun about a photographer who reportedly put his hands down her knickers on a shoot, although it has never been reported, nor his name ever given.
If this snapper really had made such an impact on her life, surely she wouldnât continue to work for lads' mags and get her kit off? I smell a rat.
I think it's safe to say anyone with an average IQ level would sniff one from a mile off. I could be wrong, nevertheless, I'm going to say it sounds all a bit too staged to me.
Back to the housemates, Katie Hopkins, I love. I know she'd probably detest me and everything I stand for, but I'm not at all bothered.
I think she's the dog's b******s when it comes to how she conducts herself in CBB. She's taken full control of The Idiot and is protecting the ones she respects, that's being a true friend.
Speaking of rent-a-gob, it brings me full circle to PC hysteria.
- I get grief daily â I say 'grief', that'd mean it effects me â it's water off a duck's back.
This is exactly what twerps need to realise, THESE PEOPLE MEAN NOTHING. Unless it's somebody close to you being nasty, you can turn a blind eye.
Let people say what they want, if they donât pay your bills, if they donât help fulfil your life, what do their words mean? F**k all.
Recently I was asked how I put up with the vile tweets I constantly get. It's simple, they donât know me and I donât know them. That's what it boils down to.
If I cried every time someone wished death or acid attacks on me (or cancer, which is a new one) I'd drown in tears. Yet it means absolutely nothing.
So long as my nearest and dearest are not vulgar towards me, I'm more than happy. People need to take a leaf out of the Hopkins philosophy and stop being so sensitive.
Have a great week, lovers and haters.
Love always, Hels Bels xxx
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