It's been quite an eventful few days, which means that tonight's show will full to bursting with things to talk about.

Tasked with holding everything together is the safest pair of hands in Elstree, Rylan Clark. 

And joining him we have comedian Matt Richardson, singer, presenter and author Coleen Nolan and former Liberty X warbler Michelle Heaton.

Along with that lot we have celebrity behavioural psychologist (yes, they exist), Jo Hemmings, who will be turning her keen mind on all our celebs.

It's fair to say that this show will be one to remember.

Channel 5, 11pm.

We all know Katie Hopkins likes a good moan. But today, her subject matter is something slightly closer to home than Britain’s obesity crisis or what people name their children.

Yes, Katie’s aching back is causing her all kinds of annoyance, and her fellow housemates were only too happy to step up and help. Literally, in Chloe’s case.

Unfortunately, Chloe’s idea to play footsie with Katie’s back didn’t alleviate her pain. Colour us surprised.

Next to play chiropractor was Perez, who opted for a more conventional back massage.

And yet again, Katie was not cured of her ailments. Cue one last attempt, this time from Calum, which seemed to invoke a slightly more positive response from the patient…

Ah, that’s the stuff.

We’re still not sure as to the cause of her discomfort. Mind you, this is the Big Brother House – might it have been someone’s metaphorical knife in that back?

Queen Cami-Li has been on the throne mere moments, but it seems her reign is off to a pretty tumultuous start.

Perez, keen to be seen as the most loyal of Cami-Li’s subjects, was the first to greet the Queen on her return to the House.

Meanwhile, it seemed Michelle was impressed by the Queen’s royal garments – don’t be surprised if Michelle rocks a similar look on a future episode of Drag Race.

“Do you know why I saved Chloe?” said a remorseful Keith to his new Queen. “It’s because she’s already been up. I didn’t want to put her through that twice.”

Cami-Li, apparently a merciful ruler, was fine with this. Unfortunately, the same couldn’t be said of Chloe, who was unhappy with who each housemate chose – or more accurately, failed to choose.

“That was the moment I realised this is a game,” she said. “I was naïve to think that maybe we’ve created nice friendships.”

“I went for Michelle because she’s a powerful woman that overrules my brain,” explained Calum.

“Oh, I’m fine with whatever the public choose,” said Chloe. “It’s the loyalties in this house I’m not happy with. The friendships.”

“Well, now I rule the kingdom!” sang Cami-Li with a glint in her eye that was part mischief, part power trip. And, as if to prove the point, Cami-Li has unofficially changed Calum’s name to Gollum. He’s understandably not too chuffed about it.

Following Jeremy and Ken's departures from the House, tonight's live eviction was cancelled. However, Big Brother had another trick up his sleeve...

The housemates drew straws to decide who would go first in a game to decide who would be safe from eviction this week. What they didn't realise is that the last person to be chosen will actually be immune from eviction and will become King or Queen of the Fairies.

After the majority of apples had been plucked from tree, Keith was faced with the difficult decision of whether Cami or her BFF Chloe would face eviction. He chose Cami, as he felt she was the stronger of the two.

Cami-Li was then called to the Diary Room where Big Brother crowned her as Queen of the Fairies and revealed that she is immune from eviction. As Queen of the Fairies, she will rule over her Fairy Kingdom for the next two days and decide who will be also be saved from eviction this week.

By the time you read this, our celebrity friends will have spent a full week in that House – and what a hectic seven days it’s been. Never ones to let the side down, the day began with a bit of bickering . This time it was about Calum’s haircut.

Things began to settle as Perez led HMs in a discussion about Bro-ology. A few ground-rules were set, but would anyone actually stick to them?

Talk turned later to matters of politics and Katie’s suitability for public office became the topic of debate. Perez was super-keen, but what did Mrs. Hopkins think about becoming an iron lady?

Never one to dodge a chance at making some fun, Cheggers thought it might be fun to wind up Alicia with a little prank. Whatever it takes to get you through your stint, Keith…

Later in the day, it was time for a big Big Brother twist. Housemates thought they were picking their fellow in-mates and saving them from eviction….

…but in actual fact, they were picking their Fairy King or Queen for the next two days and Cami was picked last, automatically promoting her to royal status.

Having taken her throne, it fell to the Queen to pick her King and she chose.... 

Perez!

But how will our fairy monarchs' reign play out in practice? We’re going to find out over the next couple of days – so all hail The Fairy Queen!

Our celebrity housemates have found themselves in the presence of royalty this morning: Queen Cami-Li and King Perez of the Fairies. Perhaps hoping to curry some royal favour, the celebs have been doing their best to impress the monarchs. How, you ask? Like this...

Giving them attention

If there's one thing Perez loves, it's attention. And now he's the King of the Fairies, he can demand his subjects lavish him with it. 

Spoonfeeding them

As well as being listened to and gazed lovingly at, royalty expects to be waited on hand and foot. So when King Perez decided he wanted yogurt for his breakfast, his loyal servant Alicia was on hand to spoon it into his mouth for him. Open wide, Perez!

Offering to run them a milk bath

Queen Cami's loyal handmaidens, Nadia and Patsy, had an idea for really impressing their queen: they offered to run her a bath. Not just any bath, either, but a Cleopatra-style bath of milk. Looking at the Queen's face, though, we're not entirely sure she's keen on the idea. 

Handing over their souls

What Queen Cami-Li is keen on, though, is luring hapless mortals into her thrall. So she gave Patsy some chocolate cake, but it was a gift that came with strings. By eating it, Patsy unwittingly agreed to hand over her soul to the Queen of the Fairies.

Honestly, we probably would have done the same. Who could resist the lure of chocolate cake?

Painting their nails

Despite all the bowing and scraping going on elsewhere, Katie decided painting the king's nails was a step too far, causing Perez to threaten to "banquish" her to jail. Oh dear.

What will they do next? Come back later to find out...

It's not all fun and games being fairy royalty, you know. There are crowns to polish, minions to command, and thrones to sit on. So it's only fair that they get to take a break - and what better way to relax than by being entertained by their court jesters?

For today's task, all non-royal housemates will become jesters for the day. Each of them will get a maximum of five minutes to show off their entertainment skills in a royal talent show.

Whichever housemates most impress the King and Queen will be richly rewarded.

Stay tuned to find out how they get on...

Phew. They never stop, those celebs. Not that we're complaining - it means there's loads to talk about on tonight's Bit On The Side.

Queen of Big Brother (not to be confused with the Queen of the Fairies) Emma Willis will be joined by former celeb housemates Luisa Zissman and Ollie Locke, who'll be able to give their own unique perspective on the latest goings-on.

Also on the panel will be Loose Women's Andrea Mclean, who will also be weighing in on what our housemates have been up to, and psychological therapist Emma Kenny will also be dropping by to get all analytical with us.

Plus there'll be the usual mix of exclusive clips and bad puns. You wouldn't wanna watch anything else, so keep it tuned to Channel 5 tonight at 11pm.

Let Emma Willis cast a spell on you in tonight's Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side - she's got some spell-binding exclusives and a whole host of magical guests...

Tonight's brilliant panel consists of Hollyoaks' Keiron Richardson, plus jungle survivors Nicola Mclean and Jimmy Bullard. What will they make of the latest fantastical twists in the tale? There's only one way to find out.

Tune in to Bit On The Side on Channel 5 at 11pm tonight.

Once upon a time, there was a showbiz blogger called Perez Hilton. Seeking fame and fortune in a foreign land, he moved into an enchanted House, where he met a rabbit named Mr Buns. As Perez was the only one who wanted to talk to the rabbit (or maybe he was a hare?) the two were soon firm friends, and everywhere that Perez went, Mr Buns was sure to go.

But one night, a couple of naughty pixies called Katie and Michelle decided to play a trick on Perez. They kidnapped Mr Buns, and hid him where Perez couldn't find him. 

So the next morning, Perez set out on a quest to find his friend. First, he looked in the bedroom, whispering "Mr Buns?" as if hoping his friend would come hopping out from under someone's bed.

But Mr Buns was nowhere to be seen. 

Perez took a moment to do a twirl and yell his anguish at the ceiling before resuming the search.

Perez's quest took him all over the magical House. As hard as he looked, though, he couldn't find his leporid friend anywhere. But Perez wasn't ready to give up. And since this was, after all, a House of fairy tales, he had an idea...

Perez went to the Enchanted Mirror. Gazing into its depths, Perez pleaded with the Mirror to show him where his friend was hiding. Sadly, all he could see was his own reflection.

How will this sad tale end? Will Perez ever find Mr Buns? That's a story for another time...

Day 9 was a bit of a funny one, and it began with a hunt for a missing bunny. Perez has grown rather close to the House’s inanimate rabbit and when it was hidden, he wasn’t happy. While he tumbled down a rabbit-hole, things got serious in the kitchen when Michelle asked Cheggers whose side he was on in the big House divide.

Michelle was clearly ruffled by her nomination and she didn’t mind letting people know what she thought of the House’s bunny-lover.

There was a little soothsaying going on later on, as a group of our female housemates decided to peer into the future.

On a more pessimistic note, Alexander was having defeatist thoughts about his chances on Friday, pondering a future outside the House.

Former-Fairy King, Perez came to Alicia’s aid later on when she was rattled by yet more Hopkins haranguing. Then Perez came under fire from Patsy who wanted a quiet word, which resulted only in more confusion.

Later on, as Perez continued to pine for his bunny, Katie and Michelle looked for a new hiding place as the prank played on. Whilst that went on, Alicia, Nadia and Perez discussed Ms Hopkins in the snug.

There was just time, before bed, for a bit of a row. But by 1.30am most Housemates were in the land of nod as they ought to have been.

Day 10 is going to be a VERY big one, after all.

Cheggers has got a question. Actually, he's got several. For whatever reason, Keith seems to have woken up in a curious mood today, and has been asking all kinds of things. Since we're in a helpful mood, we thought we'd look up the answers for him...

"How do they build cranes?"

Ever look up at a huge crane on a building site and wondered how it was made? Keith has. And it turns out that building a crane isn't a simple process. There are a few different ways cranes can be assembled, depending on where they are and how big they need to be.

Some cranes are built in pairs, so each crane can lift pieces onto its partner and both grow taller. Other cranes are self-building, and have a movable metal sheath around the outside, which can move up and hold new pieces in place while they're attached to the crane.

Or sometimes, pieces of a crane are airlifted in using helicopters. But not very often. 

"Where does the internet go?"

Not quite as existential a question as it first sounds, Keith was actually asked where the giant undersea cables that carry data around the world run.

It's a tricky one to answer, though, since there are a lot of cables, and they run to all sorts of places - they run around pretty much every coastline of every continent, and also right across the Atlantic Ocean. 

"Do you know why superglue was invented?"

Keith thought he already knew the answer to this one when he asked it, but the true answer might be a little different.

Most people think superglue was invented to use in place of sutures on the battlefields of World War II, but that's only partly right: the chemical compounds in superglue were actually developed in an attempt to create clear gun sights in World War II.

The glue was then used to fix nuts and bolts together, and its surgical applications were only really discovered later, during the Vietnam War.

So there you go. Now you definitely can't say Celebrity Big Brother isn't educational.

He's been itching to discuss the last few days' worth of House action, and tonight Rylan takes back the reins of Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side. He's got a pretty stellar line-up on the panel, too...

First up are daytime time royalty Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford, staying up late for once to talk about our celebs. They'll be joined by singing sensation Sam Bailey, who's also got plenty to say about the latest goings-on.

One particular talking point will be tonight's shock arrival. Who will it be, and how much will their arrival change the House?

There's only one place to get all the goss. Tonight,

Channel 5, at 10.30pm. Don't miss it.

We all know that celebs love a knees-up, and when you mention the word 'ball' and 'fancy dress' they get very excited indeed. Here's how the other half get ready for such a shindig: 

1. Make sure you can see your own beautiful face

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the best wiping technique of all?"

2. Make sure your Kavanagh QC impression is up to scratch

As party tricks go, it's quite niche.

3. Do not allow more light than is absolutely necessary to enter your pupils

The Emperor's old clothes.

4. Try to remember how to walk

A very good try Calum, you'll get it. 

5. Pretend to be queen of all you survey

"Let them eat bananas".

She was an Ex on the Beach, and now she's an ex-housemate - Chloe Goodman has left the Celebrity Big Brother House! 

It wasn't to be a fairytale ending for our beauty... Her forthright opinions and cheeky (sometimes literally) personality won her many friends and a few enemies. Here are a few of her top moments...

1. Poetry in motion

Chloe rubbed King Perez up the wrong way with her witty poem about the man from Stateside. It was to cost her big as she was then put up for eviction by him. It was worth it though.

2. Hair raising

Chloe liked to 'banter' with Calum but her comments about his hair didn't go down so well. He got annoyed when she compared his head to her, seemingly hirsute, armpits. Good bantz...

3.  The other half

Chloe became besties with Cami almost immediately and they put their friendship to useful use when they took on the House cleaining duties. 

There were ups, there were downs but Chloe's time in the CBB House is over.