It must be weird rising and shining in the Big Brother House after the Live Launch. Waking up is hard to do, but being woken by crazy-intense studio lights must make it all the more uncomfortable – and our latest crop of celebrity in-mates found it just as difficult as those that have gone before.

A caffeinated drink and some brekkie for those bleary heads would’ve worked wonders, but first our celebs ticked every cliché box by finding the oven completely confusing. A three-strong team of Nadia, Keith and Alicia were baffled by the hobs for ages.

Once fed, the housemates spent some time getting to know to one another. Ken and Keith discussed the ladies in the House while Calum and Michelle talked romance. But while most housemates were able to talk freely, Alexander was sure he was being cold-shouldered by one of his roomies. He confided in Kav and Chloe, and word also spread to Cami.

Eventually it was time for dinner – their first big meal together in the House. Calum served while Perez led everyone in a prayer that was only slightly bizarre – and wholly ignored by Ken who piled into his rations like eating was going out of fashion. He was probably impatient – his super-fun reflex game was scheduled for after the food, after all.

There was further bonding later on, when Perez and Patsy talked about the Brit / American split and how it could serve the House well or drive it into two. Let’s hope it’s the former, eh readers? Further bonding happened when Katie got involved with Perez’s feet. Though this time it was a task rather than her better nature shining through. It looked like it tickled.

As the day wound down and while Keith was desperate to clean his teeth and get to bed, Chloe and Cami enjoyed a post-hot tub bath. The frolicking water babies banned Cheggers from the bathroom, chasing him out whenever he came close to the door while screaming his name. Peculiar stuff – but not as peculiar as it may become in the days ahead of us…

Katie, Perez, Michelle, Kav, Keith and Nadia are making the most of their stay in the Celebrity Big Brother House, which has apparently turned into an impromptu bootcamp.

Jeremy took the role of drill sergeant, in perhaps the most inappropriate exercise get-up imaginable.

Seriously, Jez. A wedding dress would probably be more fitting.

But it wasn’t just the self-appointed personal trainer’s attire that made for such a bizarre workout...

“Let’s go duckfoot,” said Jeremy, with a completely straight face. “Open your shoulders,” he barked. And each bunny hop he demonstrated was accompanied by a shrill cry of “BING!”

Kavana likened one particularly strange exercise to a certain insect-themed horror movie; and a so-called plank-off saw Jeremy provide Perez with a large wooden rabbit to use as a focus.

Well, at least when the inevitable Jeremy Jackson exercise DVD hits the shelves, there won't be anything else quite like it...

Despite being several locked doors away from a smartphone, laptop or even a clunky old typewriter, it seems Perez just can’t shake his inner gossip blogger.

Chloe and Cami were in the bedroom, sharing some bitching about the celeb world, when Perez demanded to be involved.

“Who do you hate?” asked Perez, almost salivating. “Who? Who? Who?”

“I’m not going to say in here,” Chloe said.

“It’s done,” Cami reiterated. “We’re not talking about it.”

That didn’t put off Super-Blogger though, and the nagging continued.

“We’ll tell you another time,” Chloe insisted.

“No!” cried Perez. “Tell me now. NOW!”

Unfortunately, the toddler-having-a-tantrum approach didn’t work for him, and Perez sloped off to the kitchen.

“There’s no malice,” Patsy told Cami and Chloe. “He’s just interested.”

“He’s just interested in himself,” hissed Cami.

“He needed to know,” said Chloe. “And it’s probably killing him that there’s something he doesn’t know. And that’s why he left.”

“Well,” said Patsy, ever the peacemaker. “That’s just his job.”

However, her good intentions backfired on Perez’s return to the bedroom, when she herself became the subject of his grilling. Despite his best efforts to find out about her love life, Patsy remained silent.

“Are you dating a member of the British Royal Family?” asked Perez, now clutching at straws.

“How did you know?” cackled Patsy.

She may have been joking, but clearly we’re dealing with a gossipholic here. Expect a “Patsy Dates Prince Philip” story on a certain US celebrity blog when a certain American chap leaves the house…

The day started bright and early with Calum wanting a really big hug from Cami. But she wasn't having any of it. 

The ladies' man was then the topic of conversation between Cami and Chloe as they discussed who did and didn't fancy him. Is there anyone immune from his incredible charm?

Alexander then wanted to know what everyone actually did - erm, they're celebs. He also said he'd been warned about Katie. Whatever can he mean?

Nadia seemed to know exactly what Alexander meant as she began airing her own opinions about Katie. To say they were complimentary would be a lie.

But there were two housemates who seemed to be getting on very well indeed. Calum and Cami snuggled up together and then there was some serious foot to hand contact.

But everything was soon forgotten as the housemates had to do the dreaded Face to Face Noms. There were insults, indifference and good old fashioned drama.

After the noms Perez did something completely out of character and gossiped about them with Nadia.

Day 3 is over and the noms are done but who will be the first to go? As always it's up to you.