I keep seeing rumours that vile Hopkins is going in. I really don't think I can watch if she does. I really cannot stand that loathsome creature.
*disclaimer* please don't judge me if I do watch.
I'll let you share my excuse... we'll watch in the hope that somebody evil will break her and we'll see her a broken piece of crap on national telly 
Actually, that's not an excuse, that's just how I'd feel.
Despite speculation, unfortunately I will not be on the presenting team for CBB in a few days,
I'll be the judge of that 
'despite speculation' put about by himself....
I've got that recap of all the old CBBs on at the moment.... ahh... it used to be such fun....
So am I.
It's a slippery slope in the descent.
So am I.
It's a slippery slope in the descent.
I can't stand Nicola McLean - but I had to applaud her comment about Denise Welsh.
Whatever happened to that little hairy Frankie boy?
Frankie the c*ckozza?
I get him muddled up with whatsisface from that other boyband.
#shagger of winning SCD contestant.
Frankie the c*ckozza?
I get him muddled up with whatsisface from that other boyband.
#shagger of winning SCD contestant.
Yeah - that was him. (I can see the resemblance!) has he sunk back into oblivion where the belongs then?
He's alive and on Twitter....https://twitter.com/frankiecocozza
Obviously now a guru spouting words of wisdom for the dumb at heart.
He's alive and on Twitter....https://twitter.com/frankiecocozza
Obviously now a guru spouting words of wisdom for the dumb at heart.
Funnily enough, I'm not feeling compelled to look him up 
Could very well be, Eug! Good thinking.
Eugene, you telling me that I can expect HM's such as Streep, Ullman, Depp and even James Corden? 
Eugene, you telling me that I can expect HM's such as Streep, Ullman, Depp and even James Corden?
Streep and Depp perhaps..... they're never going to be able to afford Corden
Righ.. .I'm DEFINITELY going to bed this time!
Do ya wanna hum it Eugene cos I've not got an Impreza...?
A Scooby doo not A Subaru..! But you knew that you bugga
As it should be, Velvet 
Despite speculation, unfortunately I will not be on the presenting team for CBB in a few days,
I'll be the judge of that
'despite speculation' put about by himself....
he's too busy trying to get Gary Barlow to sing at his wedding He's alive and on Twitter....https://twitter.com/frankiecocozza
Obviously now a guru spouting words of wisdom for the dumb at heart.
Do you ever read Dexter Kohs twitter?, its hilarious. Your description of Cocozzas twitter pretty much sums up Kohs.
Oh yeah, and Dexter is going to be a father.
I keep seeing rumours that vile Hopkins is going in. I really don't think I can watch if she does. I really cannot stand that loathsome creature.
*disclaimer* please don't judge me if I do watch.
I'll let you share my excuse... we'll watch in the hope that somebody evil will break her and we'll see her a broken piece of crap on national telly Actually, that's not an excuse, that's just how I'd feel.
If Hopkins does go in, I may watch in hope that someone tears her a new one everyday, until she's a quivering wreck curled up in a corner. No kind of editing would make anyone feel sorry for her.
Reckon I'll watch it... 
I feel so dirty 
todays the day - tonights the night
feel free to post any snippets you find and news items
hopefully there will be a nightly thread for chat and the tweet widget turned on for up to date info as it happens
legs it to find a Mod to sort this
If I join tonight, can I make fun of you all for watching it, even though I'm watching it?
The new Diary Room chair has landed and this year it looks like the celebs will be parking their pampered behinds on a furry wolf. Not only that but the chair seems to have grown into an enchanted forest where anything (mostly tears and bitching) could happen.
What tales will the Diary Room see?
If I join tonight, can I make fun of you all for watching it, even though I'm watching it?
yeah but not in here - there will be a seperate nightly chat thread
We know you love social media. Weâve seen you. You canât leave that smartphone alone for a second. But this isnât an intervention â instead, weâre going to provide social media addicts such as yourselves with all kinds of Big Brother brilliance.
Weâre all over Twitter â the official Big Brother account is @bbuk, where youâll get the biggest news, behind-the-scenes gossip, and the latest from Emma and Rylan. And thereâs also our meticulous @bbuklive account, where you can catch all the goings on in the House as they happen.
If youâre fed up of mates ranting about their commute or endless pictures of your friendâs baby, you can liven up your Facebook feed with breaking news from the House.
If video snippets are more your thing, youâll be pleased to hear weâre on Vine. And if thatâs not enough, weâll also be bringing you a backstage view from the Bit on the Side studio over on Instagram.
Finally, for total âappiness, download the official Big Brother app, now available for iPhone, and for the first time, Android.
News, gossip, regular polls that will shape the action in the House, and the opportunity to buy vote credits to evict a housemate, all in the one fingertip-pleasing package.
So there you have it. The complete BB experience from the comfort of your smartphone, tablet or computer.
What are you waiting for?
todays the day - tonights the night
feel free to post any snippets you find and news items
hopefully there will be a nightly thread for chat and the tweet widget turned on for up to date info as it happens
legs it to find a Mod to sort this
I have alerted Lori about the widget and hopefully one of the other moderators will let her know when the tweets starts. Currently the live feed twitter account is dormant.
todays the day - tonights the night
feel free to post any snippets you find and news items
hopefully there will be a nightly thread for chat and the tweet widget turned on for up to date info as it happens
legs it to find a Mod to sort this
I have alerted Lori about the widget and hopefully one of the other moderators will let her know when the tweets starts. Currently the live feed twitter account is dormant.
thank you
I've got it up....but it's showing old stuff. Looks like they just haven't started using it, yet?
He's alive and on Twitter....https://twitter.com/frankiecocozza
Obviously now a guru spouting words of wisdom for the dumb at heart.
Do you ever read Dexter Kohs twitter?, its hilarious. Your description of Cocozzas twitter pretty much sums up Kohs.
No. Once they're gone, they're gone - I really have no interest in the regular HM's after the show (and sometimes even during the show!)
I've got it up....but it's showing old stuff. Looks like they just haven't started using it, yet?
thanks Lori
it will be used later once the show starts
Go on, get yourself acquainted with the brand new batch of CBB residents who'll be keeping you entertained during the upcoming weeks. What a smart bunch, hey?
Alexander O'Neal...
Alicia Douvall...
Calum Best..
Cami Li...
Chloe Goodman...
Jeremy Jackson
Katie Hopkins...
Kavana
Keith Chegwin...
Ken Morley...
Michelle Visage...
Nadia Sawalha...
Patsy Kensit...
Perez Hilton...
- See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com...sthash.jpkddRmP.dpuf
Wasn't online for the launch but did anyone notice that unlike the 'civilian' BB not one of them checked themselves in the mirror at the top of the stairs last night. .in the civilian one they take for ever preening in that mirror before going down the stairs
Wasn't online for the launch but did anyone notice that unlike the 'civilian' BB not one of them checked themselves in the mirror at the top of the stairs last night. .in the civilian one they take for ever preening in that mirror before going down the stairs
Very true Olly !
Well, launch night is finally here, and what a brilliant one it was! We didn't even dare to blink in case we missed something. But if you did, we'll catch you up. Here's everything you need to know about Day 1...
First into the House was former Apprentice contestant and renowned loudmouth Katie Hopkins. But she only got a few minutes to explore the House before the Enchanted Mirror showed up to explain her secret task. So before anyone else made it down the stairs, Katie stepped through the Mirror and disappeared...
The rest of the celebrity housemates filtered in, one by one, meeting Emma before heading into the House. Meanwhile, behind the Mirror, Katie got stuck into her task: judging her fellow housemates for their entertainment value. For her, that ought to be the easy part. But the Mirror had another twist up its sleeve. Katie has been cursed with kindness, and unless she wants to face the wrath of Big Brother, she's gonna have to be all sweetness and light - until further notice. Yikes.
Katie finally made her entrance into the CBB House, pretending nothing was amiss. Even when the Enchanted Mirror reappeared to tell Alexander and Chloe that they're the least entertaining housemates and will face the public vote next week. Will she manage to keep up the innocent act? Only time will tell...
Nominations drama aside, the celebs have all started getting to know one another. Perez got bossy, Keith doled out the compliments, while Calum raised a toast to his new friends. Well, hopefully new friends. It's maybe a bit early to make that call...
Especially because Perez has already taken it upon himself to quiz Katie about her status as "Britain's most hated woman" (his words, not ours.) We don't know about you, but we can't wait to see how this series develops...
- See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com...sthash.AwkgV5EL.dpuf
In the morning most people simply roll out of bed, get into the shower and then it's off to work. But not celebrities. They're different. They need time, an assortment of tools and a lot of quiet mirror gazing. Here are the five stages of a celebrity waking up:
1. Wake up and greet the morning like a friend
Light can be jolly scary sometimes.
2. Put on a silly hat almost immediately
Is 10am too early to wear a trilby? Yes.
3. Contemplate the meaning of existence (while still in a silly hat)
"Is the hat covering my head or am I covering the hat's bottom?" is almost certainly what Calum is thinking.
4. Do not let anyone see your eyes until at least 3pm
I can't see what I'm buttering but I don't care. Rebel.
5. Make up application
Michelle appears to be using a teaspoon on her face. They're not like us.
As our celebs settle into their new enchanted home, the magical world of Bit on the Side keeps rolling on.
Tonight, the fairy queen of Big Brother herself Emma Willis will be casting her betwitching spell over the show.
Joining her we have football legend and banter merchant Jimmy Bullard along with HRH the Duchess of Solihull, Dee, TOWIE star Bobby Cole Norris and the wonderous Judi James.
Also tonight we'll be delving into the heady world of luuuvv (that's love but said in a saucy way btw). To help us we have dating expert Eden Blackman and behaviour expert (there's a lot of experts tonight) Anna Williamson.
Channel 5, 11pm. You're going to love it.
Go on, get yourself acquainted with the brand new batch of CBB residents who'll be keeping you entertained during the upcoming weeks. What a smart bunch, hey?
Alexander O'Neal...
Alicia Douvall...
Calum Best..
Cami Li...
Chloe Goodman...
Jeremy Jackson
Katie Hopkins...
Kavana
Keith Chegwin...
Ken Morley...
Michelle Visage...
Nadia Sawalha...
Patsy Kensit...
Perez Hilton...
- See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com...sthash.jpkddRmP.dpuf
The Chloe one looks almost 3D. Patsy looks like one of the undead there!
