Is Clampit Man allergic to washing up a few dishes then? If he's not happy with the crockery then do something about it instead of whingeing.
was he moaning at someone licking a spoon and putting it back in the food?
Yes he did to be fair. But prior to that he was moaning about the cleanliness of the crockery etc. Dunno why - if he's so damn perfect - that he doesn't take charge of the washing up.
or wash his crockery himself