Well I'm sorry, but i didn't have a testicle smiley. 

No ta My heart belongs to the Prince

And his belongs to me ( Bats eyelashes seductively)*

Goodnight comrades, til tomorrow  

LOL, caller on BOTS saying how disgusting it was what Jas and her mum did ref Danica....you'd have agreed

Wilma was on about Danica being called a whore and a prostitute, saying it was completely out of order, and pointing out the panel hadn't even mentioned that. She said she's watched Jersey Shore, and that fat nose bloke is a real player pn that - kicks girls out if they won;t sleep with him . She said he's not the wronged poor one he's making out 

Well I'm sorry, but you need to update your smilies! What sort of girl doesn't have a testicle smiley in 2012?  

I LOVE WILMA! WILMA TO WIN! 

Im getting the feeling that Alice likes Samantha, the only time Alice isn't making sly digs at anyone is when shes talking about Samantha.

She even seemed genuinly upset when she heard that poor ickle Samantha cried when she was up for eviction.

Day 11 in the Celebrity Big Brother house saw the return of Jasmine Lennard,  as her MUM entered the house!

9:26am It’s another day in the Big Brother house. Julie quips: “Another  f**king day in paradise.”

In the bathroom, Danica asks The Situation if he can see her through the  shower door whilst she’s showering. He replies that he can see her: “I pretty  much saw you naked!” They laugh.

In the smoking area, Coleen tells Julie: “I felt so glad to stay, I really  want to stay.” Julie replies: “How strange! It’s one hell of a journey.” She  admits that she has no game plan unless survival is called a game: “I’m way, way  out of my comfort zone, I’ve no script.” Coleen tells her that she thinks she  will stay in the house till the end. Julie can’t believe that she’s still  here.

10:47am In the bedroom, Danica asks Prince Lorenzo to help her with her  bracelet. The Situation and Ashley are talking about Danica. “She’s being  flirty today!” remarks The Situation and explains that she asked him if he could  see her through the shower door. Ashley replies: “This place, mad games  innit?”

In the smoking area, Julie is talking to Julian: “You were totally convinced  that you were going to be evicted.”

“I’m not a very confident person, I’d never be sure if I wasn’t going,” replies Julian. The actress adds: “Does it matter if we go? I would have been up  those stairs so fast! I can’t live without a bit of camp!”

In the bedroom, Rhian tells Coleen and Samantha: “I think I want to go home  now, I feel a bit lost.” Coleen also feels the same. The model continues: “I’d  love to stay…one day we’re (her and Ashley) friends and then the next he doesn’t  speak to me.” Coleen advises her to stay away from Ashley, Samantha agrees.  Coleen adds: “Boys take things differently to girls; Ashley has it bad and takes  it the wrong way.” Rhian states that Harvey isn’t helping The Situation.

12:22pm Ashley is talking to Samantha about Rhian: “There’s no point  going out of our way to speak, it doesn’t work.” Samantha tells him that she  would never act like how the girls are acting as they have boyfriends, and  thinks that they have led them on.

“You will be inundated with girls and numbers! You are a lovely guy,” remarks  Samantha. He smiles and thanks her.

Coleen is in the diary room. “I’ve completely and utterly changed my opinion  about Julie. At first I thought she was acting but actually she’s been so lovely  and I think she is genuinely a nice lady.” She states that she doesn’t know who  she will be nominating.

In the garden, Danica is giving Julie a foot massage. The actress tells the  model: “I don’t understand why people are judge mental about your job.” She  replies: “97% of my job is modelling. I do lads magazines and topless work.” Danica talks about her website and explains that she gets asked for signed  photographs, and offered gifts in return. Julie announces that she has also been  bought gifts and they are sent from all over the world. “Immoral my arse!  Ridiculous,”

1:33pm Coleen and Julie are in the bedroom bonding over Julie’s  photographs. Julie explains that a nun called Sister Margaret nursed her when  she had cancer, and one of her photos is her mother’s bus pass.

In the garden, Harvey convinces Julian to take part in his boxing class.  Julian quips: “Another new experience!” Harvey gets to work putting Ashley,  Samantha, Julian and Danica through their paces. “Mr Clarey! No pain no  gain!”

3:11pm Big Brother decides to turns things on its head and welcomes back  evicted housemate Jasmine and her actress mother Marilyn to the diary room to  take part in a secret mission: Like Mother Like Daughter. Jasmine smirks: “Double trouble!” Marilyn grins: “I’m very excited, let me out!”

Marilyn is told that she must tell housemates that she is a well known  psychic and will be joining them as a permanent addition to the house. Jasmine  will be listening from the small task room, and remarks: “We are going to stir  sh*t up!” The mother and daughter team decide that Marilyn’s new name in the  house will be Shelley.

Big Brother tells them: “If any of the housemates think you are not a genuine  housemate or guess that you are Jasmine’s mum, you will fail the first part of  the task.” Jasmine wishes her mum good luck, and Marilyn enters the house.

“Hi, I’m your new housemate!” announces Shelley to some of the housemates  that are in the living area. Coleen leads Shelley to the garden and introduces  her to the rest of the house. Julie, Rhian and Danica wave hello from the  smoking area. Rhian asks who is Shelley, Julie replies: “It’s probably Julian in  drag!” When Julian greets Shelley, he notices that she is wearing a watch.  She quickly replies that she is allowed her watch because she is a psychic and  requires the ‘tick tock’ energy on her wrist.

In the living area, Harvey tells The Situation: “I know people, I’ve been in  this game a long time and I do not know who that person is. Not being rude, she  looks like a transvestite!” They laugh.

Shelley is explaining to some of the housemates that she is so grateful that  Big Brother let her enter the house without all the crowds. On hearing that,  Julie whispers to Danica: “Well f**k off back out again!”

Jasmine is constantly watching her mum from a screen in the task room, and  thinks she is going to flirt with Prince Lorenzo as she watched them hug!  Shelley tells Julie that she is excited to meet her. Danica asks her how long  will she be staying. “Forever, till they hate me!” grins Shelley.

3:39pm Shelley is talking about her successful career and divulges that  she has written for newspapers and magazines but can’t discuss it. Julie and  Harvey are not convinced by her story and pull faces behind her back.

Some of the housemates continue to quiz her. “I never ever would take money  from someone under false pretences. They adore me for that,” explains the fake  celebrity psychic. Harvey tells her it’s weird that she came through the diary  room and asks her if she has an earpiece in. “Why would I have an earpiece in?” He says because she keeps touching her hair. “I haven’t, you cheeky bugger!”

Julian comes to the diary room. “I feel uncomfortable around her (Shelley); I  can’t work out if she’s being fake. My prediction is that she’s come here to  cause trouble, Julie is furious.” He adds: “She has a funny face! There’s a lot  of hair going on. I want to get away from her.”

4:17pm Big Brother calls Marilyn into the diary room for an update on her  secret mission, Jasmine is also present. Big Brother asks her if housemates  think she’s one of them. “I think some of them do. I think they are pleased  there’s a new person in there.”

In the bedroom, suspicions are mounting. Julie, Danica and Martin are talking  about Shelley. Julie thinks: “Is it a tranny? What the f**k is it?! Let’s be  real about this!” Martin says she’s here to shake it up a bit and the actress  states she’s not buying into it.

Big Brother sets Jasmine and Marilyn the second part of their secret mission,  where the actress must use her psychic skills on the celebrity housemates. “Great!” she quips.

Big Brother continues: “Jasmine will act as your psychic side kick and give  instructions and psychic readings via a secret earpiece. If you pass the task  you will be given the power to grant immunity to two housemates later  today.” Jasmine smiles, Marilyn retorts: “Wow, wow! That’s powerful.”

In the garden, Shelley takes a moment to conjure up her psychic abilities  before cracking on with the task. From the living area, Harvey remarks: “Look at  her she’s rocking! Look! What is she doing?!” The boys burst out laughing.

Shelley’s first target is Samantha. Jasmine, via a secret earpiece, instructs  her mum to say: “Tell Sam you get a wonderful energy from you! An animal energy,  a dog!” Shelley does that, Samantha nods and confirms. Shelley tells her that  it’s a sheepdog; Samantha says yes and then tells her the dog has died. Jasmine  quips: “I swear I didn’t know the dog was dead!”

Martin is her next target. “You have the gift, psycho powers, is that what  you wanted to hear?!” tells Shelley. “I knew that,” smiles Martin. Under  Jasmine’s orders, Shelley embraces Martin for some time.

Shelley then picks on Prince Lorenzo. “I can sense there’s a lot of love  around you, but there are dark, evil women around you…” A confused Prince  Lorenzo quips oh no. She goes onto ask: “Do you like anyone is this house?” He  replies yes. Jasmine tells Shelley to ask him: “Can I feel your heart?” He lets  her and she says: “Protect your heart.” They then kiss on the lips and he thanks  her.

Shelley’s next target is Danica. Shelley says: “I’ve got something wonderful  to tell you!” Danica refuses: “I don’t want to hear it, I choose not to.” Jasmine quips: “What a bitch!”

Some of the housemates are in the smoking area; Prince Lorenzo believes  Shelley is a psychic. Julie replies: “If she’s psychic, I’m Mother Theresa!”

5:33pm Big Brother gathers the housemates to reveal all about the secret  mission. Jasmine and her mother appear on the screen in the living area. Big  Brother announces to Marilyn: “You are not a new housemate, you are not a  psychic, you are Jasmine’s mum.”

Samantha remarks: “So Jasmine told her everything? F**king bitch.” Julie  smiles as she wasn’t convinced by her from the start.

Big Brother continues: “Jasmine, if both completed the secret mission to Big  Brother’s satisfaction you would be given the power to grant two housemates  immunity from this week’s nominations.” Jasmine adds: “I really want that.” Big Brother explains: “As the majority of housemates didn’t believe she was a  psychic you have failed your mission and not receive the right to grant  immunity.” Jasmine smirks: “Do you know what? We have caused enough  trouble.”#

The housemates laugh after hearing the results of the secret mission. Harvey  announces: “I think people are failing to see the wickedness in this, its  personal, it’s a deep thing.”

Coleen announces to the house, that Shelley called Danica a whore and that  Prince Lorenzo defended her. This shocks the house and they agree that it’s come  from Jasmine. Danica starts to cry and walks off. Rhian remarks: “Like mother  like daughter.”

6:49pm Danica talks to Big Brother. “She called me a whore. Obviously  that came from Jasmine as she hates me, it’s like a personal attack, I don’t  know why. I shouldn’t take it personal.”

Julie and Ashley are discussing Rhian and Danica. “At the end of the day they  are nice girls, they both have boyfriends outside.” Ashley agrees, however  thinks that they should have ‘cleared up’ about their boyfriends on the first  day. Julie says: “I didn’t know that, I have the picture now.” Ashley adds: “I  think both of them are playing games…there’s time when games will come to an  end.” Julie nods.

In the smoking area, Rhian tells Harvey that Ashley ‘proper brings her down’. Harvey says he doesn’t have an answer: “I think you gave out mixed signals at  the beginning, I can’t judge you.” Rhian replies: “I’ve tried to correct it.  It’s bringing me down. It’s getting boring now, I love him as a friend and  that’s it.”

11:33pm Rhian is in the bedroom still talking about Ashley. The Situation  tells her that they should talk. She says: “We don’t hate each other…” He leaves  the room. She tells Danica: “My nominations decisions have changed drastically.  I’m not letting him ruin my time.” Danica thinks that she is in a really  difficult situation.

In the smoking area, Julian announces that he was convinced he was going to  be a pop star! He tells some of his housemates that he used to be in a pop group  called Leader of the Pack and that their music video is on the net. Martin and  Harvey say they can’t wait to watch it. Martin explains his band signed a deal  before videos became really big and that they never had to pay for them.

Ashley walks into the bedroom and starts talking to The Situation. Danica and  Rhian leave the room. Ashley asks him what they have been saying. The Situation  explains: “She feels like there are clicks in the house…and now she’s got  nowhere to go.” Ashley is shocked.

In the toilet, Danica tells Rhian: “I don’t ever want you to feel left out.” She adds that she must ‘make friends before nominations’.

Danica re-enters the bedroom and The Situation asks to talk to her later. She  says yes. Danica tells Ashley that Rhian feels awkward. “I’m not awkward  though!” he quips. “We want our group to be the same again and be really good  friends…That’s all I’m saying, I don’t want to get involved,” she adds.

11:47pm The Situation and Danica are fooling around in the bathroom. “Don’t touch me!” she laughs!

Julie comes to diary room. “I don’t have a problem with anybody…I find it  hard to nominate. I keep looking for a reason.” She continues: “The kids, Ashley  and Rhian, Danica and Michael…the boys are convinced that the girls are just  playing them. I’m totally confused!”

Big Brother asks her what advice Bet Lynch would give to her about  nominations: “Bet Lynch’s advice would be get on with it cock! But I’m not  Bet…they don’t write scripts like this, I like a happy ending,” she sighs.

1:02am In the bedroom, Danica is sitting on The Situation’s bed. She  tells him: “You’re my best friend in the house but I love talking to Prince  too.” She strokes her hair and he says: “Stop doing that, your womanly things!” They giggle and they say goodnight.

Ashley enters the bedroom and goes to Rhian’s bed. He asks her if she’s  alright, which she replies with: “Feels awkward.” He senses she feels sad and  tells her: “I swear to god that I would do anything to make you happy in the  house.” He hugs her, however pulls her covers off on his way out.

In the smoking area, Prince Lorenzo asks where he went. He replies: “I had to  speak to Rhi.” The Situation then joins the boys. Prince Lorenzo remarks: “This  is Celebrity Big Brother; tell me where they fit in?” The boys laugh.

He continues: “They both have boyfriends and made it clear they are not going  to hook up with anybody…if I were you guys, ‘cos you will be here for a while,  I’m being serious, wouldn’t you rather hang out with some pretty girls and have  fun?”

“You’re right but at the same time things would be a lot clearer once the  titties are out the way!” grins The Situation.

“Oh my god that’s beef!” quips Harvey. “That’s war!” smiles Ashley.

The Situation concludes: “I’m letting you know tomorrow…we could be up for  the chop.”

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Jamie said it wasn't addressed on the panel cos Jas and her mum would have no right to reply.

Jeez....you couldn't make this shit up  

 WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST ONE

It's usually the parents fault Ickle  

yeah yeah..   I'm a bad muvva cos I haven't bought her a testicle smiley!

I hear it all the time! 

you and Icle make me smile  

or 'test' for short?