Watched it while doing the ironing  so couldn't get on here.  That woman has to go,  I want to watch folk having a laugh and making me laugh not some bint I want to strangle.

A whole hour to wait till BOTS. Don't think I'll bother!  Night in here

Same here!

Night in here

Day 5 in the Celebrity Big Brother house saw The Situation given a secret  task… but his party ended in tears!

9:01am Housemates awake after a restless night of sleep. Julie notices  that Jasmine has been sleeping on the floor: “You know we’ve got an inmate on  the floor down there,” she quips. Martin comes to kitchen and asks Julie and  Julian whether there was a “snore fest” last night. Both Julian and Julie claim  that they didn’t hear snoring and Julie says: “My old man snores all the time,  so I find it comforting.” Cheryl is in the shower and becomes agitated by the  cameras: “Big Brother you are being really nosey to keep on looking in the  shower!” she exclaims. Coleen laughs and slides the shower door closed for her  friend.

In the bedroom Jasmine, Danica and Rhian are getting glamorous. “It’s taken  four days but we’re sitting here in front of the mirror as friends,” Jasmine  asserts. Danica replies: “I can’t believe it” and brands the situation as “weird.” Jasmine admits that she “wasn’t sure” about Danica and Rhian to begin  with. Danica becomes defiant and retorts: “You were fine with Rhian!” Jasmine  claims that Rhian seemed “scared” to begin with and she was dubious of the Page  3 beauty.

Ashley comes to the diary room. “There’s definitely a situation,” he jokes to  Big Brother. Ashley admits that he feels “down” adding: “One day I’ll meet my  princess.” He believes that Rhian does fancy him and she thinks he’s a nice guy.  He becomes defensive and declares: “I don’t care, as long as I respect myself  and my family.” He continues to tell Big Brother that he will not be “begging” for Rhian during the rest of his time in the house.

10:51am Jasmine and Julie are in the bedroom. Jasmine tells Julie that  she is “so happy” that Julie is in the house. Julie comforts Jasmine and tells  her that the feeling is mutual. Conversation turns to the “younger girls” in the  house and Jasmine confides that “she would go mad” if it were just her and “youngsters” living together. Julie brands Jasmine as “an intelligent girl” and  Jasmine becomes coy. “No I’m not. I just don’t want to talk about who fancies  who in the house all the time.”

Conversation in the garden is far less profound. Cheryl, Coleen and The  Situation are talking about silky knickers. “They stain and they keep slipping  off,” Coleen claims. Cheryl continues: “It’s like friction. I feel like I’m  going to self combust. Imagine if your crunch (sic) was like a matchstick box  and if you’d grown a bit of hair on it, the friction would be up against that,  you’d be up like a light! It would be like a ying-yang-yoo campfire starting!” The Situation is seemingly overwhelmed by Cheryl’s outburst and informs both  girls that he will take any words he likes back to America. He admits that he  has never used the word “crunch” before and Coleen assures him: “I’ve never  heard of it and I live here!” she shrieks. The Situation tells Coleen that he  may take “crunch” back to America because he finds it “funny” and Cheryl jokes: “You thieving my words?!” The three celebrities continue to exchange their  preferred “crunch” lingo. The Situation tells Cheryl and Coleen that he likes  the word “kitty cat”, but Cheryl is not a fan: “That reminds me of a food thing  for cats,” she declares. Coleen says that she uses the word “tuppence and foof,” and Cheryl is stunned. She explains that “crunch” can also describe a type of  person and “grips” her hand suggestively. The threesome begins to laugh  uncontrollably and The Situation holds his head in shock. Cheryl begins to mock  the American reality TV star: “Oh sorry. The Situation has gone a little bit  embarrassed. Me thinks not. Well don’t hold your head in shame to me.” Coleen  admits that she cannot call ‘hers’ a “crunch” because “there is a lack of grip  since having kids.” Cheryl laughs hysterically from the pool after hearing  Coleen’s revelations.

11:30am Samantha and Jasmine are in the bathroom. Samantha tells her that  she should write a biography after leaving the Big Brother house. Jasmine admits  that she would “love” to write one some day but admits that there are a lot of  legal issues outside the house that would affect this decision. Samantha becomes  inquisitive and Jasmine brands her situation as “wild.” Jasmine reveals to  Samantha that she still “loves” the unnamed man in question “like a brother or  father.” She states: “There is only one man in this house, in this town, in this  world. That’s the love of my life.” Samantha replies: “That is really sweet.  That is really hard actually.”

In the diary room Harvey tells Big Brother that he has started to notice the  true colours of his housemates: “ I’m not feeling the negative energy if I’m  honest with you.” Harvey admits that he has seen a side to Jasmine that he does  not like, despite him trying to help her with her problems. He admits that he is  missing his daughter and shows his appreciation for “the good souls” in the Big  Brother house: “Thank God for Cheryl, thank God for Ashley and thank God for  Nanny Julie.” He reveals that he has given up on Jasmine adding: “She’s two  different people”. Harvey brands her as: “Negative with a capital N” and  explains that she always talks about herself: “It’s always me me me.”

12:42pm Danica is treating Julian to a foot treatment. Julie is stunned  she is not a professional and Julian admits that he would pay good money outside  the house for the same treatment. “I wish I had more than two feet” Julian quips  and Julie remarks: “He’s died and gone to heaven!” Coleen is talking about The  Situation. She tells fellow housemates that she finds it difficult to have a  conversation with him. “He just sits there and talks to me like you are old – go  away.” Cheryl admits that she feels the same way: “He never asks how about youz.  It’s always about me’s.” Sensing that Prince Lorenzo may feel uncomfortable,  Coleen assures him: “Having said that, I do like him. He is a really sweet  guy.”

1:35pm Prince Lorenzo and Martin are in the kitchen, struggling with the  cooker. With so many buttons on the cooker to choose from, Prince Lorenzo is  puzzled: “What is all this?” he asks Martin. Both men struggle to understand how  to cook their potatoes and eventually Martin admits: “It’s all too  complicated.”

The Situation is called to the diary room and is set a secret mission called  Awkward Situation. Big Brother tells him that he must create six awkward  situations. He makes his way over to an unaware Julie, The Situation asks her: “I bet you were a fox when you were young?” Straight talking Julie replies: “No.” The Situation continues to ask Julie whether her breasts are real, and  peering down her t-shirt she replies: “F****** yes.” Next on The Situation’s  radar is Julian. Looking up at Julian’s picture in the living area, The  Situation informs Julian that he has worn make-up before. Collecting a lip-liner  from the bedroom, The Situation continues to put it onto Julian as the stand-up  comic attempts to finish his lunch. Martin is the next housemate to endure an ‘awkward situation’. The Situation asks Martin which deodorant he prefers and  Martin becomes paranoid that he “smells.” “Am I smelly?” Martin asks, before The  Situation passes him a can of Lynx body spray.

In the kitchen, Cheryl complains that she has an itchy bottom and The  Situation decides to pounce. Informing Cheryl that he wants to give her a one  minute cuddle, she asks whether she can scratch her bottom at the same time.  Cheryl becomes irritated by how long the cuddle is lasting adding, “I’m getting  bored now!” Julie is jealous that Cheryl is feeling the love and wants a hug of  her own from The Situation: “Oh I’m getting a bit damp,” she quips. In the  smoking area, The Situation is showering Rhian with compliments and tells her: “Your body is unreal.” Rhian tells him that she fancies “buff guys”, to which  The Situation replies: “I kind of fall into that category.” He continues to  inform Rhian that he would not be able to help himself if she were in her  bikini, and seemingly unimpressed, the model replies sarcastically: “Thanks  Michael!”

Housemates are gathered on the sofas in the living area. They are informed  about The Situation’s secret mission. Big Brother reveals that The Situation has  passed his secret mission and that housemates will receive a sexy hot tub party  hosted by the American reality star. With water guns, drinks and music, the  celebrity housemates are in their element and Julian comments to Julie: “This is  just what the young ones needed.”

7:45pm Martin is talking to Harvey about his acting career. Harvey  realises that Martin has been in Eastenders and jokes: “Those cheques don’t  bounce!” In the smoking area, Julie informs Julian and Ashley about swallows.  Julian tells Ashley and Julie that he once stayed at “The White Swallow” hotel  for gay guests and a naïve Ashley asks: “Was it nice?” Julie realises that  Julian is being cheeky and replies: “Oh he doesn’t mean that type of swallow”. Julian admits that he was trying to be funny and Julie says that she believed  him. The stand up comedian replies: “Oh my delivery was all wrong!” Julie  proposes that they should open their own “White Swallow” hotel and Julian quips: “Savaloy’s in every room!” Ashley begins to laugh and voices his fondness for  the pair.

8:18pm Its dinner time in the house and Rhian and Ashley haven’t spoken  all day, but are sat next to each other. Jasmine asks The Situation how he came  to be known by his moniker. Julian laughs and warns Jasmine not to go there and  relays his version of how The Situation got his name. “I love people watching,” Harvey tells Ashley as he observes his fellow housemates.

10:46pm Julie and Julian are in the kitchen discussing plans for their  new hotel. “The White Swallow, members only.” Julian quips: “Do we need to know  if they’re gay, maybe we should give them a rectal examination upon arrival,” he  laughs. “Would we do enemas?” Julie asks.

Some of the housemates are at the sofas and Rhian and Samantha are sat at the  far end talking about Jasmine. “She changes like the wind, we’ll all be her  target,” Rhian warns. “I feel like I’m better off keeping my mouth shut,” she  continues and hopes that the eviction be sooner rather than later. In the living  area, Julia confesses to Julian, “I’m quite relieved I’ve lost the mother role,” referring to Jasmine hanging out with other housemates. “There is just the odd  flash of complete madness from her,” Julian remarks.

12:03am Rhian has decided to have an early night and Jasmine lies down  with her. Samantha and Coleen have Rhian on their minds and discuss Ashley’s  mood after Rhian revealed that she has a boyfriend. “I know its difficult cos he  fancies her but he’s got to grow up, she’s being ostracised,” Coleen explains.  They both agree that it was obvious that Rhian didn’t fancy Ashley. In the  bedroom Jasmine tells Rhian that there is still so much that she wants to say  while in the house. She adds that she is “irritated by the major lack of  sensitivity” to what her and Rhian are going through by being nominated. “I’m  sick of people telling me it doesn’t matter,” she says.

12:28am Coleen is taking action on Rhian’s behalf and confronts Ashley  and Harvey. She tells them that it’s unlike Rhian to go to bed early adding: “I  don’t want Rhian not to be part of your gang anymore.” “I understand the  situation that it’s hard if you fancy someone and they don’t like you,” Coleen  explains and the boys look embarrassed. Harvey tells her it was unintentional  and tells her that he will smooth things over with Rhian and heads off to talk  to her.

In the bedroom, Harvey asks Rhian why she is in bed. “I can tell your  energy’s missing, I miss you, you’re my little Rhi, you’re a good person, I hate  seeing people sad!” Harvey exclaims. Harvey leaves the room and Julian quips: “He was a bit aggressive but basically, he misses you.” Rhian starts to cry  adding: “Basically, I’m trying to convince myself that I’m alright, I always  feel like I’m talking about the same things.” She mentions a misunderstanding  that she and Jasmine had and the mood shifts. “I don’t want to discuss this!” Jasmine snaps then jumps up and leaves the room, leaving Rhian stunned.

1:33am The Situation and Martin are talking about some of the girls in  the house. “The people who do well are those who are slipping and sliding,” Martin explains. He tells The Situation that the girls “are using what they’ve  got” to stay in the house and mentions Jasmine. “She slung out her best story on  the first night,” he says.

It’s been 65 minutes since Rhian and Jasmine last spoke. Most of the  housemates are at the smoking area. “I’m very disappointed with this chick right  now,” Jasmine declares while pointing at Rhian. She looks to Ashley and  continues: “I do believe she’s led you on, I don’t think you’re f**king crazy, I  feel like she’s manipulated you.” Jasmine tells them that she told Rhian to  apologies to Ashley but Rhian refused and claimed that she had nothing to  apologise for. Rhian tries to defend herself but Jasmine talks over her  shouting: “Yes you did, yes you did!” Jasmine points to Danica and claims, “She  (Rhian) did this chick in cos she was afraid of my wrath going in her  direction,” and says that Rhian lied about how well she knew Danica. Rhian and  Danica reveal that they have spoken about things and settled any previous bad  feelings there may have been between them. Jasmine stands over Rhian and Ashley  swiftly holds her back while trying to calm the situation. Jasmine tells  housemates that she is telling the truth, “I swear on my son’s life,” she yells.  She heads towards the house then comments: “I tried from the second I came in  here!” “Me too, you’re manipulative!” Rhian shouts.

Jasmine goes into the house and immediately hugs Julie and sobs: “She told me  a straight out lie!” Julie hugs her and tells her its okay, “You’re back with  your mother now.”

2:01am Julia and a teary Jasmine have come into the diary room. “I feel  its f**ked up, after I’ve supported this girl, she makes me look like the bad  girl,” cries Jasmine. She says that she feels like a “fool” for being kind to  Rhian. “I didn’t come here to hang out with models, I can’t believe I’m having a  conversation with them, I think it’s horrible what they do!”

Its lights out in the bedroom and Ashley is lying on top Rhian’s bed having a  whispered conversation. Rhian tells him that she is sorry if she led him on, “I  didn’t mean to do that,” she tells him. In the diary room Jasmine continues: “This kid, this martial artists has got a crush on her, she realised that. When  I confronted her (about it) she deliberately put me in this villain part!” Prince Lorenzo and Samantha are in the living area talking about Jasmine and  both agree that she needs help. “She wants to be on TV so badly, she thinks this  is her opportunity,” he states.

Julie and Jasmine are in the corridor immediately outside the diary room. “I  just want you to adopt me,” Jasmine confesses. Julie holds her and replies: “While we’re in here, I’ve adopted you, your mine.” They enter the living area  and Samantha moves in to hug Jasmine and Lorenzo heads toward the bedroom.  Jasmine calls out, “Are you alright Lorenzi (sic), can I have a hug?” He turns  back and Jasmine drapes her arms around his neck as they hug. Samantha and Julie  look on as he gives them a deadpan stare over Jasmine’s shoulder.

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thank you erin - I watch on catch up and have spent the whole hour buffering - then getting pic and not matching sound - was going   trying to piece it together 

Cheers Mrs H, I shall be in after BBBOTS if needed.

Yep

Me.

Michelle Gayle

Yep, I'm here 

I'm sort of watching while tending my farm on facebook. The BOTS probably love jasmine etc.

Why is it always the same people in the audience?

Season ticket? 

very ugly, not quite 

Bang right - no emotional intelligence.

But that's because it's only ever all about her.

Me too

I don't like watching Jasmine to be honest.I want her out .

nooooooooo, not Julie to win, I'd not be happy 

Oh, I don't know - the other one is quite boring ... I think I'd like her to stay in just to see the fireworks

What a load of tosh!  Julie's doing the mum thing because she's hedging her bets with the voting public.

But that could be another one of those 'meltdowns on the telly'

Uh huh

Bring on the popcorn!!

Michelle, talking sense.  It's becoming uncomfortable to watch and Jasmine is draining them all not just Julie.

Me too..

If she goes we just might get to see the other HMS

He sure does, lol

Nah, not nice to watch, I don't think

I know,and he thinks he's the bees knees due to these mad bints phoning up and chatting him up.

aww Erin -you do so well to write all that info