If you didn't behave the way you have done they wouldn't hate you
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
ROFL. 
prerez you have caused most of it yourself
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
If he hates it so much and he doesn't need the money .. why does he not just leave?
Because he still wants to win!
Now he's playing the 'poor me' card again
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
Rofl 
Oh FFS!
Oh ffs, crying again
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
katie hopkins should be put alone in a room
and left there
for about 2yrs or more
until we forget she ever exsisted
Seconded!
she slagged off KP for claiming
but i bet she still collects her child benefit even though she earns over the odds-uses NHS/doctors
More than likely.
She won't because shell earn more than 60 grand a year from her column alone
60 grand for spewing her bile? The world has gone nuts!
She'll get at least 2 grand per column.....maybe more if they think she's worth it
Bonkers!
what a tosser.
Night all 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
Ewww! 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
But did it taste nice?
Originally Posted by Sprout:
If you didn't behave the way you have done they wouldn't hate you
snap
Goodnight all.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
night everybody
Night a ll
.......fed up to the back teeth with that tossed now
A round of applause for Perez, for the best poor me im a victim Dying Swan act speech I've ever heard.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Oh ffs, crying again
Funny how there's never any tears 'though
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I'd get Rylan a six inch leg implant if I won.
id make him wear some normal jeans
Originally Posted by Syd:
PS.....that was at Parez's sob story, not Pirates Fairy boiled mushrooms......
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Night a ll.......fed up to the back teeth with that tossed now
It really is getting beyond tiresome and v v boring
Night all
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
But did it taste nice?
i commented next morning how much i enjoyed my food
G'nite all...xxx
Goodnight..missed the last segment as i was trying to upload the blue cockerel from the plinth
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
ive got a better story
i came home pissed decided to fry frozen garlic mushrooms
got the chip pan and deep fried the mushrooms and ate them
my then partner told me i hadnt deep fried them
cos she'd put fryer to soak with fairy liquid & water
id boiled my food in fairy liquid
But did it taste nice?
i commented next morning how much i enjoyed my food
were you foaming at the mouth?
id rather have a night out with perez than katie hopkins
cos he'd have a laugh
katie hopkins would slag off everyone
she'd ask questions like
'do you have a job
are you looking for work
do you claim benefits
what gives you the right to be in a wheelchair yet have a life & smoke fags
why dont you earn more
etc...
perez would just have a nice night
and im off to kip
little greyhound isnt feeling well
so we have to snuggle
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
id rather have a night out with perez than katie hopkins
cos he'd have a laugh
katie hopkins would slag off everyone
she'd ask questions like
'do you have a job
are you looking for work
do you claim benefits
what gives you the right to be in a wheelchair yet have a life & smoke fags
why dont you earn more
etc...
perez would just have a nice night
You wouldn't enjoy your night out with Perez either, he'd annoy everyone with his attention seeking antics and would end up getting himself and you thrown out of the party. 
Too right pirate, hopkins is a right mare. I'd like her to come up here and repeat that she hates the Scottish.
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Perez now believes that Keith is genuine and honest...that's not what he was saying in the first week.
People can and are allowed to change their pereception of a person once they get to know them.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Whatever his many faults it would have been boring without him and his ego
We'll never know though - and who's to say without him KH might have picked on someone who was a proper match for her. Maybe Keith would have manned up sooner...maybe Nadia would have been less of a protective preacher and more fun and not such a disappointment to so many.. maybe Alexander might have been interesting (ok..I realise I might be stretching things a little here..) I'd have more than willing to risk the 'boredom' of him not being there.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Whatever his many faults it would have been boring without him and his ego
Apart from the topless dancing, they could have edited the same vid about Hopkins.
hmmmm....
Katie Hopkins ..... topless dancing........euurrgggghhhhh- hawk spit......
*spit*
*hawk*