You'd do a brilliant job.

He wouldn't be able to speak to anyone if I was in there !!!

More bloody fake tears

Woah there!  Maybe YOU should check YOUR behaviour first, Perez  

Leave Alex alone and he'll do the same.

This guy needs his heid lookin'.... he's a sandwich short of a picnic!

Perez and Alicia are two unstable people.

SHURRRUP PEREZ!!! *guzzles valium* I can't take it any more  

he is so cracking up -psychplogical testing needs to be re-introduced

I  know

And he says that he didn't think she'd carry it through, it would only be an offence if he genuinely believed she might, so FAIL Perez

Oh Baz, you and me both. I'd have stuffed that bliddy rabbit down his throat. 

EXACTLY

When did this whole Perez thing start? He seemed quite popular in the first few days.

I hate people who goad and goad and wind people up until they crack and then claim they are the victim. BB needs to stop Perez's goading!

Pass me some, I'll wash them down with some of Cosi's champers. 

Nah, he's just being a scheming brat.

Nahhh, he's more fake than Alicia's face, tits, bum put together 

Spot ON, Yogi  

Vodka more like.

I was meant to leave some..?  

That's all gone too!  

He was in everyone's face from the start Rawky, do you not remember him self appointing himself as meeter and greeter the first night?

I'd have shoved it up the other end, give him something to cry for

He needs to go.

Have you finished the vodka too? I'll suck on the cork

They need him gone

What you got left then mate? I think we all need something to get us through this!

I've come up with a theory, for what it's worth.  Does he get rid of his 'issues' through his blogging and he can't do that in there so it's all imploding 

There goes Chloe.....ta ra

His mouth wouldn't have opened that far Bethni  

I mistook it as a cruditie in a drunken haze  

I think he has too many issues to start with

CoulD be ....but I just think he's a total prat naturally

They didn't show Perez's face when he heard the chants.. wanted to see that 

He gets off on slagging celebs in his blog - or making snide hints.

So yeah, his 'issues' are a bit curbed at the moment  

Eurgh! What's she doing in there?

The look on Hoppy's face