*stirs from leather-clad den and pins message to thread door, made from cut-out letters from magazines*
"ScOtTy. Your efforts in providing intelligence regarding HMs is noted. I also note your reluctance in joining the Maniacs, despite your apparent regard for MM. You would be wise to do so.
If you refuse this generous offer to recompense your outstanding efforts in this thread, you would not be best advised.
Nevertheless. In view of your dedication I'm afraid to tell you that you will be awarded an honourary membership, whether you like it or not.
Unless you inform me of your colour of choice (see my OP for the legion of colours so far taken) I will be forced to choose one for you.
Ms Diamond. "