nice to see ya to see ya nice 

"Hi. I'm John McKay"..



You should know what I'm talking about...

ITV/STV  news 

"Here's you're weather from Sean"  

"Don't have nightmares"

heres one i made earlier

I don`t belieeeeeve it!

(I`m here at this time )

Shut that door!

Ya don't get anythin for a pair..not in this game!

Goodnight, and may your God go with you!

Say what ya see!

I'm in  charge!  
Swinging  
Dodgy 

I'm free!....

Keep out of the black and in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed!

'It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him' - Two Ronnies

And here's what YOU COULD'VE won, Bullys special prize!

Ooh...You are awful but I like you.

Apparently that was only said 'eleven times' during the whole lot of series!?

This time next year, we'll be millionaires!

"Not a lot of people know that"

Am I bovvered?

"Just like that!"

You dirty old man (Steptoe and son)

I heard that - pardon?
To the regiment - we wish we were there!
Stupid boy..

Cheap as chips

Must get a little hand on this watch.

Goodnight John-boy

You got to be in it to win it............

And now over to Carole in the Blue Peter Garden:


*wheeze* Good moooooorning


arrrrrrrrgggghhh

Who loves ya, baby?"

"Nice to see you, to see you, NICE!"

Does my bum look big in this?...

WHO CLAPPED??

What do points make? Prizes!

You plonker Rodney!!!

You plonker Rodney!!!

I'd like to thank all of you for watching me and my little show here tonight. If you've enjoyed it, then it's all been worthwhile. So, until we meet again, good night, and I love you all!

(Janet Webb at the end of Morecambe & Wise Show).


SCOTTY!  Check your wall. x

It's Friday, it's five to five it's CRACKERJACK

Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooooooo.

Is that your final answer?

@rse! F.eck! Drink! Girls!