Weeelllll,
Bea is a bitch, she's a fake hippy bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
And Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kong mega mega biatch
Have you ever met my friend Bea
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Bea is a bitch,
And she's such a feckin dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Bea
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Bea is a feckin bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it,
Bea is a bitch she's a fake hippy fecking bitch
Big old fake hair feckin bitch, Bea issssssssssssssssss a fecking fake hippy biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Bea is a bitch, she's a fake hippy bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
And Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kong mega mega biatch
Have you ever met my friend Bea
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Bea is a bitch,
And she's such a feckin dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Bea
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Bea is a feckin bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it,
Bea is a bitch she's a fake hippy fecking bitch
Big old fake hair feckin bitch, Bea issssssssssssssssss a fecking fake hippy biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa