You know I'm right!

I know you're off your trolley Syd  

She could earn a fortune going freelance

Baz, seriously....you know and I know.....Carole counted the loo paper fair and square............

Dame! how very dare you!......Carole  was, was, was.............well she just was! ... 

I rest my case Syd  

 Think she is.......Don't no whether to smile or not  

Originally Posted by Syd:

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

You know I'm right!

Indeed I do!

I light a candle every night still!

The tea towel under the armpit gets me everytime...oh, and her shower with Ziggy 

 

I light a candle every night still!

Bless er soul.....we can all laugh......but I feel her grief, she lost her towel......... 

Nite nite....sniff....she may be a big fat lumox.....but......she wore her rubber gloves well.....

So was Bea

I'd like to say, with regards to Carole (sure I've said before but anyhoo )

  I had no LF, or computer, or forum access that year and I loathed her.

    HL viewers were not responsible for her survival.I saw through her when she barred Nikki from the kitchen and that was fairly early on. The gross habits etc and the emotional manipulation were clear to see. Maybe it was a week or two later than LF viewers but personally I was not fooled.

Bea!!!!!!.....she never wore rubber gloves or counted out toilet tissue.......she just went in for the kill!

Carole is one of my all time most hated housemates.  As we say on BB forums, ugly on the inside and outside.

Nooooooooooo! outside, maybe......inside 

What did she do wrong?

Ooooh, don't get me started Syd 

....too late...you have.

One thing that irked me to the realms of irksdonia and back was the way she would moan and have a go at someone, over the tiniest of things, they would try to defend themselves, which resulted in her bursting into tears claiming she's being 'picked on'.

That don't float my gravy boat Missy!!! 

Bea on the other hand was delightful 

 Deeeeeeeeeeelighful  no no no! .......  Spiteful  yes yes yes!  

Whatever.

Not by Alex surely?

*remembers her using a pumice to get the hard skin off her feet and put the bits into an empty crisp packet* 

The sign of a house proud woman....could have left out the crisp bag stage and just used the floor.........

What the Canary said

I especially liked the faux socialism she practiced where looking after those who have least and wealth redistribution were basic tenets.

Of course it didn't extend to her changing down from her 4 bedroom council house to a dwelling more suited to her needs so a family in cramped conditions could have use of it.

I was also really impressed by her anal cleaning routine and bullying of the other hms into doing chores when her own house was too filthy for even Kim and Aggie to get to grips with.

And her (s)mothering of Ziggy - why aren't more mothers like this? Oh yes, there are laws!!!

Rant over

 No mention of THE Blue Sponge!!!

 How quickly they forget

I'll never forget this pic, the uncensored one  

Radiant  

I know Hoochie......tis sad sad times....

Syd...let it go  

I'll try not to mention the "Carole" again.........sigh, those were the days.....

Can I just mention Carole trying to stay awake....and catching flies?

just click on this link, it will cure you forever...warning the stars hare removed 

http://www.heatworld.com/uploa...mages/1000016866.jpg

 Syd ....Ignore the philistines!!

 We few ....we happy few , we band of cleaners; we may hold our mopheads dear,  and think ourselves glad to have known those that fought with us upon Saint Carole's day 

*put the glass down* 

HOOCHIE!......pick the bliddy glass up and put the broom down..............VIVA the REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!

pah, scrubbers  

*cleans up after the Dame*