You think?

Corin- tanning salon and nail bar.

JJ - Anger management guru

Ife could set up as a therapist.
(But I think her practice would soon fail.)

JJ can do his bit for medical science

Ha ha! i reckon that Lancet article would also examine the bizarre fact that JJ's popularity is directly proportional to the number of times he bitches or rows with his fellow hms!