That is what Cheryl Cole will commit when she gets up on stage and warbles through her new single..LIVE! She can't sing for f*** all, and after her performance inevitably goes tits up, I wonder will she have the audacity to sit behind the desk and criticise others.
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she gets up on stage and warbles through her new single
Surely 'warbles' is being overly generous. Scour pads her way through ...
It's a nice song I think and not too vocally challenging. She might, just get away with it with enough backing track.
Video's good too...and I'm not a fan of Cheryl or Girls aloud ( apart form pete).
I quite like Cheryl Cole, but the song is pants...
She sound flat singing it, shame as I quite liked her backing vocals on Heartbreaker, but then she was only doing backing vocals and not the whole song....
Yup, Career Suicide....shame really...

Yup, Career Suicide....shame really...

Didn't Girls Aloud sing live last year or the year before, they were quiet rubbish then if I remember rightly!
she can sing whatever she wants-however she wants to
i shall still rise and applaud

i shall still rise and applaud


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i shall still rise and applaud

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i shall still rise and applaud
Filth. 
Did I hear a rise of applause........
Triggers!.....keep me informed please!........am only up a thread or two!..
Slimfern, we are smut seeking missiles! FFRU forever 

Is it possible to rise and applaud simultaneously? 

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Is it possible to rise and applaud simultaneously?
Yes, for the multitasker.
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Dunno Deman...you tell us!....
I am a laydee 
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I am a laydee


Have just checked!...& you're right ..you are a laydee!....from Wales!...

~checks~
Yep, definitely female!
And Welsh, although you can't tell from 'that'
Equality will prevail I hope, the panel should give their feedback on her performance
She will have a live-sounding backing track to save her ass. We may have a"lips not moving but voice still singing" situation

heehee
you lot are rude
and yes i can multi-task
you lot are rude
and yes i can multi-task

I just find it astonishing that Cheryl Cole can sit on the panel and judge someone on their singing ability 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHTGGlxYTao&feature=related
Here is one she prepared earlier...
Here is one she prepared earlier...
I quite like Cheryl's song but I've gone right off her as a person. (Oh and the video for the song's a cheap pile of cack aswell)
She is certainly getting a bit too big for her boots.
Considering she did it last year as well, I think we can call it a 'career cry for help'. 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEqYnWUZCJY&feature=related Love love love this one, I'd but it as a single. She looked so much better back then as well.
Nadine has an amazing voice 
Apparently she will pre record the song now infront of a live audience rather than singing it live as she "wants to fully concentrate on her judging"....also, she is said to be nervouse as Whitney Houston will be on the show.....says it all really, what a cop out...

awww she's a real lil pop star *said in me best scousers accent*

What's this weeks theme? Anybody know? We didn't get much of the Musical Heroes theme of last week. Probably due to the 15 mins of competition info that was aired.
think it's a diva theme , to tie in with Whitney I guess. Can't wait for the twins performance 

Thanks..Diva, can these themes get any more obtuse. Another week of power Ballads then , hip-hip horray.
I'm wating for Glam Rock week myself.
Can't stand her or her group tbh - I don't even like x-factor but hubby and daughter watch it. I'd rather TV GOLD tbh, even if they are repeats!
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Teddy Bleads offline 961 Forum Posts Today at 12:57 (Edited: ) Thanks..Diva, can these themes get any more obtuse. Another week of power Ballads then , hip-hip horray. I'm wating for Glam Rock week myself
We might get an Abba and disco week too.

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I'm wating for Glam Rock week myself.
Death Metal week FTW!!!
Cheryl was only selected for Girls Aloud because she's very pretty.....she never could sing.
She's barely recognisable from how she started out:


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I'd rather watch repeats of my old favourite DVDs but I have to appear 'sociable' on a Saturday night.

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She's barely recognisable from how she started out:
Gawd! She looks ten years older in that pic
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Gawd! She looks ten years older in that pic
That's from the time of the No Good Advice vid. Different hair, different teeth, different face! God knows how much work or 'cosmetic enhancement' she's had done.Add Reply
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