Here’s looking at you kid

@Baz posted:

Here’s looking at you kid

Ha!
I was thinking.....'ner ner beatcher' 

The only caption I can think of for that one is …what a plonker !

*Drummer*  '' Can anybody else see his strings?''

@slimfern posted:

*Drummer*  '' Can anybody else see his strings?''

@slimfern posted:

Some of my kids are over there .. and there - I've lost count but thanks for turning up

@slimfern posted:

This is how I look at my models when painting them
(that's Pablo Picasso if you don't recognise him)

@El Loro posted:

This is how I look at my models when painting them
(that's Pablo Picasso if you don't recognise him)

Definitely Pablo....I can tell

@El Loro posted:

This is how I look at my models when painting them
(that's Pablo Picasso if you don't recognise him)

@slimfern posted:

You see zer eyes can be anywhere depending on your view. Zis is why zer horse has eyes on one side of eez hed.

Pardon - what you say iz zis SpecSavers??

@slimfern posted:

Once again I'd get banned if I posted what I'm thinking, but suffice to say that Ben Elton once built a whole routine around his ability to do a handstand...

@Eugene's Lair posted:

Once again I'd get banned if I posted what I'm thinking, but suffice to say that Ben Elton once built a whole routine around his ability to do a handstand...

Was this back in the 80's when stuff like that was allowed

@slimfern posted:

"That Dali thinks he's soooo clever with his 'melting clocks', but can he do melting faces? I DON'T THINK SO!"

@slimfern posted:

Was this back in the 80's when stuff like that was allowed

Just about, Slim...

@Eugene's Lair posted:

Just about, Slim...

Gotcha

@slimfern posted:

''I remember someone telling me about these''

Remind me who said yoga was fun?

   Got my packed lunch....

@slimfern posted:

Remind me who said yoga was fun?

Baboon Wot

   Does my bum look big in this.....

@slimfern posted:

How did you get a photo of me

@Baz posted:

How did you get a photo of me

Funky!
And do you sparkle when lit

  Convenient ?

@slimfern posted:

  Convenient ?

There have been times in the past when that could have come in useful

@Baz posted:

There have been times in the past when that could have come in useful

Wouldn't know whether I was coming or going sat on that there 

@slimfern posted:

Wouldn't know whether I was coming or going sat on that there 

If you were sat on that you’d be going

@Baz posted:

If you were sat on that you’d be going

Oh I dunno...might be a case of writers block for me ....am shy

There is no pic Slim

@slimfern posted:

My mouth’s  bigger than yours

@Baz posted:

My mouth’s  bigger than yours

Liar liar pants on fire

@slimfern posted:

New UK 'green' crash helmet fails to meet EU safety standards.

Boris Johnson denies claims this prompted Brexit but did admit to owning one of them, as he's an idiot