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i wouldn't worry about it my auntie violet died still believing my dad that they were real TRUE STORY no really it is true. but this is the woman that walked the streets with a pillow over her face in thunder storms and always carried s spare toilet roll in her bag awww bless auntie violet.

haha im gonna die with the shame Big Grin won't be able to hold me head up in the forum!
kazza29
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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
So that's what Marcus is hiding down his underpants.


I am reminded of a joke again.

A single guy was on holiday in Mallorca.
Hoping to meet someone from the opposite camp, he was constantly upset to see another bloke beating the women off. After three days he could stand it no longer and approached the ordinary looking Lothario to ask for his secret of success.
"Oh I just get a potato and stick it in my Speedos!" He said.
Our hero did so, but after a day he had still not even spoken to a girl.
He again approached the successful guy, and asked what he was doing wrong.
"You are meant to put the potato down the front of your trunks!" He said.

Big Grin HaHa geddit?
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
So that's what Marcus is hiding down his underpants.


I am reminded of a joke again.

A single guy was on holiday in Mallorca.
Hoping to meet someone from the opposite camp, he was constantly upset to see another bloke beating the women off. After three days he could stand it no longer and approached the ordinary looking Lothario to ask for his secret of success.
"Oh I just get a potato and stick it in my Speedos!" He said.
Our hero did so, but after a day he had still not even spoken to a girl.
He again approached the successful guy, and asked what he was doing wrong.
"You are meant to put the potato down the front of your trunks!" He said.

Big Grin HaHa geddit?
HaHa Gottit. Big Grin
captain marbles

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