I know you are a witty lot, so I saw a picture and thought it may be fun if we could think up an amusing line to go with it.
Here is my attempt for the picture below.
"Are we the same height now Ma'am"?
"No dear, one should not attempt the impossible"
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"Does one need a Tenna lady?"
My hip has gone, could you give me a hand up, please Ma'am?
Can I get up now?
Oh gawd! Me leg's locked!
"One is wearing the yellow pinny back to front"
Syd posted:"One is wearing the yellow pinny back to front"
Oh do get up. Now would one like a drink?
"Is one pleased that the Butler placed the chair for you to lean on?"
Syd posted:"Is one pleased that the Butler placed the chair for you to lean on?"
"Your last name's not Burrell by any chance?"
Good to see so many trying their hand at humourous lines.
One hopes one isn't going to copy the furniture now 
"Your knees are grey?"
"No ma'am ... Theresa May"
'you know those 15 other Castles you hardly frequent Ma'am,? I've a spiffing idea, we are privatising them into Premier Castles...let me introduce to you Mark Jenkins'
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Saint posted:"Your knees are grey?"
"No ma'am ... Theresa May"
"Right, now sit down banana arse."
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
'you know those 15 other Castles you hardly frequent Ma'am,? I've a spiffing idea, we are privatising them into Premier Castles...let me introduce to you Mark Jenkins'
ROFL!!
Theresa May's old habits resurface as she slides off a couple of rings from the Queens finger.
*Phil where's the sword, make sure it's sharp dear*
Saint posted:"Right, now sit down banana arse."
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
*Phil where's the sword, make sure it's sharp dear*
found this
"Thank you for your estimate on re-carpeting, Liz the 1st laid these, about time for a change"
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
found this
Syd posted:"Thank you for your estimate on re-carpeting, Liz the 1st laid these, about time for a change"
"No ... they're going ... the legs are going - told you I was p*ssed."
Saint posted:"No ... they're going ... the legs are going - told you I was p*ssed."
Saint posted:"No ... they're going ... the legs are going - told you I was p*ssed."
"There's no need for the High-visibility skirt ... I can see you."
"Hellooooo we are the first in the Big Brother 2017 house, my name is Lizzie"
"So that's a 3oz pack - enough for two hits. I'll be back again tomorrow"
Syd posted:"Hellooooo we are the first in the Big Brother 2017 house, my name is Lizzie"
Saint posted:"So that's a 3oz pack - enough for two hits. I'll be back again tomorrow"
"Let me try this, hold my hand ... no - still constipated"
*sorry I'm late Ma'am, you're not going to believe this! I passed Ken Loach filming Birds 2, Canary's revenge. Before I knew it the flock was up me frock*
