cant rememba if a told you aboot me stalker

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*bubbles*

well the other week ad had a few so gave in and ended up givin her me number thru facebook coz shed bin sendin me loadsa pms. so after a few texts then she ends up wantin to gan to mcdonalds wid me i was like wooh wooh wooh man but av got this problem wer a cant say no so i ended up gan a thought a 1 off cant be bad just get her off me case and maybe get a squirt while am at it. shes a bit of a humdinger to be honest man but i thought id be sivalized n tryin give her the hint in a nice way.

but since then av bin gettin like 20 texts a day man its proper mental. she keeps wantin to meet up n i have to mek up excuses n lie. i only wanted a squirt i didnt want oot serious man.

am just at a loose end man i duno what to say to her wivout been nasty coz its not in me nature. plus aparantly her older boyos are hard so dont wana get a kickin. what do i do?

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LockesMember

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maybe get a squirt while am at it

8/14/105:49 PM

MathematicsMember

8/14/105:49 PM

LockesMember

change your number, your name, and your home address, you should be safe then

8/14/105:50 PM

Former Member

Take up canoeing.

8/14/105:52 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

avnt got the heart to let her down a mean i want a bird but a just dont feel the same about her as she does abot me man

8/14/105:59 PM

Former Member

Insurance optional.

8/14/106:00 PM

LockesMember

just tell her bubbles, honesty is the best way

8/14/106:01 PM

ElkieMember

Bubbles

8/14/106:04 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

shes stalkerish tho am scared she mite kill hersel or something man i dont want blood on me hands thats the last thing a need on me conshus.

shes just texted me then man askin what am doin where am at this n that she finks wer marred or something. blody hell man

8/14/106:08 PM

LockesMember

how did u meet her

8/14/106:12 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

she kept pming me thru facebook n sendin me frend requests but a didnt accept then 1 nite i thort what the hell al giv her me number n if i get a squirt great even tho shes a munter. nothing more nothing less but shes took it the wrong way n thinks wer a couple

8/14/106:14 PM

Former Member

She took the squirt the wrong way?

8/14/106:18 PM

DanceSetteeMember

best thing to do is to get another stalker and then tell them both about each other and let them fight it out to the death....the winner will be carted off to jail and you will be free to find a more suitable person to squirt on

Sorted !

8/14/106:19 PM

LockesMember

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She took the squirt the wrong way

8/14/106:19 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Just say:

Hey, look I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but right now I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm happy just being single at the moment. Sorry If you thought otherwise, but thought it best if I was truthful with you.

If that doesn't work, just say:

Oi bitch!! Piss off!! You're getting on my narks!!!

8/14/106:20 PM

LockesMember

come on DS give us a suitable pic

8/14/106:20 PM

LockesMember

good advice rawky

8/14/106:21 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

thats good rawky. but have you got anything for the part about her older boyos been hard

8/14/106:21 PM

ElkieMember

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8/14/106:22 PM

LockesMember

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thats good rawky. but have you got anything for the part about her older boyos been hard

give them a squirt too

8/14/106:22 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

just don't worry about them. If you go with the nice approach then it shouldn't be a problem. If she starts getting weird about it just delete her number and remove her from your friends list.

If the boyo's question you just tell the truth.

Either that or you could learn some kung fu

8/14/106:24 PM

MrMincePieMember

Just carry a knife with you at all times.

Simples.

8/14/106:25 PM

DanceSetteeMember

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come on DS give us a suitable pic

it's too late to create, so you'll just have to have something from the vault

8/14/106:26 PM

LockesMember

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Just carry a knife with you at all times.

terrible advice

8/14/106:26 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

a never got round to acceptin her on facebook man all she got is me number she doesnt no wher a live but she cud probaly find oot she knows what pub a sometimes gan in

8/14/106:26 PM

LockesMember

lol @ ds

8/14/106:27 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

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Just carry a knife with you at all times.

av alredy got a criminal record man a swore ad keep on the strate n narrow now since mike was born

8/14/106:28 PM

Former Member

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give them a squirt too

That should sort it

8/14/106:28 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Just tell her, the longer you leave it the worst it will get.

Whats the worst that could happen? She slags you off to all her other 'munter' friends.

8/14/106:28 PM

MrMincePieMember

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terrible advice

Easiest option

8/14/106:29 PM

LockesMember

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av alredy got a criminal record man a swore ad keep on the strate n narrow now since mike was born

stay on the straight and narrow bubbles be a good lad

8/14/106:29 PM

LockesMember

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Whats the worst that could happen? She slags you off to all her other 'munter' friends.

8/14/106:30 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

You have a son?

Well just say that he is your main focus in life at the moment. You don't have time for a relationship.

8/14/106:30 PM

*bubbles*Member 10 years

no a dont have a son. mikes me mams son aka me boyo

8/14/106:31 PM

ElkieMember

Aw Bubbles you will need to be honest and tell her how you feel.and in future watch where you
squirt

cos there is usually other boyos involved one way or another..

8/14/106:32 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

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no a dont have a son. mikes me mams son aka me boyo

well same thing really.

8/14/106:33 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

does 'boyo' mean 'brother' in foreign lands?

8/14/106:33 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

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thats good rawky. but have you got anything for the part about her older boyos been hard

Live by the sword, die by the sword. You might end up getting a kicking if you don't play this hand right. Be straight with her. Tell her you are gay.

Seriously, be honest, let her down gently and sensitively, and don't drink around town for a couple of months, just to be safe.

8/14/106:34 PM

ElkieMember

Have you had a few stellas tonight ?

8/14/106:35 PM

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