The oven must be too hot!

Stoppit will ya!  am aching from where a fell !!

awww hen

 

Oan yonder brae thaur stuid a dokkit its nae thaur noo coz some c*** took it.

Erin     

Naughty but I couldnt resist

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Even though I have no idea what the heck you are talking about! 

why ye started it man!

I know and I am so glad that I did!

awww I wish Leccy was heeya, she does a proper good dialect post

Ah know Saz, Leccy's brill

I remembad a Geordie/NE accent joke earlier

Blerk in the pub talking to a Geordie... "whats your favourite card game?"

Geordie: "Ice hockey"

Blerk: "Thats not a card game"

Geordie: "Cardest game I knaa"

boom tish

Eeh wey, looks like them buggers musta listned to us! It's ganin waaay faster the mornin!  Gan on wor hamstors .. de ya graft an keep the oud playece tickin owa 

A dinnae like gawn oot in this weather

This is me jist catching up fae last night. Missed loads coz eh hid a couple o` wee drams. Pyin` fir it the day though - meh heids nippin` so it is. 

 Eh it`s the wurst accent in the hale wide wurld Slinki.  Eh dinna speak like that ken? Em right posh but eh kin dae the accent braw when eh want. 
Roond here its  "twa plen bridies an anigginaneanna" It means " two plain bridies and an onion one as well."  

Skylark 

(and this is the real me) At a barn darn tarn? (or is it?)

Joe 

Ev no goat clue whit yer on aboot. 

It's yorksher Fer hev ye been doon toon?

Love it Joe! 

Ye wur on guid form last nicht, Scotty. Yer singed fud story hud me laughin' till ah wiz greetin'.

Ah'll ner forget the singed fud - up ther wi the classics 

Wor Geordie, the sim one what lost is penker befoh, wuz gannin' tappy lappy doon the raa when ee fancies a bottle  o' dog. Ee gans through the doh n steps on a payl o dog mess, skids across the floh and hits 'is heed on the bor.
Later on minds another gadjie comes through the doh and skids on the shite an aah, just as Geordie's comin back frum splashin 'is boots.
"I just done that!" said Geordie.
"Why ya dorty bastard!"

to everyone in the thread! I really enjoyed reading it xx

Lol at Taysiders in space.
'specally when she knocked off the nobless android

 That`s braw Yogi, em gled ye had a guid laugh.  

 

 

smoke signals tae yer sis 

   

Wassamarra mun?

Yeese'ave  aww hid a rerr terr wi aw  the singed fuds n a canny stoap laffin

 Aye, they aw burst oot laffin at that while they wur puttin` the fire oot. 

Yir a maddie alang wi Triggs and Slinki   

They twa are a couple o` crackers.   Em chuffed aboot that velvet - ta 

*Huz a quick shifty in ra door fur any burnin' beavers*

Aaawright troops? 

Awwrite ya bam 

Nutter 

 Merr then awwrite chief   Howzit gaun Velvet?

No bad hen - ah wis in tears. Ye skelpt it